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(Slate)   "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis...as an alternative, most researchers stretch the non-erect penis before measuring its length. It turns out there is more than one way to stretch a penis"   (slate.com) divider line 159
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2013-02-21 09:58:45 AM

CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: CapeFearCadaver: WhippingBoy: I find it telling that in a thread that essentially stereotypes men in their most holy of areas, not a single man is the slightest bit offended.

Goddamn. Just divorce her already.

What are you so afraid of?

Afraid? More like annoyed.

Good point. I fear I've looked to long into the abyss and have become what I hate the most (a person who projects his person issues on a non-existant "boogyman" [in this case the fabled "straw feminist"]).
How insufferable.

Thanks for the reality check. From now on, I will only use my powers for good.

We've had this conversation before.....


Understood. Bad habits are hard to break. I rely on your continued support.
 
2013-02-21 10:00:55 AM
I feel like that should be embroidered on a flouncy pillow:

There's more than one way to stretch a penis.
 
2013-02-21 10:02:22 AM

SuperChuck: Why do you expect the results to be different this time?


No expectations; he's a pretty cool guy, but the trying to turn so many conversations into a feminist/anti-feminist flame-war is getting tiresome. Not all women are crazy, man-hating feminazis who treat their man like a doormat. Mostly I ignore it, but sometimes I'm compelled to say something because he seems so goddamn unhappy. Meh.
 
2013-02-21 10:03:14 AM
Water displacement test or go home.
 
2013-02-21 10:05:16 AM
There's more than one way to stretch a penis.
I just want the best way to get all the wrinkles out.   I found a good wrinkle remover but . . .
 
2013-02-21 10:05:52 AM

TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

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Sulfurous?


Not if she keeps it clean.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:33 AM
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2013-02-21 10:12:48 AM
Big feet, big meat. Big hands, big glans. Stands tall, big balls.
 
2013-02-21 10:16:44 AM
More than one way to stretch a penis. Well, that's fair - every time I talk about my penis I stretch the truth. For instance, I have a really big one.
 
2013-02-21 10:17:10 AM

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


How big are her balls?
 
2013-02-21 10:17:50 AM
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Also relevant:
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2013-02-21 10:26:53 AM
White men be measuring their penis.

Black men just look down and say "that sh%t is big."
 
2013-02-21 10:27:26 AM

spentmiles: I use the only ruler that matters - the look on her face when I cram it all in:


Slip it in soft, then listen to the bones crack.
 
2013-02-21 10:38:53 AM

TheAlgebraist: unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?

Look, anyone who's pulled mine three times better damn well finish the job.


Lol
 
2013-02-21 10:40:00 AM
CrazyCracka420
SurfaceTension:
I'm a grower, not a show-er. And stretched out, I know it's not as big as when it's fully...um, engaged, so to speak.

This...

I'm also a grower and not a show-er. Stretching my flaccid penis isn't going to tell you how large I am when I'm erect...


We'll see about that..


www.clusterfake.net
 
2013-02-21 10:50:10 AM

genepool lifeboat: Amurica...Fark Ya!: New Balance shoes are the best if you have big and wide feet.  15 wide is hard to find with other brands, but not New Balance, good prices too.

/csb?

My son and I both have size 14 feet (I'm 6'1 and my son is 6'3).  NB is pretty much our only option for casual sneakers and for most other stuff we have to either order online or check Famous Footwear.  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

What I'm sayin is I spend a lot of money on shoes.



I wear 16, my son wears 15, my daughter wears 15, and I'm not allowed to say what my wife wears.  We've never been able to buy shoes in stores.  Before the internet (I'm old), it was catalogs. 15 for men is not that hard to find - lots of choices in lots of different brands for street or athletic shoes.  16 cuts down the choices in running shoes by a lot, but basketball shoes are still pletitiful.  You just have to know which websites carry large sizes  (eastbay, 6pm, JoesNewBalanceOutlet, some others).  I always pay about half of retail price.  I have size 16 running shoes in Brooks, NB, Mizuno, and Asics.  The Asics are kind of small, but if I go to 17 about the only choices are Nikes that are not serious running shoes.

15 or 16 is somewhat inconvenient for men, but nothing like size 13 and up for women.  Large women's sizes are really hard to find - it's either old lady shoes or drag queen shoes (I'm not joking).
 
2013-02-21 10:50:52 AM
When I'm not "using" it, my peener is cartoonishly, comically small.

When I am, it is not.
 
2013-02-21 10:57:04 AM
WanPhat:
  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

My son is currently a college decathlete.  In high school we were able to get piles of track spikes, multiple pairs for every event, from eastbay.com for five dollars a pair.  They had a surplus of track spikes in large sizes.  Eastbay is the place to get cheap athletic shoes in large sizes.
 
2013-02-21 11:04:28 AM
I switched to horseshoes.
 
2013-02-21 11:11:27 AM

23FPB23: When I'm not "using" it, my peener is cartoonishly, comically small.

When I am, it is not.


Growers are more impressive that showers. Showers are just WYSIWYG. Growers put on the real show.
 
2013-02-21 11:26:59 AM
I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size
 
2013-02-21 11:27:59 AM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size


Go have a cold shower. That usually helps.
 
2013-02-21 11:32:54 AM

Amos Quito: "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible "


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They're using the wrong "researchers".


I didn't understand that either - what's so difficult about measuring when erect?
 
2013-02-21 11:36:16 AM
Also, I like to use a good level before attempting coitus. You don't want to be all cock-eyed.
disclaimer - do not attempt at Home Depot. they will make you pay for the level.
 
2013-02-21 11:40:51 AM

WanPhat: WanPhat:
  My son also plays a lot of different sports (all need different shoes.)  Most of those I have to get online.

My son is currently a college decathlete.  In high school we were able to get piles of track spikes, multiple pairs for every event, from eastbay.com for five dollars a pair.  They had a surplus of track spikes in large sizes.  Eastbay is the place to get cheap athletic shoes in large sizes.


from eastbay.com:

Width - AA - Narrow (1)
Width - B - Narrow (11)
Width - C - Medium (2)
Width - D - Medium (5043)
Width - 2E - Wide (104)
Width - 4E - X Wide (63)
Width - 6E - X Wide (2)

....hosed. Sure wish I had long wide feet (like everybody up there who claims to have trouble finding shoes) instead of long low-volume feet.
 
2013-02-21 11:43:14 AM

justaguylikeme: TheAlgebraist: karnal: I always heard the shoe-size-correlation was for women.....and case in point:  My wife wears a size 12 pump and down there it's like the Darvaza Gas Crater.

[www.puppiesandflowers.com image 450x300]
 .

Sulfurous?

Not if she keeps it clean.


She has the pool cleaner cum in twice a week.
 
2013-02-21 11:48:23 AM
Spoiler alert. You're not going to change what you've got. Just learn to work it.
 
2013-02-21 11:50:45 AM
Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog.

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2013-02-21 11:53:06 AM
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"I'm checking now, Mom ...."

/fail
 
2013-02-21 11:53:27 AM
it may not be very big around, but it sure is short.
 
2013-02-21 11:56:39 AM

ManRay: Water displacement test or go home.


sexlivesofanimals.com
 
2013-02-21 12:11:57 PM

unyon: FTFA:  Other researchers pull the penis to length three times before measuring it, the way a clown repeatedly stretches a balloon before inflating it and twisting it into the shape of a dog

Anybody else find this line unnecessarily descriptive?


I crossed my legs when I read that.
 
2013-02-21 12:12:12 PM
So the researchers start off concluding that they can't perform the one and only test that matters (erect) which is false, but then go ahead and conduct a knowingly flawed study (flacid) anyway, and report their totally flawed findings?

Sorry, but no.
 
2013-02-21 12:12:59 PM
I wear size 11 shoes and my penis is 8.5 inches when erect.
 
2013-02-21 12:14:58 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: I find it somewhat disturbing how many men are talking about their sons in a thread about penis size


I'm sure you'll get over it.
 
2013-02-21 12:24:54 PM
I wear a size 6 so I have a really hard time finding shoes.

Oh, yeah, and a tiny erection.
 
2013-02-21 12:24:58 PM
"The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible. "

The researcher sure sure seems to blow off the primary issue in a cavalier manner.
I think some more serious effort devoted to this problem might help to come up with a resolution.
 
2013-02-21 12:36:41 PM

gregscott: "The ideal in the shoe-size-correlation studies would be to measure a fully erect penis, but that's not feasible. "

The researcher sure sure seems to blow off the primary issue in a cavalier manner.
I think some more serious effort devoted to this problem might help to come up with a resolution.


Perhaps even a happy ending, you might say?
 
2013-02-21 12:38:32 PM
My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship.  But I still wish she didn't have one.
 
2013-02-21 12:52:45 PM

airsupport: My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship.  But I still wish she didn't have one.


That's farking perfect.
 
2013-02-21 01:13:23 PM

Abox: Pocket Ninja:  those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range


Pfft. My girlfriend's clit is bigger than that.


Was she on the track team?

The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team?s performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. A 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest."

"What?" the coach says in a panic, "How far down does it go?"

She replies, "Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about."


/Warning: old joke
 
2013-02-21 01:37:38 PM

airsupport: My girlfriend says a small penis shouldn't matter in a relationship.  But I still wish she didn't have one.


You just made my list.
 
2013-02-21 01:38:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...

 
2013-02-21 01:45:32 PM
I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-02-21 01:59:04 PM
Once, long ago, a very gay friend who was also close with my girlfriend at the time, told me that in his vast experience penises come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God!

I was assured by him that my girlfriend's description of my equipment, plus his own casual observation, firmly established that I was of the latter category.

As for my feet, well... They're like hobbit feet. Almost exactly. Big, very wide, with large hair-covered toes and leathery soles. Not quite Gollum sized, but fairly big.

However, I'll be the first to say it's all just a coincidence. The same goes for my big nose. I'm more than certain there are small-handed, small-nosed, small-footed men out there with giant penises, just as I'm sure there are guys out there with gargantuan features and a tiny pecker.

And I'm of the mind that it's what you do with it, and how long you do it, that matters. A guy with a huge penis who doesn't know how to wield it properly, or who can't keep going for a few hours is a disappointment. A guy with a small unit who can do magical things and keep going all day is preferable.

/And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.
//cough
///I could tell better self-deprecating jokes if I were smaller.
 
2013-02-21 02:33:02 PM

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...


This is why you're one of the very few people I've favorited. Genius.
 
2013-02-21 03:12:31 PM

Pocket Ninja: It truly is unfortunate that so many men suffer needlessly from issues of low self-esteem, self-doubt, and downright paranoia when it come to the size of their penis. The truth is that the vast majority of men, even those who might have an abnormally small penis in the 6-7 inch range, can still enjoy a perfectly functional sex life. Many women are more than happy to pretend they don't care about penis size in order to enjoy other advantages, and recent innovations in self-pleasuring technology help ensure that all women paired with an inadequately endowed lover can still experience an occasional orgasm. Even so, there will always be those men for whom "just another inch, just one more" becomes an all-encompassing mantra.

If this is you, just remember that there are a variety of proven, safe, effective techniques out there that millions of men have used to successfully increase their size. No, they're not the expensive penis pumps and dangerous surgeries, the snake oil pills and the online scams. They're real, and you can do them, easily, yourself.

1) Remember that the size of your penis is controlled greatly by the amount of blood flow it receives. The greater the blood flow, the greater the size. Obviously, then, the larger the veins, the larger the penis. But how do you increase your vein size? Well, veins are a lot like muscles. When you work out and get sore, what's really happening is that muscle fibers are tearing and then repairing themselves. They repair themselves bigger and stronger than they were before. If you bruise the veins in your penis, it will hurt, but they'll be bigger when they heal. Do it enough, and you'll be astounded by the results.

What's important here is that you start with baby steps. Do not start punching your penis right on day one...much as in exercise, where newbies go whole-hog at the start and then quickly tire and lose interest, you want to begin with a relatively simple routine. Start by flicking yourself with your finger perh ...


Annnd favorited!
 
2013-02-21 03:22:22 PM
I prefer the Penn and Teller method... measure from your asshole.
 
2013-02-21 03:44:18 PM
I thought if you had a decent size dick, she would find it in a few hand fulls,
but if you had a really big dick, you would show at the top of the popcorn. img163.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-21 04:52:39 PM

ZeroCorpse: /And of course, a guy with a huge unit who does magical things with it for hours on end is a sex god.


And if he's a French gynecologist with a 8 inch tongue who can breathe through his ears and turns into a pizza at midnight, he's a keeper.
 
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