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(96.1 KISS)   No matter how horrible your girlfriend treats you today at least she didn't beat you with a Furby   (961kiss.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-21 08:56:41 AM
The day ain't over yet.
 
2013-02-21 08:57:20 AM
The hell you say.
 
2013-02-21 08:58:47 AM
That depends. Beaten or beaten off?
 
2013-02-21 08:58:49 AM
That's how my wife wakes me up in the mornings.....beats me with a Furby.
 
2013-02-21 09:01:38 AM
some people just can't handle their drugs
 
2013-02-21 09:02:11 AM
Lee koo toto!
 
2013-02-21 09:03:57 AM
Ah

Ahh

Ahhhhhhh


Yup, that's all they say
 
2013-02-21 09:04:57 AM
Not true. And I have the broken body of "Coco" to prove it.
 
2013-02-21 09:13:56 AM
God Damn furbies are creepy!
 
2013-02-21 09:14:38 AM
She can't beat me with her furby when I'm eating her furby.
 
2013-02-21 09:15:54 AM
I never got my furby to work.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-21 09:21:41 AM
The Woman was charged with simple assault and released on $2,000 bond.

Pennsylvania is lenient. In Massachusetts that would be felony assault with a dangerous weapon, 10 years in prison (15 if the victim is injured).
 
2013-02-21 09:23:16 AM
Asinine?  More like [Amusing].  That poor pussyFurbywhipped loser...
 
2013-02-21 09:23:26 AM
The guy apparently was smart and did not return the favor or this article would have had a very different ending.
 
2013-02-21 09:27:21 AM
In my happiest dreams, I imagine this happening to James Blunt on a daily basis.

My life is brilliant...

My life is- damn! Ow!
 
2013-02-21 09:28:47 AM
I used to have a couple of Furbies they liked heavy metal
 
2013-02-21 09:29:21 AM
I usually have to pay extra for that.
 
TWX
2013-02-21 09:30:06 AM

cheap_thoughts: I never got my furby to work.


There are professionals that can help you with that...
 
2013-02-21 09:33:05 AM
Man: "I want you to beat me dressed as a furry, not beat me WITH A FURBY!"
 
2013-02-21 09:33:22 AM
I'm more inclined to ask who's furby did it belong to? I'm guessing it was his, why would she use something of hers to beat him with.
 
2013-02-21 09:37:01 AM
Thanks, subs. Now I have a little robotic voice in my head saying "look what you made me do" over & over.
 
2013-02-21 09:41:25 AM

Onkel Buck: I used to have a couple of Furbies they liked heavy metal


My son's sounds like Moon Unit Zappa from the 80's.
 
2013-02-21 09:44:14 AM
www.newdressaday.com
fark Furby!
 
2013-02-21 09:44:27 AM
Mine used to tickle me with an Elmo
 
2013-02-21 09:45:53 AM
Thanks to laser hair removal, it's a problem I shall never have to deal with.
 
2013-02-21 09:56:38 AM

WhippingBoy: Onkel Buck: I used to have a couple of Furbies they liked heavy metal

My son's sounds like Moon Unit Zappa from the 80's.


Totally tubular
 
2013-02-21 09:58:05 AM
Story got it wrong: girlfriend beat the Furby with her boyfriend to get the thing to shut up.  It could have been a hammer or a baseball bat, but he was closest.
 
2013-02-21 10:02:10 AM
What a Hoyden.
 
2013-02-21 10:03:12 AM
"The woman picked up a Furby an electronic robotic toy that looks like a cross between a hamster and an owl, and hurled it at her boyfriends head while he was sitting on the couch. He suffered injury to the right side of his face. She then picked up a PlayStation remote control and hit him on the left side of the face with it."

Is 27 the new 13? I mean seriously. WTF?
 
2013-02-21 10:06:59 AM
Why do they date if they hate each other?
 
2013-02-21 10:12:59 AM

BalugaJoe: Why do they date if they hate each other?


You aren't familiar with the hate hate relationships are you?
 
2013-02-21 10:29:58 AM

Famous Thamas: BalugaJoe:

Why do they date if they hate each other?

You aren't familiar with the hate hate relationships are you?


Nah. He has money and she gives good head. Or vice versa.
 
2013-02-21 11:25:59 AM

BalugaJoe: Why do they date if they hate each other?


They didn't hate each other at some point... but now they do and have nowhere to go and they can't afford to split up and each have their own place.
 
2013-02-21 04:55:18 PM

that was my nickname in highschool: Story got it wrong: girlfriend beat the Furby with her boyfriend to get the thing to shut up.  It could have been a hammer or a baseball bat, but he was closest.


No, it was a cover up.  Furby beat the boyfriend and pinned it on the girlfriend.  Guy was too embarrassed to admit the doll did it.
 
2013-02-21 05:06:11 PM
I'll thank the little Missus for the skillet to the head later.
 
2013-02-22 03:01:17 AM

Mr.Hawk: "The woman picked up a Furby an electronic robotic toy that looks like a cross between a hamster and an owl, and hurled it at her boyfriends head while he was sitting on the couch. He suffered injury to the right side of his face. She then picked up a PlayStation remote control and hit him on the left side of the face with it."

Is 27 the new 13? I mean seriously. WTF?


hamster and an owl?

how about a B'OWL?

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