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(Quora)   The first rule of Cheerleader Fight Club is . . . make videos of Cheerleader Fight Club, duh   (badjocksnews.com) divider line 23
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2013-02-21 08:27:46 AM
Cheerleaders fighting to solve differences? Several films (I believe they were documentaries) on the subject have shown me that there are much better ways to make them get along.
 
2013-02-21 08:50:10 AM
Second rule:

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2013-02-21 08:59:25 AM
Videographer:  Michael J. Fox
 
2013-02-21 09:27:07 AM
The only thing that makes the best known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!
 
2013-02-21 09:27:57 AM

Richard Saunders: Videographer:  Michael J. Fox


I thought he directed the Earthquake movie?
 
2013-02-21 09:29:59 AM
"not only did the coach encourage the girls settle their differences "physically" but that she also made them--we're not making this up!--"pinky swear" that they wouldn't say anything."

Oh great, not only are we hearing from a weakling that couldn't even win the fight for her boyfriend, but she violated the sacred pinky swear ritual as well.  I'm thinking someone is asking to have her head shaved in shame.  And to eat alone at lunch FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE.
 
2013-02-21 09:31:16 AM
"Fighting over a boy"

Tits before Bits ladies.
 
2013-02-21 09:33:31 AM
OR

userserve-ak.last.fm

*Approves of everything but hitting in the face*
 
2013-02-21 10:04:25 AM
The first rule of Cheerleader Fight Club is

Set camera to landscape mode.
 
2013-02-21 10:22:09 AM
Boys fight until there's a winner. Girls fight to the death.
 
2013-02-21 10:24:37 AM

Crewmannumber6: Boys fight until there's a winner. Girls fight to the death.


They already bleed for five days and don't die... they have no fear.
 
2013-02-21 10:37:42 AM
"Don't make it too obvious but I wanna see fur and early morning dew."
 
2013-02-21 10:41:47 AM
Pfffft they werent nude, useless
 
2013-02-21 10:42:29 AM
Which one of them dropped the 'Spirit Stick'?
 
2013-02-21 11:58:51 AM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best only known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!


FTFY
 
2013-02-21 12:10:16 PM

JRaynor: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best only known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!

FTFY


Fair point, but there's occasional stumbling attempt at Tyler Durden-esque nihilistic philosophizing or "His name is Robert Paulson" that crops up so I'm counting those.
 
2013-02-21 12:19:05 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!


Fark Martha Stewart, she's polishing the brass on The Titanic
I an Jack's lack of surprise
I haven't been farked like that since grade school
 
2013-02-21 12:57:52 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-21 01:18:47 PM

Crewmannumber6: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!

Fark Martha Stewart, she's polishing the brass on The Titanic
I an Jack's lack of surprise
I haven't been farked like that since grade school


We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
You don't know where I've been, Lou!
"Paint a self-portrait!" "Build a house!"
 
2013-02-21 01:29:04 PM

EyeballKid: Crewmannumber6: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!

Fark Martha Stewart, she's polishing the brass on The Titanic
I an Jack's lack of surprise
I haven't been farked like that since grade school

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
You don't know where I've been, Lou!
"Paint a self-portrait!" "Build a house!"


You are not your farking khakis.
 
2013-02-21 02:11:52 PM
I especially like in the fight video, how at the end, the one girl says to the coach 'did you believe us at all' and the coach replies 'no'.
 
2013-02-21 02:28:52 PM

EyeballKid: Crewmannumber6: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!

Fark Martha Stewart, she's polishing the brass on The Titanic
I an Jack's  complete lack of surprise

FTFY
I haven't been farked like that since grade school

We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
You don't know where I've been, Lou!   <-
personal favourite
"Paint a self-portrait!" "Build a house!"
 
Al!
2013-02-21 08:27:32 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The only thing that makes the best known quote from Fight Club better is quoting it MORE!


I am Jacks sarcastic negativity.
 
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