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2013-02-21 10:58:11 AM
Oh, stupid climate change, why are you taking away my precious summer?.
 
2013-02-21 10:59:28 AM
It's just white "Global Warming" falling from the skies. Oh, geez! I meant "Climate Change", sorry.
 
2013-02-21 11:00:02 AM
Climate Change?  More like Buttmate Change.
 
2013-02-21 11:01:22 AM

CygnusDarius: Oh, stupid climate change, why are you taking away my precious summer?.


I was a doubter about Al Gore's climate change too until I married a witch. I didn't really know she was or believe that would affect me after I left her she sent me serious love and then death curses.After looking desperately for a solution to my problem reluctantly I came back to Jesus and as soon as I did all the demon attacks,day & night death visions,medical problems,bone spurs,conjunctivitis of the eyes for months,pain..etc...etc stopped suddenly,the doctors could not understand neither could I only that God's grace saved me and Jesus is the almighty force in this world.I have no fear of any of them because I learned Spiritual Warfare.

God Bless you!
 
2013-02-21 11:01:45 AM
Did the amusing tag get plowed in?
 
2013-02-21 11:02:04 AM
Twelves inches of Global Warming falling in your area soon.  It'll be so warm, you could shovel all that snow in shorts, a t-shirt and sandals.
 
2013-02-21 11:02:23 AM
It's piling on here in Columbia.

Mizzou won't cancel.

This is a problem and makes Chancellor Deaton a hoser.
 
2013-02-21 11:02:25 AM

Pick: It's just white "Global Warming" falling from the skies. Oh, geez! I meant "Climate Change", sorry.


You seem to be about a year behind on the derping points. The new hotness among the deniers is to say that there's nothing we can do about climate change because it's a "natural cycle".
 
2013-02-21 11:02:38 AM

Maus III: CygnusDarius: Oh, stupid climate change, why are you taking away my precious summer?.

I was a doubter about Al Gore's climate change too until I married a witch. I didn't really know she was or believe that would affect me after I left her she sent me serious love and then death curses.After looking desperately for a solution to my problem reluctantly I came back to Jesus and as soon as I did all the demon attacks,day & night death visions,medical problems,bone spurs,conjunctivitis of the eyes for months,pain..etc...etc stopped suddenly,the doctors could not understand neither could I only that God's grace saved me and Jesus is the almighty force in this world.I have no fear of any of them because I learned Spiritual Warfare.

God Bless you!


Are you a God Warrior?
 
2013-02-21 11:02:47 AM
Isn't this already covered on the Main page two stories down?
 
2013-02-21 11:03:35 AM
img132.imageshack.us


If I'm going to have this damn song stuck in my head, so are you!!
 
2013-02-21 11:03:45 AM
No snow here in Texas.
 
2013-02-21 11:04:09 AM
Western Wasington's rain might suck sometimes but I'm glad we don't get a metric asston of snow.

/people here can barely drive in the rain
//snow really freaks them out
 
2013-02-21 11:04:12 AM

Maus III: CygnusDarius: Oh, stupid climate change, why are you taking away my precious summer?.

I was a doubter about Al Gore's climate change too until I married a witch. I didn't really know she was or believe that would affect me after I left her she sent me serious love and then death curses.After looking desperately for a solution to my problem reluctantly I came back to Jesus and as soon as I did all the demon attacks,day & night death visions,medical problems,bone spurs,conjunctivitis of the eyes for months,pain..etc...etc stopped suddenly,the doctors could not understand neither could I only that God's grace saved me and Jesus is the almighty force in this world.I have no fear of any of them because I learned Spiritual Warfare.

God Bless you!


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-21 11:04:55 AM
Hmm... speaking of which, how's Ron Jeremy doing with that heart thing?
 
2013-02-21 11:05:54 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: it's a "natural cycle".


That ain't new I've been saying that for a decade.
 
2013-02-21 11:07:29 AM

Maus III: CygnusDarius: Oh, stupid climate change, why are you taking away my precious summer?.

I was a doubter about Al Gore's climate change too until I married a witch. I didn't really know she was or believe that would affect me after I left her she sent me serious love and then death curses.After looking desperately for a solution to my problem reluctantly I came back to Jesus and as soon as I did all the demon attacks,day & night death visions,medical problems,bone spurs,conjunctivitis of the eyes for months,pain..etc...etc stopped suddenly,the doctors could not understand neither could I only that God's grace saved me and Jesus is the almighty force in this world.I have no fear of any of them because I learned Spiritual Warfare.

God Bless you!


Get back to us when Jesus arrives with a snow shovel.

btw, very nice.

Why is this being reported in the PI? Is it on it's way to Seattle.?
 
2013-02-21 11:07:56 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img132.imageshack.us image 160x159]


If I'm going to have this damn song stuck in my head, so are you!!


liky boom boom down
 
2013-02-21 11:09:00 AM

CygnusDarius: Maus III: CygnusDarius: Oh, stupid climate change, why are you taking away my precious summer?.

I was a doubter about Al Gore's climate change too until I married a witch. I didn't really know she was or believe that would affect me after I left her she sent me serious love and then death curses.After looking desperately for a solution to my problem reluctantly I came back to Jesus and as soon as I did all the demon attacks,day & night death visions,medical problems,bone spurs,conjunctivitis of the eyes for months,pain..etc...etc stopped suddenly,the doctors could not understand neither could I only that God's grace saved me and Jesus is the almighty force in this world.I have no fear of any of them because I learned Spiritual Warfare.

God Bless you!

[24.media.tumblr.com image 320x192]


That...diatribe is all over yahoo answers. Not sure what it's referencing.
 
2013-02-21 11:09:39 AM
snowfall predictions should be like a woman's expectations for a one night stand...

you should never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
 
2013-02-21 11:09:51 AM
Man, you'd think it's winter or something.
 
2013-02-21 11:10:14 AM
Should it not be snowing in February?
 
2013-02-21 11:12:05 AM

texdent: No snow here in Texas.


Yup - and there's no armadillos in Ontario.
I'll report back if the situation changes.
 
2013-02-21 11:12:27 AM
"12 inches or more coming in the next few days..."

So basically subby, for you that would be 12 inches total, or 3 times, 4 inches at a time.

Got it, thanks.

/just don't drive stupid, people
 
2013-02-21 11:12:32 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Pick: It's just white "Global Warming" falling from the skies. Oh, geez! I meant "Climate Change", sorry.

You seem to be about a year behind on the derping points. The new hotness among the deniers is to say that there's nothing we can do about climate change because it's a "natural cycle".


The changes required to slow climate change are never going to happen. So you go on and dream about reducing carbon emissions by 80%. I'll be busy figuring out how to live in a world with violent weather and rising sea levels.

Once you come to the conclusion that humans are stupid, short sighted, panicky animals, the world becomes a simpler place.
 
2013-02-21 11:14:15 AM
Wait, a metric asston, subby?  That's 30.48 cm to you!
 
2013-02-21 11:17:47 AM
I'll take my weather prognostications in standard units, Subs.
 
2013-02-21 11:20:52 AM
She said "Give me 12 inches and hurt me, so I farked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick. OooooH!"

cdn2-b.examiner.com
 
2013-02-21 11:22:50 AM

TinyFist: I'll take my weather prognostications in standard units, Subs.


so furlongs per fortnight then?

1 furlongs per fortnight = 0.000166309524 m / s
 
2013-02-21 11:23:40 AM

DubyaHater: Twelves inches of Global Warming falling in your area soon.  It'll be so warm, you could shovel all that snow in shorts, a t-shirt and sandals.


I'ts chart time!  Where's your global warming now, libs?
www.wunderground.com
 
2013-02-21 11:27:07 AM
Snowed in, more on the way. Got plenty of supplies.

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 11:32:08 AM
No expteced to get much in Eastern Ohio, some ice then rain tommorrow morning...

Of course, the ice will probably just let me work from home! :D
 
2013-02-21 11:33:00 AM

Burr: No expteced


*sigh*

Not expecting...

/my brain hurts
 
2013-02-21 11:34:10 AM
vodak, peanut butter, and tp time
 
2013-02-21 11:36:12 AM
Keep safe, middle of the country!

forecast.weather.gov
 
2013-02-21 11:36:54 AM

Pick: It's just white "Global Warming" falling from the skies. Oh, geez! I meant "Climate Change", sorry.


DubyaHater: Twelves inches of Global Warming falling in your area soon.  It'll be so warm, you could shovel all that snow in shorts, a t-shirt and sandals.


Global warming sucks more and more moisture into the air causing freak storms like this. You see, you're learning little ones! let me pat you on your little heads.
 
2013-02-21 11:36:59 AM
www.kvoa.com

Tucson, Arizona this morning.
Got them some Global Warming, they did.
 
2013-02-21 11:39:56 AM

Clemkadidlefark: [www.kvoa.com image 850x478]

Tucson, Arizona this morning.
Got them some Global Warming, they did.


that's normal for that area, right? that's not at all freakish?
 
2013-02-21 11:39:58 AM

Clemkadidlefark: [www.kvoa.com image 850x478]

Tucson, Arizona this morning.
Got them some Global Warming, they did.


Geez, it's just about a few hours from Hermosillo, and all we got is rain.

/On the upside
//The beach is only an hour away
 
2013-02-21 11:40:10 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Pick: It's just white "Global Warming" falling from the skies. Oh, geez! I meant "Climate Change", sorry.

You seem to be about a year behind on the derping points. The new hotness among the deniers is to say that there's nothing we can do about climate change because it's a "natural cycle".


Well economic models tell us that it is cheaper to allow climate change to happen and deal with the effects as they occur then attempt to stop climate change. Of course that assumes we plan to deal with the effects in a reasonable coordinate way that helps the most people get out of the way or recover from those effects, but that seems highly unlikely given the current climate of "fark YOU I GOT MINE".
 
2013-02-21 11:44:01 AM

Sofa King Smart: TinyFist: I'll take my weather prognostications in standard units, Subs.

so furlongs per fortnight then?

1 furlongs per fortnight = 0.000166309524 m / s


yeah, but what's the speed of light in fathoms per fortnight?
 
2013-02-21 11:50:42 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Vegan Meat Popsicle: Pick: It's just white "Global Warming" falling from the skies. Oh, geez! I meant "Climate Change", sorry.

You seem to be about a year behind on the derping points. The new hotness among the deniers is to say that there's nothing we can do about climate change because it's a "natural cycle".

Well economic models tell us that it is cheaper to allow climate change to happen and deal with the effects as they occur then attempt to stop climate change. Of course that assumes we plan to deal with the effects in a reasonable coordinate way that helps the most people get out of the way or recover from those effects, but that seems highly unlikely given the current climate of "fark YOU I GOT MINE".


What economic models are you referring to ? Please link your source.
Because the ones I have seen in the past have said that dealing with it after will be terrible.
 
2013-02-21 11:53:18 AM

TinyFist: Sofa King Smart: TinyFist: I'll take my weather prognostications in standard units, Subs.

so furlongs per fortnight then?

1 furlongs per fortnight = 0.000166309524 m / s

yeah, but what's the speed of light in fathoms per fortnight?


and how many Manhattans is that?
 
2013-02-21 11:57:07 AM

DesertDemonWY: TinyFist: Sofa King Smart: TinyFist: I'll take my weather prognostications in standard units, Subs.

so furlongs per fortnight then?

1 furlongs per fortnight = 0.000166309524 m / s

yeah, but what's the speed of light in fathoms per fortnight?

and how many Manhattans is that?


How many hectares can I go on a single tank of kerosene?
 
2013-02-21 12:07:07 PM
If 12 inches of snow fall on an area that nobody lives in, does the snow still fall?

/the ChiTrib was projecting 12" for some town called Sauna, Kansas
//knowing how midwest towns get pronounced, the town is likely called Sow-ooong-eh
///yay, another 6" for us
 
2013-02-21 12:22:26 PM
Slaves2Darkness

Well economic models tell us that it is cheaper to allow climate change to happen and deal with the effects as they occur then attempt to stop climate change. Of course that assumes we plan to deal with the effects in a reasonable coordinate way that helps the most people get out of the way or recover from those effects, but that seems highly unlikely given the current climate of "fark YOU I GOT MINE".

  We require air, water, food and shelter. These things are real and we should simply do whatever it takes to protect them. Money is a symbolic representation of these things and is not real.

   A $20 bill will buy you a plate of food, you can't eat a $20 dollar bill....think about that when you apply economics to nature. Economics are a f*cking fairy tale; nature is real.

   That is my problem with modern environmentalism and the polar opposite anti-science bullsh*t is that both sides condone the waste and over-consumption that are apparently causing all our woes.

   I can solve all the problems with two single words, "Use less."

   Please feel free to prove that conservation is a bad idea.

   Honest question: Would your life unravel and be absolutely unlivable if you drove 20% less, bought 20% less sh*t from China, walked  20% more, ate 20% less fast food, grew a garden, etc....
                               Contemplate the impact the would have on our environment....got that? Now reflect on that destroying the "economy" Discuss.
 
2013-02-21 12:24:56 PM
I find it sad that people actually think "global warming" means "hot weather all the time".

But then, I also find it sad that people watch Honey Boo-Boo, but there's not much we can do about the fact that everyone seems to be getting dumber by the minute, and nobody is doing much to stop it.

However, since this storm is landing smack-dab in the middle of Kansas, I say "Suck it, Bible-thumpers. Enjoy the snow."

To everyone else in the storm's path: Stay safe. Stay indoors.

/It's kind of hilarious that up here in the north we've had very little snow.
//Cold as a Kansas lawmaker's coont, but not wet... Also like a Kansas lawmaker's coont.
 
2013-02-21 12:27:58 PM
squall.sfsu.edu

   Snow in Arizona....if only there was a scientific way to explain an unusual weather event....and if only it could be accessed from say....an electronic device.....if only.......
 
2013-02-21 12:29:53 PM
TWC named the storm "Q".

Yeah i dont care what they say someone over there is a NERD.
 
2013-02-21 12:30:46 PM

Clemkadidlefark: [www.kvoa.com image 850x478]

Tucson, Arizona this morning.
Got them some Global Warming, they did.


Where I come from that's called frost....
 
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