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(Kinston Free Press)   O.J. Simpson offers Olympic murder suspect some advice   (kinston.com) divider line 9
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2013-02-21 10:36:42 AM
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Hold the Onion.
2013-02-21 09:13:01 AM
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dletter: "I just look at it as another chapter in the book of my life," Simpson said. "The first 400 times the cafeteria guy looked at me during breakfast and asked 'Does the Juice want any juice?' was tough. Thankfully for all of us, the knives in here are plastic."

Wow, not even really trying to hide it anymore.


Keep reading.  I'm thinking satire.  But it certainly didn't start out that way.  Kind of sneaks up on you.
2013-02-21 09:05:36 AM
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"I just look at it as another chapter in the book of my life," Simpson said. "The first 400 times the cafeteria guy looked at me during breakfast and asked 'Does the Juice want any juice?' was tough. Thankfully for all of us, the knives in here are plastic."

Wow, not even really trying to hide it anymore.
2013-02-21 10:30:51 AM
1 votes:
as others have said, might want to consider a "satire" tag
2013-02-21 10:27:37 AM
1 votes:
Unfunny satire.
2013-02-21 10:27:06 AM
1 votes:
The fark am I reading.
2013-02-21 10:26:33 AM
1 votes:
Wow, took me until "the knives in here are plastic" to realize it was Onioning.
2013-02-21 10:22:02 AM
1 votes:
It got me for a little while. No satire disclaimer.
2013-02-21 09:28:35 AM
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Problem is, a great many read and accept this kind of column as being true.  On the brighter side, if they're reading this, it means they're not watching Lizard Lick Towing, WWF, Springer or MSNBC.

 /first and last time I'll click on a Kinston link.
 
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