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(Popular Science)   Here's four helpful tips from Popular Science in case you wanted to follow in the footsteps of the $50 million Brussels diamond theft and heist yourself some valuable jewels   (popsci.com) divider line 24
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2013-02-21 08:41:37 AM
There are so many snatch quotes I want to make....
 
2013-02-21 08:42:01 AM

Here's four


"Here is four"? Really?
 
2013-02-21 08:43:48 AM

tripleseven


There are so many snatch quotes I want to make....


Shut up and sit down, you big bald f*ck.


:-)
 
2013-02-21 08:46:29 AM
Mr. Orange: "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? "

Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says farking shiat after that.

You might get some biatch talk shiat to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fark up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fark around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a biatch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "
 
2013-02-21 08:50:22 AM

skinink: Mr. Orange: "What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? "

Mr. White: "When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says farking shiat after that.

You might get some biatch talk shiat to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fark up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fark around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a biatch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. "


Thanks. Thanks a lot! Now that song is stuck in my head.

/you know the song
 
2013-02-21 08:51:07 AM
That is less a series of tips, and more a series of links to stories/tips - they just aggregated other folks' content.

Who would set up a site as an aggregator and expect people to frequent it, really?

/slinks off to the corner
//There were some interesting reads linked off there, tbh
 
2013-02-21 08:56:25 AM
"I thought you said he was a getaway driver. What the fark can he get away from, eh?"
 
2013-02-21 08:57:23 AM
Are one through four all "know someone on the inside who's willing to sell you info?"
 
2013-02-21 09:06:42 AM
www.notasmartman.com
1) Don't buy anything

www.gonemovies.com
2) Don't get stoned instead of destroying the get-away car.
 
2013-02-21 09:07:44 AM
www.blogcdn.com
Reads story with interest
 
2013-02-21 09:27:02 AM

Uisce Beatha: That is less a series of tips, and more a series of links to stories/tips - they just aggregated other folks' content.

Who would set up a site as an aggregator and expect people to frequent it, really?

/slinks off to the corner
//There were some interesting reads linked off there, tbh


Welcome...uh...to..Fark?
 
2013-02-21 09:29:56 AM
Once everybody has $50 million in jewels won't the economy adjust so $50 million is effectively nothing?

Thanks a lot, Popular Science!

//weak, but I just got out of bed.
 
2013-02-21 09:33:00 AM
Brussels, huh? Even though they escaped the cops, I'm sure the dingos and crocs got them eventually
 
2013-02-21 09:39:31 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: tripleseven

There are so many snatch quotes I want to make....


Shut up and sit down, you big bald f*ck.


:-)


I've always wondered whether it was supposed to be "big, bald fark" or "big-balled fark".
 
2013-02-21 09:39:31 AM
That's Doug The Head.  Everybody knows Doug The Head.
If it's stones and it's stolen,  he's the man to speak to.
 
2013-02-21 09:45:05 AM
And the fact that you've got "Replica" written on the side of your guns. And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle .50" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence.
 
2013-02-21 09:49:02 AM

Quaker


I've always wondered whether it was supposed to be "big, bald fark" or "big-balled fark".


I always assumed it was "big bald" because Doug the Head was pretty bald. Besides, Avi wasn't too happy with him at that point and would be unlikely to say anything even a little complimentary.

FWIW, the IMDB quotes page has it as "big, bald".
 
2013-02-21 10:03:17 AM
Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink? Why can't I be Mr. Black?
 
2013-02-21 10:08:46 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Quaker

I've always wondered whether it was supposed to be "big, bald fark" or "big-balled fark".


I always assumed it was "big bald" because Doug the Head was pretty bald. Besides, Avi wasn't too happy with him at that point and would be unlikely to say anything even a little complimentary.

FWIW, the IMDB quotes page has it as "big, bald".


I always assumed that it wasn't complimentary- Doug the Head screwed up (in Avi's eyes) by losing track of Frankie Four FIngers, and when he showed up in his office, Doug greeted him happily as if they were friends. I figured that Avi meant he had big balls for assuming that it was some kind of friendly meeting given the circumstances.

/But in retrospect I think you're right
//And IMDB quotes are usually worthless
 
2013-02-21 10:08:48 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: tripleseven

There are so many snatch quotes I want to make....


Shut up and sit down, you big bald f*ck.


:-)


Aptly timed and relevant.  Well done.
 
2013-02-21 10:41:25 AM
i9.photobucket.com

Knows what "nemesis" means. Also bears a striking resemblance to my father-in-law, which has pretty much been freaking me out for about 12 years.
 
2013-02-21 11:06:10 AM
Why'd we stop ere? What's the mattah wit that space over there?

It's too tight.

Too tight? You could landa jumbo fuhkin jet in there.

Leave him alone. Ee's a natural. Ain't you, Tyrone?

Ah course I am.
 
2013-02-21 11:58:00 AM
Try to sell them. You'll probably get about $500, if you can find a buyer. Metal would be a better choice, silver, gold, or platinum.
 
2013-02-21 12:13:39 PM
I like the story of the guy that gets caught because his dumbass friend drops the trash. It's always something little.
 
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