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(Daily Dot)   The still-unidentified Technoviking is suing Matthias Fritsch for recording his dance and making him a meme. Do not taunt Happy Fun Technoviking   (dailydot.com) divider line 117
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2013-02-21 03:14:18 PM  

mithras_angel: While I can sort of see that, he was out in public, doing things that would draw attention to himself.


Yeah if he didn't want some random guy with a camera profiting off of him he shouldn't have danced all slutty like that.

The way I see it is like this. The reason Techno Viking made such an impact is because he's seen as a kind of hero. He's wandering the streets enforcing a code of ethics all while looking farking amazing. It seems consistent that he would insist that the blogger act ethically too.
 
2013-02-21 03:15:08 PM  

WeenerGord: mithras_angel: I got it because mom reads the series fanatically, and was just waiting for the phone call of "Why are you in this book?  How are you in this book?"


She call yet? or still waiting?


Given that the publication date was 15 years ago...  yeah, got that call, about a week after the book hit the shelves.

Though, she wasn't particularly happy that I died in the book.
 
2013-02-21 03:19:51 PM  
Dear TechnoViking,

You're awesome, but the lawsuit is stupid.  Embrace your fame and make a few bucks from it by selling t-shirts, dolls and stuff.

Love & kisses,
Your fans
 
2013-02-21 03:26:00 PM  
I bet he is a socialist.
 
2013-02-21 03:27:21 PM  

bighairyguy: Dear TechnoViking,

You're awesome, but the lawsuit is stupid.  Embrace your fame and make a few bucks from it by selling t-shirts, dolls and stuff.

Love & kisses,
Your fans


Yeah this. Hail Techno Viking!!

/offers water bottle
 
2013-02-21 04:15:14 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Vikings remain bad at business


Vikings were actually pretty good at business, but that's another topic...
This Viking wants to carry on the tradition of looting his neighbors.
 
2013-02-21 04:26:12 PM  
thanks to that video the world and I know how hot you are techno viking  
that can only be a good thing.
 
2013-02-21 04:30:11 PM  

dalthas: [mururoar.com image 400x333]


Wait.  Is that real?  Can you really buy that?

i58.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 05:15:43 PM  
I don't have time to read all the replies (I did skim the first page though), but I can't believe that in 13 years that no one has found out who he really is.
 
2013-02-21 05:27:21 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: dalthas: [mururoar.com image 400x333]

Wait.  Is that real?  Can you really buy that?

[i58.photobucket.com image 274x184]


Yeah, really.

He'd go on my desk, right next to Jay and Silent Bob, positioned so that Silent Bob's sideways glance is looking at TV.
 
2013-02-21 05:30:39 PM  

mithras_angel: Yeah, really.

He'd go on my desk, right next to Jay and Silent Bob, positioned so that Silent Bob's sideways glance is looking at TV.


Sure that's not an action figure of the lead guy from Reign of Fire?
 
2013-02-21 05:45:13 PM  
I think he's wasted as all get-out in the video and that, coupled with the fact that he is Très, très gai has left him with no good sense and a perfectly good job at Jorvik's Best Lock, Key and Whale Bone in serious jeopardy.

Yngvild Jorvik is not a man with which to be monkeyed.  No he is not.  Just ask Ingrid.
 
2013-02-21 06:33:26 PM  
Farking Deutschebag
 
2013-02-21 07:03:19 PM  

iron_city_ap: Graffito: I had mostly forgotten about technoviking.  Surely, by now, he's changed his look.  Is this video ruining his career as a...a...a...?  I can't think of what career this would ruin.

From what I've read, this video has caused him to be passed over for the positions of smooth jazz viking, and love jamz viking.


Best comment ever.
 
2013-02-21 07:43:17 PM  

mithras_angel: WeenerGord: mithras_angel: There's a difference between "wrote" (that's the author in your pic), and "appeared in", which is what I did.


If I got to read 5 words of that shiat series to find out who you are....I ain't gonna find out. Or care. That is a really stupid, badly written, unbelievable shiat series.

/it's farked, it's farked, it's farked, it's farked
// you are probably farked for having been in it


It's better than Twilight...

Ok, I admit, that's not saying much...


Are you Howard Phillips, game god of the Nintendo Entertainment System?

Rutger Hauer?

/Very intriguing...
//I believe him
 
2013-02-21 09:19:40 PM  
Again?

I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat!
 
2013-02-22 02:24:40 AM  

10up: you can write yourself into prison in Germany


How do you explain Uwe Boll's continued freedom then?

/if people could go to prison for crummy writing, he should get the death penalty
 
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