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(ABC News)   Hallmark begins a line of hospice cards after getting numerous requests for something to cheer up the Republican Party   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Hallmark, Republican, hospices  
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2013-02-21 04:38:41 AM  
That headline works, in two or three different ways..
2013-02-21 10:02:10 AM  
OK, everyone, let's help out Hallmark and come up with some hospice card slogans.  I'll start:

"Can I have your stuff?"
2013-02-21 10:06:52 AM  
"You know after you die that your family will tear itself apart splitting up all of your stuff, right?  Happy Hospice!"
2013-02-21 10:27:10 AM  
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your bowels are about to spill
Did you remember to put me in your Will?
2013-02-21 02:23:29 PM

. . . even when he needs to scratch his ass.
2013-02-21 10:09:11 PM  
What about a variation on the big card that the whole office signs when people are leaving-

"So, we heard you were dying of cancer..."

I haven't thought of the punchline yet.

I would also have to think of something to write in one of them. "Good Luck" doesn't sound quite right.
2013-02-23 03:37:40 PM  
Seriously subby?

Considering that the Reps showed gains in 30 states I think your desire for the death of the GOP isn't going to happen for a looooooong time.
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