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(Time)   Prince takes job as reporter for Entertainment Tonight. And I'll be damned if he isn't the spitting image of his father. Well, after his father turned into a white lesbian   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, aliens, Michael Jackson, Zach Braff, Sam Raimi, James Franco, 2012 and beyond in film, Brooke Anderson  
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2013-02-21 10:00:51 AM  
5 votes:
I'm telling you, that child is the product of gene-splicing the Coreys.
2013-02-21 09:54:18 AM  
3 votes:

Slaxl: borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.

Do you think the headline might have been a joke?

Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.

Whoever he is, he is too bold
2013-02-21 12:37:54 PM  
2 votes:
We're on first name terms with Michael Jackson's kid now?

Future headline: Blanket used to wipe away jizz.
2013-02-21 10:23:30 AM  
2 votes:
frowns on your shenanigans most of the time, really

/except when he's playing winning basketball
//game ... blouses
2013-02-21 10:09:34 AM  
2 votes:
Eye C wat U did thair.
2013-02-21 10:13:23 PM  
1 vote:

I'm still waiting for a current-gen remake of SEGA's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game.
2013-02-21 03:27:18 PM  
1 vote:
He can't take the job until he purifies himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
2013-02-21 02:55:26 PM  
1 vote:

Pfighting Polish: //game ... blouses

fark yo couch...
2013-02-21 01:24:12 PM  
1 vote:
Michael Jackson you are not the father   Cory, you got some explaining to do!
2013-02-21 10:16:59 AM  
1 vote:
frowns on your shenanigans
2013-02-21 03:44:06 AM  
1 vote:

borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.
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