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(Time)   Prince takes job as reporter for Entertainment Tonight. And I'll be damned if he isn't the spitting image of his father. Well, after his father turned into a white lesbian   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 11
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2013-02-22 12:46:47 AM  
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FuryOfFirestorm: rickycal78: ZeroCorpse: SHA'MONE!!!!!!

/I'm still waiting for a current-gen remake of SEGA's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game.

Holy shiat, I haven't thought of that game in years! Pretty badass graphics for the time, and a fun platformer with great music. Maybe I should see if I can't find a Sega emulator and the ROM for that...

The arcade version was pretty cool too. It had a 3/4ths overhead view like Zaxxon.


The best part was the "magic" or "smart bomb" style attack, which made all the enemies on the screen line  up and start dancing in unison until the dropped dead. Very cool.

And the "hmmm" part of the game...  It's about Michael Jackson wandering around buildings, parking lots, forests, and cemeteries looking for children who are hiding in closets, behind tombstones, in the trunks of cars, and in various other places.

And where else are you going to find a video game where the main boss is Joe Pesci?
2013-02-21 08:36:38 PM  
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I think Prince looks like Dr. Arnie Klein.
2013-02-21 06:13:00 PM  
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FuryOfFirestorm: To be fair, Mariah Carey has a black father and a white mother, and she doesn't look anymore black than Prince Jackson does.


Yes she does!

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Don't mistake her adult post-surgery appearance for the truth.

And technically, her father is half-Black, half-Hispanic. Mariah's grandfather on her father's side was Venezuelan, and he married an African-American woman. Mariah's mother is Irish.

So Mariah is only 1/4 Black, in truth, and she still doesn't look like the average Caucasian.

I still say MJ's kids are white because MJ died in 1984 on the Pepsi ad, and they replaced him with a white MJ impersonator who went through some serious plastic surgery and used the vitiligo story to cover up his lightness. It explains so much.
2013-02-21 01:56:37 PM  
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cryinoutloud: Michael Jackson is still his "father" even if it's not his genes.  How would you like it if you had a sperm donation baby and everyone kept mentioning how it wasn't really your kid?


I don't think anyone is arguing that the dead child molester isn't their "father" he's just not the biological father despite being on the birth certificate. If the Jackson family had been honest about it from the beginning nobody would have cared. Except for people who don't want child molesters adopting children.
2013-02-21 01:31:18 PM  
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Michael Jackson is still his "father" even if it's not his genes.  How would you like it if you had a sperm donation baby and everyone kept mentioning how it wasn't really your kid?
2013-02-21 11:25:28 AM  
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borg:

Jackson should have use a Black sperm donor.

I was wondering if I was the only Farker who noticed none of Michael Jackson's kids look either anything like him or in the least bit Black. Plastic surgery and skin-lightening won't change the genes. Corollarily, never plan to have kids with anybody who might have had plastic surgery if you don't know what s/he looked like before.

"Dumbo ears?!? I want a paternity test, and while I'm waiting for the results you can dig out your damn baby pictures."
2013-02-21 10:13:48 AM  
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Skyline Records:
I'm telling you, that child is the product of gene-splicing the Coreys.

I know!  I was looking at that picture in the article, and thought, 'That kid's got Feldman written all over him.'

Which is sad.  If it's true about Corey being the bio-dad, apparently Michael Jackson thought so little of his own looks and DNA, and purposely chose Corey Feldman as having preferable looks and DNA.
2013-02-21 10:00:51 AM  
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I'm telling you, that child is the product of gene-splicing the Coreys.
2013-02-21 09:54:18 AM  
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Slaxl: borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.

Do you think the headline might have been a joke?

Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.


Whoever he is, he is too bold
2013-02-21 04:16:49 AM  
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Slaxl: Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.


Same here.
2013-02-21 04:11:09 AM  
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borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.


Do you think the headline might have been a joke?

Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.
 
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