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(Time)   Prince takes job as reporter for Entertainment Tonight. And I'll be damned if he isn't the spitting image of his father. Well, after his father turned into a white lesbian   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 41
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2013-02-21 03:37:08 AM
Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.
 
2013-02-21 03:44:06 AM

borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.


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2013-02-21 03:56:50 AM

SnarfVader: borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.

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I guess I should have said 'Bio" father but from the photo you posted you understand what a biracial person looks like. Jackson should have use a Black sperm donor.

/Married to a biracial woman
 
2013-02-21 04:11:09 AM

borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.


Do you think the headline might have been a joke?

Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.
 
2013-02-21 04:16:49 AM

Slaxl: Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.


Same here.
 
2013-02-21 09:54:18 AM

Slaxl: borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.

Do you think the headline might have been a joke?

Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.


Whoever he is, he is too bold
 
2013-02-21 10:00:51 AM
I'm telling you, that child is the product of gene-splicing the Coreys.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:52 AM
I guess I was expecting too much when I clicked the link looking for a video clip or at least a f*cking picture of what the kid looks like.

Instead? Lagging pop up ads and just text.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:59 AM
I prefer his hot sister.
 
2013-02-21 10:09:34 AM
Eye C wat U did thair.
 
2013-02-21 10:13:48 AM
Skyline Records:
I'm telling you, that child is the product of gene-splicing the Coreys.

I know!  I was looking at that picture in the article, and thought, 'That kid's got Feldman written all over him.'

Which is sad.  If it's true about Corey being the bio-dad, apparently Michael Jackson thought so little of his own looks and DNA, and purposely chose Corey Feldman as having preferable looks and DNA.
 
2013-02-21 10:16:59 AM
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frowns on your shenanigans
 
2013-02-21 10:18:02 AM
What's the big deal about Bill Murray's kid getting a gig?
 
2013-02-21 10:23:30 AM
tacos4jesus:

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frowns on your shenanigans most of the time, really

/except when he's playing winning basketball
//game ... blouses
 
2013-02-21 10:31:40 AM

Alphax: Slaxl: Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.

Same here.


The Jackson son, formerly known as Prince?
 
2013-02-21 10:52:40 AM
There is only one Prince.
 And he is funky.
When it comes to funk, he is a junky.
 
2013-02-21 11:01:15 AM
Oh, THAT Prince.
Well, nobody cares then.
 
2013-02-21 11:13:02 AM

Onkel Buck: Slaxl: borg: Michael Jackson isn't his birth father subby.

Do you think the headline might have been a joke?

Anyway, I was expecting the artist formerly known as Prince, wondering who the hell his dad was.

Whoever he is, he is too bold


That's tough enough on a kid growing up, but add to that his mom- she was never satisfied.
 
2013-02-21 11:25:28 AM
borg:

Jackson should have use a Black sperm donor.

I was wondering if I was the only Farker who noticed none of Michael Jackson's kids look either anything like him or in the least bit Black. Plastic surgery and skin-lightening won't change the genes. Corollarily, never plan to have kids with anybody who might have had plastic surgery if you don't know what s/he looked like before.

"Dumbo ears?!? I want a paternity test, and while I'm waiting for the results you can dig out your damn baby pictures."
 
2013-02-21 12:24:17 PM
TFA used a flattering photo - I'd say he looks more like a Garbage Pail Kid.
 
2013-02-21 12:37:54 PM
We're on first name terms with Michael Jackson's kid now?

Future headline: Blanket used to wipe away jizz.
 
2013-02-21 12:38:06 PM

The One True TheDavid: borg:

Jackson should have use a Black sperm donor.

I was wondering if I was the only Farker who noticed none of Michael Jackson's kids look either anything like him or in the least bit Black. Plastic surgery and skin-lightening won't change the genes. Corollarily, never plan to have kids with anybody who might have had plastic surgery if you don't know what s/he looked like before.

"Dumbo ears?!? I want a paternity test, and while I'm waiting for the results you can dig out your damn baby pictures."


Blanket... kinda looks like Paul Stanley!
Paris... IDK, her mom perhaps?
Prince... gotta say he looks a little like MJ pre-surgery.
 
2013-02-21 01:24:12 PM
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Michael Jackson you are not the father   Cory, you got some explaining to do!
 
2013-02-21 01:31:18 PM
Michael Jackson is still his "father" even if it's not his genes.  How would you like it if you had a sperm donation baby and everyone kept mentioning how it wasn't really your kid?
 
2013-02-21 01:56:37 PM

cryinoutloud: Michael Jackson is still his "father" even if it's not his genes.  How would you like it if you had a sperm donation baby and everyone kept mentioning how it wasn't really your kid?


I don't think anyone is arguing that the dead child molester isn't their "father" he's just not the biological father despite being on the birth certificate. If the Jackson family had been honest about it from the beginning nobody would have cared. Except for people who don't want child molesters adopting children.
 
2013-02-21 02:55:26 PM

Pfighting Polish: //game ... blouses


Fu(k yo couch...
 
2013-02-21 03:27:18 PM
He can't take the job until he purifies himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
 
2013-02-21 03:58:40 PM
 
2013-02-21 04:17:01 PM
To be fair, Mariah Carey has a black father and a white mother, and she doesn't look anymore black than Prince Jackson does.

My grandfather is half Mexican/half Blackfoot and very dark skinned, but only some of his kids had brown skin. The rest were as pale as my grandmother, and she's half Mexican and half Navajo. She even had fraternal twins with different skin tones: the boy had dark brown skin and his twin sister looked white.
 
2013-02-21 06:13:00 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: To be fair, Mariah Carey has a black father and a white mother, and she doesn't look anymore black than Prince Jackson does.


Yes she does!

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Don't mistake her adult post-surgery appearance for the truth.

And technically, her father is half-Black, half-Hispanic. Mariah's grandfather on her father's side was Venezuelan, and he married an African-American woman. Mariah's mother is Irish.

So Mariah is only 1/4 Black, in truth, and she still doesn't look like the average Caucasian.

I still say MJ's kids are white because MJ died in 1984 on the Pepsi ad, and they replaced him with a white MJ impersonator who went through some serious plastic surgery and used the vitiligo story to cover up his lightness. It explains so much.
 
2013-02-21 07:11:18 PM

ZeroCorpse: I still say MJ's kids are white because MJ died in 1984 on the Pepsi ad, and they replaced him with a white MJ impersonator who went through some serious plastic surgery and used the vitiligo story to cover up his lightness. It explains so much.


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/The hat's not for the conspiracy theory you're forwarding, it's to prevent his hair from catching on fire.
 
2013-02-21 08:36:38 PM
I think Prince looks like Dr. Arnie Klein.
 
2013-02-21 09:52:01 PM

GungFu: Future headline: Blanket used to wipe away jizz.


That, Good Sir/Ma'am, gave me the giggle fits

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Phoenix_M: I don't think anyone is arguing that the dead child molester isn't their "father" he's just not the biological father despite being on the birth certificate. If the Jackson family had been honest about it from the beginning nobody would have cared. Except for people who don't want child molesters adopting children.


Hey, buddy, cut the snark. He's an alleged child molester. Don't you know that sharing your bed with someone is one of the most loving things you can do? It's kind of funny that he was put on trial for the one time he legit never did anything to the kids. I wonder if there is a conspiracy theory about that whole ordeal being misdirection? Gonna take a lot more than one acquittal to get the scent off the Pedotrail.

ZeroCorpse: I still say MJ's kids are white because MJ died in 1984 on the Pepsi ad, and they replaced him with a white MJ impersonator who went through some serious plastic surgery and used the vitiligo story to cover up his lightness. It explains so much.


You're right. A part of him did die that day. He thought to himself: "If only I weren't black, and had all this gunk in my hair, I wouldn't have caught on fire." It was all over after that.

He's still The King of Pop. No, not popping little kid's dicks, jackasses. Didn't ya Mammy's ever teach you not to speak ill of the dead?

/all out of snark and sarcasm
 
2013-02-21 10:13:23 PM
SHA'MONE!!!!!!

/
I'm still waiting for a current-gen remake of SEGA's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game.
 
2013-02-21 10:14:16 PM
 
2013-02-21 10:22:35 PM

ZeroCorpse: SHA'MONE!!!!!!

/I'm still waiting for a current-gen remake of SEGA's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game.


Holy shiat, I haven't thought of that game in years! Pretty badass graphics for the time, and a fun platformer with great music. Maybe I should see if I can't find a Sega emulator and the ROM for that...
 
2013-02-21 11:12:54 PM

rickycal78: ZeroCorpse: SHA'MONE!!!!!!

/I'm still waiting for a current-gen remake of SEGA's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game.

Holy shiat, I haven't thought of that game in years! Pretty badass graphics for the time, and a fun platformer with great music. Maybe I should see if I can't find a Sega emulator and the ROM for that...


The arcade version was pretty cool too. It had a 3/4ths overhead view like Zaxxon.
 
2013-02-22 12:46:47 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: rickycal78: ZeroCorpse: SHA'MONE!!!!!!

/I'm still waiting for a current-gen remake of SEGA's Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game.

Holy shiat, I haven't thought of that game in years! Pretty badass graphics for the time, and a fun platformer with great music. Maybe I should see if I can't find a Sega emulator and the ROM for that...

The arcade version was pretty cool too. It had a 3/4ths overhead view like Zaxxon.


The best part was the "magic" or "smart bomb" style attack, which made all the enemies on the screen line  up and start dancing in unison until the dropped dead. Very cool.

And the "hmmm" part of the game...  It's about Michael Jackson wandering around buildings, parking lots, forests, and cemeteries looking for children who are hiding in closets, behind tombstones, in the trunks of cars, and in various other places.

And where else are you going to find a video game where the main boss is Joe Pesci?
 
2013-02-24 03:53:39 AM

The One True TheDavid: borg:

Jackson should have use a Black sperm donor.

I was wondering if I was the only Farker who noticed none of Michael Jackson's kids look either anything like him or in the least bit Black. Plastic surgery and skin-lightening won't change the genes. Corollarily, never plan to have kids with anybody who might have had plastic surgery if you don't know what s/he looked like before.

"Dumbo ears?!? I want a paternity test, and while I'm waiting for the results you can dig out your damn baby pictures."



Blanket


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Omar


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Evan 'LaMike' Ross


Of the Three, I totally buy that Evan is the true son of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross. It would explain soooooooooooooooooooo much.

Omar Bhatti, I'd need to see pictures of possible bio dads, but he's also more like Mike than Paris and Prince  the first.

I thought Blanket/Prince the second was possibly Michael's, but then I saw the man who was rumored to be his bio father, and that just killed that.  I don't know why Mike claimed this child when the ho had screwed some other dude.  Women are scandalous.  I guess he thought he was giving Blanket a better life by claiming the child as his own, than by denying it.

For me, in regards to Paris and Prince the first it comes down to what they see themselves as racially. If they claim to be black even in the face of adversity, then fk it, good for them, welcome with open arms.  If they play games with it, or claim white, fk it the other direction.
 
2013-02-24 03:55:58 AM
dang it through away blanket's picture. let's try another one

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2013-02-24 03:58:07 AM

Phoenix_M: cryinoutloud: Michael Jackson is still his "father" even if it's not his genes.  How would you like it if you had a sperm donation baby and everyone kept mentioning how it wasn't really your kid?

I don't think anyone is arguing that the dead child molester isn't their "father" he's just not the biological father despite being on the birth certificate. If the Jackson family had been honest about it from the beginning nobody would have cared. Except for people who don't want child molesters adopting children.


Michael didn't molest those children. Michael is strange. Was strange.  But he wasn't raping kids. Parents looking for a payout from a guy marked as an easy target for settlements said anything to get that cash money.
 
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