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(Gawker)   Ok. Which one of you did this? Fess up and we'll go easy on you   (gawker.com) divider line 22
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2013-02-21 10:29:21 AM  
Gonzales is a different kind of fireman.  He put out his fire by pulling out his hose and tugging on it.  Fluid came out and the fire was extinguished.  Wrong kind of fire and wrong kind of hose, but who cares about semantics on Fark?
 
2013-02-21 10:32:36 AM  
eyeq360

Gonzales is a different kind of fireman. He put out his fire by pulling out his hose and tugging on it. Fluid came out and the fire was extinguished. Wrong kind of fire and wrong kind of hose, but who cares about semantics on Fark?

Spell it wrong, or misplace some punctuation and see what happens.
 
2013-02-21 10:33:43 AM  
So he wants José on Hose B?
 
2013-02-21 10:34:41 AM  

Enema Man: So he wants José on Hose B?


FIREWORKS, DOVES AND ROSES FOR YOU
 
2013-02-21 10:34:58 AM  
i171.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 10:36:12 AM  
The red marks on his neck makes me think he got a little "resisty" with them...  or enjoys choking.
 
2013-02-21 10:39:15 AM  
Can't wait for the YouPorn video.
 
2013-02-21 10:39:31 AM  
Pull
Aim
Squeeze
Spray
 
2013-02-21 10:41:37 AM  
"Ok. Which one of you did this?"

Phhht, which one of us hasn't?
 
2013-02-21 10:48:01 AM  
Teh ghey pr0n snippet from the Tom Green Show:

Burly Firefighter:  All right buddy, where's the fire?
Skinny Latino:  Ees een my pents.

/Surprisingly apropos
//Not teh ghey, NTTAWWT
 
2013-02-21 11:07:35 AM  
He knows what he did. Tennessee is right beside Kentucky.

He regrets nothing.

NOTHING!!
 
2013-02-21 11:09:55 AM  

Enema Man: So he wants José on Hose B?


Bravo!
 
2013-02-21 11:13:24 AM  
But why was Gonzales allegedly masturbating onto the firefighter's gear, according to the police report?

"Because I wanted to."


What a hoser.
 
2013-02-21 11:41:48 AM  
GDit people, keep your hands to yourself ...

/oh
 
2013-02-21 11:56:01 AM  
I just wonder which firehouse it was.
 
2013-02-21 11:57:55 AM  

sulco: The red marks on his neck makes me think he got a little "resisty" with them...  or enjoys choking.


He clearly didn't come quietly.
 
2013-02-21 12:41:22 PM  
Why are firetrucks red?

Well you would be too if your hose was stretched across the street!
 
2013-02-21 12:43:20 PM  
Is the question related to submitting a link to a Gawker article?
 
2013-02-21 02:01:57 PM  
Damnit Kentucky!!!!!

I'm going to have to move, I can tell.
 
2013-02-21 04:35:44 PM  
Yes, that's Donny Wright. How bizarre.

Why do porn actors always choose the most boring, white-bread non-ethnic names?
 
2013-02-21 05:05:19 PM  

Max Awesome: Yes, that's Donny Wright. How bizarre.


Because seducing the straight boy next door is the gay man's equivalent of two girls at the same time?
 
2013-02-21 05:06:47 PM  
Almost would have to be willing to give this guy a pass, just for the sheer WTF-ery audacity and lunacy of the whole thing.

/IF, and this is a big IF, he steam-cleaned/etc the hell out of any gear involved.  This is important.
 
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