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2013-02-21 05:40:41 PM

tricycleracer: She's the softcore Ashlynn Brooke.


and bonus she doesn't smell like Charlie Sheen left overs!
 
2013-02-21 05:45:00 PM
Me. Kate. Unrequited love.

*sigh*
 
2013-02-21 05:47:47 PM

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?


I actually thought you might be going somewhere clever with this.  You did not.
 
2013-02-21 05:57:52 PM

Hawk24: Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.

I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so farking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, farking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have farking known better.


I'm not a fan of feet in any way, but I will admit that I do enjoy giving my girlfriend a nice foot massage after she's had a long day. Just because I know she likes it.

Also, well played quote.

/would do dirty, disappointing things to Upton.
 
2013-02-21 06:31:48 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.


Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic


Can you point me to the original file?
 
2013-02-21 06:38:07 PM

ZeroCorpse: She has the same midsection as Ke$ha.

That is all.


I knew it looked familiar.

Whatever, I'd wouldn't just peek I would stare, slack-jawed, if we were changing in the same locker room.
 
2013-02-21 06:41:08 PM

ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy


assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-21 06:45:27 PM
My pants fit funny now.
 
2013-02-21 06:48:39 PM

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)



Straddling the NSFW line

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SFW; Linked for size


God exists and He loves us.
 
2013-02-21 06:51:44 PM
Why would you have a smoking hot lady trying to sell things to women? Is it really "wear these and you'll look like me"?
 
2013-02-21 06:54:09 PM
She has nice feet.
 
2013-02-21 06:58:39 PM
My browser needs to wash its hands and have a cig.
 
2013-02-21 07:28:21 PM
Looking at the pics in the article, she doesn't really seem to understand how furniture works.
 
2013-02-21 07:48:31 PM
Kate Upton is modeling shoes now...
cache.gawker.com


with her cleavage
www.petsyy.com
 
2013-02-21 07:55:28 PM
This one is my favorite:
i568.photobucket.com
Because it seems like she's geeky enough for someone like me to have a chance. Not that I have a chance in hell, but that's not how the male brain works, so I plead incompetence.
 
2013-02-21 08:40:53 PM

Jekylman: This one is my favorite:
[i568.photobucket.com image 460x308]
Because it seems like she's geeky enough for someone like me to have a chance. Not that I have a chance in hell, but that's not how the male brain works, so I plead incompetence.


In the face of THAT level of hot, we're all rendered immediately useless.  It's actually amazing that I can remember how to type after reading this thread.
 
2013-02-21 09:26:15 PM

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)[i1083.photobucket.com image 850x637][i568.photobucket.com image 500x708][i568.photobucket.com image 450x567][i568.photobucket.com image 460x600][i1083.photobucket.com image 560x712][i1083.photobucket.com image 670x1003][i1083.photobucket.com image 520x687][i1083.photobucket.com image 670x1001][i568.photobucket.com image 460x308][siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 600x800][v003o.popscreen.com image 424x240][media.t3.com image 624x351][i1083.photobucket.com image 620x400][i1083.photobucket.com image 620x400][i1083.photobucket.com image 850x1000]

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Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

SFW; Linked for size


Excuse, I have to go beat my dick like it owes me money.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:17 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


that is not the caption i would use for that pic

/ thats racist.jpg
 
2013-02-21 10:34:37 PM

kavakos: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.


Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic

Can you point me to the original file?


Sorry, lost it a long time ago
 
2013-02-21 10:59:28 PM

kavakos: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.


Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic

Can you point me to the original file?


www.celebrityvalues.com

/One classic deserves another
 
2013-02-21 11:15:08 PM
This is worth watching for talent number 7 (which is borderline NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWeYcXNsBPI
 
2013-02-21 11:54:29 PM
The Christian looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you. Is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"Is there such a thing as cold?"
"Technically no, cold is the absence of heat."
"er...ok, then, " the Christian pauses and regroups. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom. Why somebody even had a pin to drop at that time is a mystery we will never solve. The Christian continues. "Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"
"Not really; darkness is the absence of light. Do you have a point?"
Another pin drops.
The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.
 
2013-02-21 11:57:45 PM
imfallen_angel = Farker of the Day
 
2013-02-22 01:22:38 AM
HotIgneous Intruder:
She's going to blow up like a balloon-filled blue whale in all too short a time.
One cheesecake and she's done.


Then I guess you should be thankful you won't have to worry about it, being superhumanly gay and all.
 
2013-02-22 01:27:29 AM

The Singing Bush: I'll never understand the "she's going to gain so much weight" crowd.  Oh, so she might get fat some day? So I shouldn't enjoy what she looks like now?

"This pizza looks delicious, but it's going to be disgusting in a week - I'm not going to eat it."


I know:) It's amazing to me the lengths some gay dudes will go to convince themselves there is some other reason for not finding girls attractive.
 
2013-02-22 01:32:36 AM
damn straight, kid.

www.moviesonline.ca

/sweet sweet sacrilege
 
2013-02-22 07:08:52 AM

The Flexecutioner: damn straight, kid.

[www.moviesonline.ca image 590x461]

/sweet sweet sacrilege


That almost makes me want to watch The Three Stooges now
 
2013-02-22 07:26:53 AM

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!
Here's why: "LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ.
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!"
He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.
Let's say there's a sick person over here, and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could...in fact most of us would if we could... God doesn't."
No answer.
"He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
No answer.
The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er... Yes."
"Is Satan good?"
"No."
"Where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From...God..."
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns, smirking, to the student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"
"Yes."
"Who created evil?"
No answer.
"Is there sickness in this world? Immorality?
Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"Who created them?"
No answer.
The professor suddenly ...


However, when talking about the professors brain, you can grab a claw hammer and bash his skull and get to his brain, thus proving it is there.  Nothing proves the existence of god aside of a book written by men.
 
2013-02-22 08:34:52 AM

You Are All Sheep: However, when talking about the professors brain, you can grab a claw hammer and bash his skull and get to his brain, thus proving it is there. Nothing proves the existence of god aside of a book written by men.


You know what defines petty?

Someone in a Kate Upton thread that needs to push their religious beliefs or lack of,

Either way, that makes you freaking gay...
 
2013-02-22 10:16:51 AM

willfullyobscure: The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?"
The class breaks out in laughter.
The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain... felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?"
No one appears to have done so.
The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoeer. Well, according to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says the professor has no brain."
"My brain surgeon saw it and touched it when he was removing the tumor, you insensitive little fark!" said the professor.
The class is in chaos.
The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.

 
2013-02-22 10:31:10 AM
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

 At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

 "How old is this rock, pinhead?"

 The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

 "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

 The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

 The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

 The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

 Semper Fi.
 p.s. close the borders
 
2013-02-22 01:08:51 PM

SteelCityKid: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

 At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

 "How old is this rock, pinhead?"

 The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

 "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

 The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

 The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

 The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

 Semper Fi.
 p.s. close the bo ...


WTH did I just read?  And what is going on in this thread?  Nevermind, I'll just leave...
 
2013-02-22 01:50:38 PM

SteelCityKid: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus ...

 haha, well done.
 
2013-02-22 02:28:49 PM

Nick Spiceyweiner: WTH did I just read? And what is going on in this thread? Nevermind, I'll just leave...


some dumbass posted that ridiculous fairy tale up thread about the christian that supposedly destroys science and reason with cyclical nonsense and hyperbole.  severely deluded people love that story because it makes it seem that you can actually combat knowledge and science by talking in circles about absolute bullshiat.
 
2013-02-22 02:35:55 PM
Between mocking the incredibly gay christian newb and the incredibly hot pics of Kate, this thread is becoming legend.
 
2013-02-22 04:48:25 PM

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)[i1083.photobucket.com image 850x637][i568.photobucket.com image 500x708][i568.photobucket.com image 450x567][i568.photobucket.com image 460x600][i1083.photobucket.com image 560x712][i1083.photobucket.com image 670x1003][i1083.photobucket.com image 520x687][i1083.photobucket.com image 670x1001][i568.photobucket.com image 460x308][siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 600x800][v003o.popscreen.com image 424x240][media.t3.com image 624x351][i1083.photobucket.com image 620x400][i1083.photobucket.com image 620x400][i1083.photobucket.com image 850x1000]

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Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

Straddling the NSFW line

SFW; Linked for size


40+ images and a gif...and it still was not enough...MOAR!!  j/k

on a side note many years ago I lost my pic posting privileges for doing something similar...yes I remember mods...oh I remember...
 
2013-02-22 09:57:21 PM

frepnog: Nick Spiceyweiner: WTH did I just read? And what is going on in this thread? Nevermind, I'll just leave...

some dumbass posted that ridiculous fairy tale up thread about the christian that supposedly destroys science and reason with cyclical nonsense and hyperbole.  severely deluded people love that story because it makes it seem that you can actually combat knowledge and science by talking in circles about absolute bullshiat.


I just want to slap the ever loving piss out of the people that post that kind of shiat. It's even worse with the "These are FACTS:" copy-paste lists that are filled entirely with half-truths, misleading quotes, and blatant lies that have already been disproven years, sometimes even decades ago. And they just sit there, in a cloud of their own smug BELIEVING that they're right because the internet said it. That's right, the Internet is actually trolling real history now.  WTF?
 
2013-02-23 09:57:36 AM
mooseyfate: I just want to slap the ever loving piss out of the people that post that kind of shiat. It's even worse with the "These are FACTS:" copy-paste lists that are filled entirely with half-truths, misleading quotes, and blatant lies that have already been disproven years, sometimes even decades ago. And they just sit there, in a cloud of their own smug BELIEVING that they're right because the internet said it. That's right, the Internet is actually trolling real history now.  WTF?

I've unfriended people on facebook for posting that kind of crap ad nauseum. (including my sister.) I'm not a fan of wading through page after page of bible-thumping / poliical asshattery before finding a normal post.
 
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