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2013-02-21 01:11:38 PM  
I'll never understand the "she's going to gain so much weight" crowd.  Oh, so she might get fat some day? So I shouldn't enjoy what she looks like now?

"This pizza looks delicious, but it's going to be disgusting in a week - I'm not going to eat it."
 
2013-02-21 01:13:03 PM  

imfallen_angel: Catherine Zeta-Jones (in the first Zorro)


Or Salma Hayek in "Desperado"

/Just saw it again the other day
//¡DIÓS MÍO!
//Ghost Chillis weren't as hot as her in that movie.
 
2013-02-21 01:14:34 PM  
Payback would be more Upton pics
 
2013-02-21 01:19:33 PM  

Bitter Polish Adjutant: Payback would be more Upton pics

 
2013-02-21 01:22:47 PM  

The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.



Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

img23.imageshack.us


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic
 
2013-02-21 01:23:11 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: weirdneighbour: ot sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

Her stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.

I agree, she is pretty and everything but she does kind of have unflattering hips and waist, bit of flat ass compared to other supermodel types, while I myself am a perfect chiseled adonis. Not saying she isn't sexy, I would definitely give her twenty seconds of disappointment.

She's going to blow up like a balloon-filled blue whale in all too short a time.
One cheesecake and she's done.




I'm waiting for the inevitable boob reduction.
 
2013-02-21 01:26:22 PM  

theorellior: I had this lovely mental image of Kate Upton crouched down with her tits stuck into a pair of flats pretending to walk with her chest.



That's what I was hoping this would be.
 
2013-02-21 01:38:02 PM  

Rwa2play: imfallen_angel: Catherine Zeta-Jones (in the first Zorro)

Or Salma Hayek in "Desperado"

/Just saw it again the other day
//¡DIÓS MÍO!
//Ghost Chillis weren't as hot as her in that movie.


Oh... how could I forget Salma.... of course!
 
2013-02-21 01:39:28 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-21 01:40:32 PM  
All this bickering over erroneously (or ingeniously) misplaced Kate pics......and yet.....no Kate pics........Ironic tag?
 
2013-02-21 01:44:14 PM  

willfullyobscure: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

everything from the top of her legs to the bottom of her boobs is average to middling for a cocaine-raddled 27 year old twink.


needs more orcs
 
2013-02-21 01:45:23 PM  
y'all gonna make me lose my mind.
no upton here, upton here
 
2013-02-21 01:50:51 PM  
 
2013-02-21 01:55:53 PM  
Geez, there are literally no bad pictures of Kate Upton, ever... she's easily the finest, sexiest model we've seen in a couple of decades.

I bet she'd look hot waking up in the morning next to me. That's always been my gold standard... lots of women look good with makeup, but few can pass the "next morning" test.
 
2013-02-21 01:56:38 PM  
My pants just exploded
 
2013-02-21 01:59:29 PM  

thecpt: y'all gonna make me lose my mind.
no upton here, upton here


Why's that?
 
2013-02-21 02:00:26 PM  

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)[i1083.photobucket.com image


Well Played Mauer.
 
2013-02-21 02:02:11 PM  

LesserEvil: Geez, there are literally no bad pictures of Kate Upton, ever... she's easily the finest, sexiest model we've seen in a couple of decades.

I bet she'd look hot waking up in the morning next to me. That's always been my gold standard... lots of women look good with makeup, but few can pass the "next morning" test.


Gotta admit, she's not one that had "one" look... we have pictures from the front, each sides, etc. and she's looking good in every way... and some appear to be without make-up or at least, very little, or the "invisible type"... and she is a natural beauty.
 
2013-02-21 02:07:40 PM  

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)


I speak for all of us when I say,

Thank you good sir.
 
2013-02-21 02:12:37 PM  
 
2013-02-21 02:13:29 PM  
willfullyobscure: Fw:fw:FW:Fw:Fw:fw:Fw:fw:re:fw:fw

Grandma, is that you?
 
2013-02-21 02:23:00 PM  

willfullyobscure: (wall of threadcrapping)


Really? I've seen this enough today to fear that it's going to become an annoying Fark meme.
 
2013-02-21 02:24:52 PM  
You can sell anything with tits.
 
2013-02-21 02:26:18 PM  

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You, my good friend, are bucking for FARK HERO tag/status!
 
2013-02-21 02:33:52 PM  

willfullyobscure: HotIgneous Intruder: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?

Stop spamming the threads, retard.

ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy
Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!

My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"

JelloBAfro: You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>

http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952

payback's a biatch, huh?


t2.gstatic.com
with an appropriate level of tpyos
 
2013-02-21 02:39:57 PM  
While everyone is looking at her, Rex Ryan is looking at her feet.
 
2013-02-21 02:45:18 PM  

eddievercetti: While everyone is looking at her, Rex Ryan is looking at her feet.


I wonder if rex ryan loves ALL feet or just his wife's feet?
 
IP
2013-02-21 02:52:57 PM  

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I just sneezed.  IN MY PANTS.
 
2013-02-21 02:55:58 PM  
I could whack off just watching her eat a hamburger.  Wait a second, I have . . .
 
2013-02-21 03:03:25 PM  

eddievercetti: While everyone is looking at her, Rex Ryan is looking at her feet.


He can have the feet.  Rob can have the ankles......Hell Buddy can take the underrated ass in the 5th round and turn it into a pro bowler.....the rest of us, well, we know where we are looking.
 
2013-02-21 03:10:17 PM  
great googly moogly, what a babe, tho she's not quite up to my usual standards
 
2013-02-21 03:13:23 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: great googly moogly, what a babe, tho she's not quite up to my usual standards


....dead?
 
2013-02-21 03:19:10 PM  

willfullyobscure: HotIgneous Intruder: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?

Stop spamming the threads, retard.

ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy
Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!

My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"

JelloBAfro: You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>

http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952

payback's a biatch, huh?


not really.  I get to expand my ignore list and it magically disappears.  Thanks Drew!
 
2013-02-21 03:23:21 PM  

GAT_00: You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]

Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.


Last week a big white dude in a Camo coat and orange hunting hat came to the pharmacy, asked me if I had any of "these" then took off his shoe to reveal a bare foot with hot pink press on toenails filed to a point. He twisted his foot this way and that and grinned at me like a flasher. It was the creepiest thing that's happened to me since the last creepy thing that happened, so, like... a week or so.
 
2013-02-21 04:02:34 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: GAT_00: You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]

Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.

Last week a big white dude in a Camo coat and orange hunting hat came to the pharmacy, asked me if I had any of "these" then took off his shoe to reveal a bare foot with hot pink press on toenails filed to a point. He twisted his foot this way and that and grinned at me like a flasher. It was the creepiest thing that's happened to me since the last creepy thing that happened, so, like... a week or so.


And what was the creepy thing from a week or so a go?
 
2013-02-21 04:09:53 PM  

stupiddream: Feet are just nasty.  Ewww!


Word. I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.
 
2013-02-21 04:22:17 PM  

mjones73: Anne.Uumellmahaye: GAT_00: You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]

Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.

Last week a big white dude in a Camo coat and orange hunting hat came to the pharmacy, asked me if I had any of "these" then took off his shoe to reveal a bare foot with hot pink press on toenails filed to a point. He twisted his foot this way and that and grinned at me like a flasher. It was the creepiest thing that's happened to me since the last creepy thing that happened, so, like... a week or so.

And what was the creepy thing from a week or so a go?


Another dude cornering me in a dark hallway and trying to show me "this thing my buddy just sent me" on his cell phone.

Good times.
 
2013-02-21 04:29:22 PM  

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2013-02-21 04:31:28 PM  

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Bookmarked.

Good God is she hot.
 
2013-02-21 04:33:20 PM  

willfullyobscure: theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?

Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.

I am a practicing Salafist Muslimah, my friend, and it is immoral and illegal for me to view the shameful unclad bodies of western whores. I stay out of these threads to keep my روح  pure and dedicated to Allah(swt) and His prophet, Mohammed(pbuh), but when provoked in such an evil, unconscionable fashion, must come to carry out jihad against you kaffir dogs! Please don't be offended, it's not personal. Inshallah we will triumph over the western degraded whores and live in purity!


Kindly take your goofy superstition somewhere else.
 
2013-02-21 04:38:21 PM  
She has the same midsection as Ke$ha.

That is all.
 
2013-02-21 04:46:01 PM  

willfullyobscure: theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?

Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.

I am a practicing Salafist Muslimah, my friend, and it is immoral and illegal for me to view the shameful unclad bodies of western whores. I stay out of these threads to keep my روح  pure and dedicated to Allah(swt) and His prophet, Mohammed(pbuh), but when provoked in such an evil, unconscionable fashion, must come to carry out jihad against you kaffir dogs! Please don't be offended, it's not personal. Inshallah we will triumph over the western degraded whores and live in purity!



Not sure if troll...but...

Knowing what FARK is, and considering they own Foobies.com as well, you should know that any thread about a model is going to have pics in thread, even in threads where it has no business being there. 

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-21 04:48:04 PM  
phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.
 
2013-02-21 04:50:33 PM  

phattybeefpatty: stupiddream: Feet are just nasty.  Ewww!

Word. I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.


Me either.

Solution: No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on -- yeah, that's it...a little more to the right
 
2013-02-21 04:51:47 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.


Massaging != Ogling. 

Some people manage to have feet themselves be the fetish, not the reaction or whatever.
 
2013-02-21 04:53:01 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.


Welcome to Fark Mr Ryan.
 
2013-02-21 04:53:24 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.


I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so farking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, farking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have farking known better.
 
2013-02-21 04:55:53 PM  
This is not a wooden bookmark.
 
2013-02-21 04:57:51 PM  

ZeroCorpse: She has the same midsection as Ke$ha.

That is all.


True.
But unlike Ke$ha, Kate's vagina essence is NOT weapons grade.
 
2013-02-21 05:09:25 PM  
She's the softcore Ashlynn Brooke.
 
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