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2013-02-21 09:33:49 AM  
GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-21 09:43:12 AM  
You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]


Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.
 
2013-02-21 09:53:51 AM  
cdn.pjmedia.com
 
2013-02-21 10:14:35 AM  
there were shoes in that pic?
 
2013-02-21 10:19:55 AM  
C'mon now... she also has a killer pair of legs.
 
2013-02-21 10:29:41 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: C'mon now... she also has a killer pair of legs.


That's not the only killer pair she has.
 
2013-02-21 10:38:48 AM  

texdent: ThatGuyGreg: C'mon now... she also has a killer pair of legs.

That's not the only killer pair she has.


I think pretty much every part of her should be charged with first degree murder.  Those kittens had it coming.
 
2013-02-21 10:38:58 AM  
I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive
 
2013-02-21 11:24:34 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive


Her stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.
 
2013-02-21 11:25:21 AM  
Feet are just nasty.  Ewww!
 
2013-02-21 11:25:53 AM  
Something something tongue joke.
 
2013-02-21 11:30:34 AM  
I'll take a pair!
 
2013-02-21 11:31:47 AM  
I don't even remember what she was modelling and I have my credit card out. That's amazing!
 
2013-02-21 11:33:41 AM  
I was expecting her to be sporting stilettos on her breasticles.
I'm kinda disappointed.
 
2013-02-21 11:36:13 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive


Pretty sure I would be. If I ever could be.
 
2013-02-21 11:41:36 AM  
Tittyshoefark?
 
2013-02-21 11:42:35 AM  
Foot thread anyone?
 
2013-02-21 11:47:38 AM  

ThatGuyGreg: C'mon now... she also has a killer pair of legs.


She has legs?
 
2013-02-21 11:57:12 AM  
Is God to blame?
YES!
Here's why: "LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ.
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!"
He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.
Let's say there's a sick person over here, and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could...in fact most of us would if we could... God doesn't."
No answer.
"He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
No answer.
The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er... Yes."
"Is Satan good?"
"No."
"Where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From...God..."
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns, smirking, to the student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"
"Yes."
"Who created evil?"
No answer.
"Is there sickness in this world? Immorality?
Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"Who created them?"
No answer.
The professor suddenly shouts at his student. "WHO
CREATED THEM? TELL ME, PLEASE!" The professor closes in for the kill and climb into the Christian's face. In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?"
No answer. The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and fails. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues, "How is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?" The professor swishes his arms around to enc
ompass the wickedness of the world.
"All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the world, isn't it, young man?"
No answer.
"Don't you see it all over the place? Huh?" Pause.
"Don't you?" The professor leans into the student's face again and whispers, "Is God good?"
No answer.
"Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor. I do."
The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen your Jesus?"
"No, sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"
"No, sir. I have not."
"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus... In fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?"
No answer.
"Answer me, please."
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"You're AFRAID... you haven't?"
"No, sir."
"Yet you still believe in him?"
"...yes..."
"That takes FAITH!"
The professor smiles sagely at the underling. "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your God now?"
The student doesn't answer.
"Sit down, please."
The Christian sits...Defeated.
Another Christian raises his hand. "Professor, may I address the class?"
The professor turns and smiles. "Ah, another Christian in the vanguard! Come, come, young man. Speak some proper wisdom to the gathering."
The Christian looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you. Is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"Is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's cold too."
"No, sir, there isn't."
The professor's grin freezes. The room suddenly goes very cold.
The second Christian continues. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold, otherwise we would be able to go colder than 458 -You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it." Silence. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom. "Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"
"That's a dumb question, son. What is night if it isn't darkness? What are you getting at...?"
"So you say there is such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes..."
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something, it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly, you have nothing, and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word. In reality, Darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker and give me a jar of it. Can you...give me a jar of darker darkness, professor?"
Despite himself, the professor smiles at the young effrontery before him. This will indeed be a good semester. "Would you mind telling us what your point is, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with and so your conclusion must be in error...."
The professor goes toxic. "Flawed...? How dare you...!"
"Sir, may I explain what I mean?" The class is all ears.
"Explain... oh, explain..." The professor makes an admirable effort to regain control. Suddenly he is affability itself. He waves his hand to silence the class, for the student to continue.
"You are working on the premise of duality," the Christian explains "That for example there is life and then here's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science cannot even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism but has never seen, much less fully understood them. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, merely the absence of it." The young man holds up a newspaper he takes from the desk of a neighbor who has been reading it. "Here is one of the most disgusting tabloids this country hosts, professor. Is there such a thing as immorality?"
"Of course there is, now look..."
"Wrong again, sir. You see, immorality is merely the absence of morality. Is there such thing as injustice? No. Injustice is the absence of justice. Is there such a thing as evil?" The Christian pauses. "Isn't evil the absence of good?"
The professor's face has turned an alarming color. He is so angry he is temporarily speechless.
The Christian continues. "If there is evil in the world, professor, and we all agree there is, then God, if he exists, must be accomplishing a work through the agency of evil. What is that work, God is accoplishing? The Bible tells us it is to see if each one of us will, of our own free will, choose good over evil."
The professor bridles. "As a philosophical scientist, I don't view this matter as having anything to do with any choice; as a realist, I absolutely do not recognize the concept of God or any other theological factor as being part of the world equation because God is not observable."
"I would have thought that the absence of God's moral code in this world is probably one of the most observable phenomena going," the Christian replies.
"Newspapers make billions of dollars reporting it every week! Tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"
"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor makes a sucking sound with his teeth and gives his student a silent, stony stare.
"Professor. Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a priest?"
"I'll overlook your impudence in the light of our philosophical discussion. Now, have you quite finished?" the professor hisses.
"So you don't accept God's moral code to do what is righteous?"
"I believe in what is - that's science!"
"Ahh! SCIENCE!" the student's face spits into a grin. "Sir, you rightly state that science is the study of observed phenomena. Science too is a premise which is flawed..."
"SCIENCE IS FLAWED..?" the professor splutters.
The class is in uproar. The Christian remains standing until the commotion has subsided. "To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, may I give you an example of what I mean?"
The professor wisely keeps silent.
The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?"
The class breaks out in laughter.
The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain... felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?"
No one appears to have done so.
The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoeer. Well, according to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says the professor has no brain."
The class is in chaos.
The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.
 
2013-02-21 11:58:14 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive


everything from the top of her legs to the bottom of her boobs is average to middling for a cocaine-raddled 27 year old twink.
 
2013-02-21 12:00:01 PM  

willfullyobscure: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

everything from the top of her legs to the bottom of her boobs is average to middling for a cocaine-raddled 27 year old twink.


Where can I get a few of these?  Are they expensive?  Are they dangerous?
 
2013-02-21 12:02:58 PM  
ot sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

Her stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.

I agree, she is pretty and everything but she does kind of have unflattering hips and waist, bit of flat ass compared to other supermodel types, while I myself am a perfect chiseled adonis. Not saying she isn't sexy, I would definitely give her twenty seconds of disappointment.
 
2013-02-21 12:04:53 PM  
I had this lovely mental image of Kate Upton crouched down with her tits stuck into a pair of flats pretending to walk with her chest.
 
2013-02-21 12:06:55 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive


I don't know man.  I'm afraid I'd have to closely inspect her to make sure...
 
2013-02-21 12:07:16 PM  

weirdneighbour: ot sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

Her stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.

I agree, she is pretty and everything but she does kind of have unflattering hips and waist, bit of flat ass compared to other supermodel types, while I myself am a perfect chiseled adonis. Not saying she isn't sexy, I would definitely give her twenty seconds of disappointment.


She's going to blow up like a balloon-filled blue whale in all too short a time.
One cheesecake and she's done.
 
2013-02-21 12:11:57 PM  

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!
Here's why: "LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ.
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!"
He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.
Let's say there's a sick person over here, and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could...in fact most of us would if we could... God doesn't."
No answer.
"He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
No answer.
The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er... Yes."
"Is Satan good?"
"No."
"Where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From...God..."
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns, smirking, to the student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"
"Yes."
"Who created evil?"
No answer.
"Is there sickness in this world? Immorality?
Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"Who created them?"
No answer.
The professor suddenly ...


You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>
 
2013-02-21 12:19:28 PM  

stupiddream: Feet are just nasty.  Ewww!


Okay, see you I don't even understand.
 
2013-02-21 12:21:13 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive


Personally I've never liked the beauty mark in the face thing.... but so far, that's the only flaw I can find on her... but I'd be more than happy to examine her in more details.
 
2013-02-21 12:26:05 PM  
She's got nice feet, nice legs, and a nice rack. I don't see a problem with this.
 
2013-02-21 12:28:48 PM  

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?


Stop spamming the threads, retard.
 
2013-02-21 12:28:50 PM  

imfallen_angel: Personally I've never liked the beauty mark in the face thing.... but so far, that's the only flaw I can find on her... but I'd be more than happy to examine her in more details.


She's not my normal thing, but nice.


Everyone is acting like I called her the hottest woman on the planet. I called her "not unattractive".
 
2013-02-21 12:30:38 PM  

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]



cbsnewyork.files.wordpress.com

Go on......
 
2013-02-21 12:34:16 PM  

willfullyobscure: derp


Not sure if wrong thread or crazy
 
2013-02-21 12:41:49 PM  

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!


My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"
 
2013-02-21 12:44:55 PM  

Wendy's Chili: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

Her stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.


Its funny, the majority of Stoolies at Barstoolsports.com are always calling her fat, Anna Nicole part 2 and so on. Its just wierd to me that anyone could find her unattractive. Shes still a ten in my opinion.
 
2013-02-21 12:48:08 PM  
I need a full grown woman
Full grown woman apt to drive me wild
Full grown lovin' crazy style


Whatever it is that's she's doing, it's working.
 
2013-02-21 12:50:04 PM  

Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!

My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"


except that the professor CAN prove he has a brain.  a simply x-ray proves that.  that entire story is bullcrap because a man of science is confounded with ridiculous christian bullcrap.

what can you x-ray to prove god?
 
2013-02-21 12:50:16 PM  
wilfredreinke.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-21 12:53:00 PM  
Kate Upton could sell famine to starving children in Africa with her cleavage.
 
2013-02-21 12:53:14 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?

Stop spamming the threads, retard.


ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy

Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!

My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"


JelloBAfro: You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>


http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952

payback's a biatch, huh?
 
2013-02-21 12:55:12 PM  
Why the hate?  If God is to blame for Kate Upton..........Yay God.
 
2013-02-21 12:57:09 PM  

willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?


Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.
 
2013-02-21 12:59:18 PM  

theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?

Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.


Word.

That's the kind of passive aggression this place can really use....
 
2013-02-21 01:03:20 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: imfallen_angel: Personally I've never liked the beauty mark in the face thing.... but so far, that's the only flaw I can find on her... but I'd be more than happy to examine her in more details.

She's not my normal thing, but nice.


Everyone is acting like I called her the hottest woman on the planet. I called her "not unattractive".


I think that she's very attractive, but there's just so many attractive women that at some point, it's impossible to say one is "the" hottest one.

One woman might have amazing eyes, that wouldn't work on another woman's face, etc.

If I was to provide my personal list of the women in media that I consider the most attractive (off the top of my head) that after seeing them, their beauty stuck enough to remember them very well.

Barbara Eden
Linda Carter
Maren Jensen
Carolyn Jones
Alexandra Tydings
Leelee Sobieski
Renata Daninsky (NSFW if you look her up)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (in the first Zorro)

But that's just a sample....
 
2013-02-21 01:03:39 PM  
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2013-02-21 01:04:52 PM  

theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?

Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.


I am a practicing Salafist Muslimah, my friend, and it is immoral and illegal for me to view the shameful unclad bodies of western whores. I stay out of these threads to keep my روح  pure and dedicated to Allah(swt) and His prophet, Mohammed(pbuh), but when provoked in such an evil, unconscionable fashion, must come to carry out jihad against you kaffir dogs! Please don't be offended, it's not personal. Inshallah we will triumph over the western degraded whores and live in purity!
 
2013-02-21 01:05:50 PM  
dawnofthedad2010.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-21 01:06:39 PM  

willfullyobscure: http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952

payback's a biatch, huh?


You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.
 
2013-02-21 01:07:17 PM  
Oh... forgot a perfect example...

Raquel Welch.. absolutely beautiful woman... but her nose has always annoyed me like the beauty mark thing, it's just... off or something... to much "hook-like"..?
 
2013-02-21 01:08:41 PM  

The Bunyip: I need a full grown woman
Full grown woman apt to drive me wild
Full grown lovin' crazy style

Whatever it is that's she's doing, it's working.


Baby baby you sure like...the blues
 
2013-02-21 01:11:38 PM  
I'll never understand the "she's going to gain so much weight" crowd.  Oh, so she might get fat some day? So I shouldn't enjoy what she looks like now?

"This pizza looks delicious, but it's going to be disgusting in a week - I'm not going to eat it."
 
2013-02-21 01:13:03 PM  

imfallen_angel: Catherine Zeta-Jones (in the first Zorro)


Or Salma Hayek in "Desperado"

/Just saw it again the other day
//¡DIÓS MÍO!
//Ghost Chillis weren't as hot as her in that movie.
 
2013-02-21 01:14:34 PM  
Payback would be more Upton pics
 
2013-02-21 01:19:33 PM  

Bitter Polish Adjutant: Payback would be more Upton pics

 
2013-02-21 01:22:47 PM  

The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.



Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

img23.imageshack.us


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic
 
2013-02-21 01:23:11 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: weirdneighbour: ot sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

Her stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.

I agree, she is pretty and everything but she does kind of have unflattering hips and waist, bit of flat ass compared to other supermodel types, while I myself am a perfect chiseled adonis. Not saying she isn't sexy, I would definitely give her twenty seconds of disappointment.

She's going to blow up like a balloon-filled blue whale in all too short a time.
One cheesecake and she's done.




I'm waiting for the inevitable boob reduction.
 
2013-02-21 01:26:22 PM  

theorellior: I had this lovely mental image of Kate Upton crouched down with her tits stuck into a pair of flats pretending to walk with her chest.



That's what I was hoping this would be.
 
2013-02-21 01:38:02 PM  

Rwa2play: imfallen_angel: Catherine Zeta-Jones (in the first Zorro)

Or Salma Hayek in "Desperado"

/Just saw it again the other day
//¡DIÓS MÍO!
//Ghost Chillis weren't as hot as her in that movie.


Oh... how could I forget Salma.... of course!
 
2013-02-21 01:39:28 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-21 01:40:32 PM  
All this bickering over erroneously (or ingeniously) misplaced Kate pics......and yet.....no Kate pics........Ironic tag?
 
2013-02-21 01:44:14 PM  

willfullyobscure: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive

everything from the top of her legs to the bottom of her boobs is average to middling for a cocaine-raddled 27 year old twink.


needs more orcs
 
2013-02-21 01:45:23 PM  
y'all gonna make me lose my mind.
no upton here, upton here
 
2013-02-21 01:50:51 PM  
 
2013-02-21 01:55:53 PM  
Geez, there are literally no bad pictures of Kate Upton, ever... she's easily the finest, sexiest model we've seen in a couple of decades.

I bet she'd look hot waking up in the morning next to me. That's always been my gold standard... lots of women look good with makeup, but few can pass the "next morning" test.
 
2013-02-21 01:56:38 PM  
My pants just exploded
 
2013-02-21 01:59:29 PM  

thecpt: y'all gonna make me lose my mind.
no upton here, upton here


Why's that?
 
2013-02-21 02:00:26 PM  

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)[i1083.photobucket.com image


Well Played Mauer.
 
2013-02-21 02:02:11 PM  

LesserEvil: Geez, there are literally no bad pictures of Kate Upton, ever... she's easily the finest, sexiest model we've seen in a couple of decades.

I bet she'd look hot waking up in the morning next to me. That's always been my gold standard... lots of women look good with makeup, but few can pass the "next morning" test.


Gotta admit, she's not one that had "one" look... we have pictures from the front, each sides, etc. and she's looking good in every way... and some appear to be without make-up or at least, very little, or the "invisible type"... and she is a natural beauty.
 
2013-02-21 02:07:40 PM  

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)


I speak for all of us when I say,

Thank you good sir.
 
2013-02-21 02:12:37 PM  
 
2013-02-21 02:13:29 PM  
willfullyobscure: Fw:fw:FW:Fw:Fw:fw:Fw:fw:re:fw:fw

Grandma, is that you?
 
2013-02-21 02:23:00 PM  

willfullyobscure: (wall of threadcrapping)


Really? I've seen this enough today to fear that it's going to become an annoying Fark meme.
 
2013-02-21 02:24:52 PM  
You can sell anything with tits.
 
2013-02-21 02:26:18 PM  

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You, my good friend, are bucking for FARK HERO tag/status!
 
2013-02-21 02:33:52 PM  

willfullyobscure: HotIgneous Intruder: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?

Stop spamming the threads, retard.

ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy
Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!

My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"

JelloBAfro: You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>

http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952

payback's a biatch, huh?


t2.gstatic.com
with an appropriate level of tpyos
 
2013-02-21 02:39:57 PM  
While everyone is looking at her, Rex Ryan is looking at her feet.
 
2013-02-21 02:45:18 PM  

eddievercetti: While everyone is looking at her, Rex Ryan is looking at her feet.


I wonder if rex ryan loves ALL feet or just his wife's feet?
 
IP
2013-02-21 02:52:57 PM  

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I just sneezed.  IN MY PANTS.
 
2013-02-21 02:55:58 PM  
I could whack off just watching her eat a hamburger.  Wait a second, I have . . .
 
2013-02-21 03:03:25 PM  

eddievercetti: While everyone is looking at her, Rex Ryan is looking at her feet.


He can have the feet.  Rob can have the ankles......Hell Buddy can take the underrated ass in the 5th round and turn it into a pro bowler.....the rest of us, well, we know where we are looking.
 
2013-02-21 03:10:17 PM  
great googly moogly, what a babe, tho she's not quite up to my usual standards
 
2013-02-21 03:13:23 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: great googly moogly, what a babe, tho she's not quite up to my usual standards


....dead?
 
2013-02-21 03:19:10 PM  

willfullyobscure: HotIgneous Intruder: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?

Stop spamming the threads, retard.

ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy
Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!

My usual thought when seeing this is  the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"

JelloBAfro: You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>

http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952

payback's a biatch, huh?


not really.  I get to expand my ignore list and it magically disappears.  Thanks Drew!
 
2013-02-21 03:23:21 PM  

GAT_00: You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]

Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.


Last week a big white dude in a Camo coat and orange hunting hat came to the pharmacy, asked me if I had any of "these" then took off his shoe to reveal a bare foot with hot pink press on toenails filed to a point. He twisted his foot this way and that and grinned at me like a flasher. It was the creepiest thing that's happened to me since the last creepy thing that happened, so, like... a week or so.
 
2013-02-21 04:02:34 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: GAT_00: You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]

Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.

Last week a big white dude in a Camo coat and orange hunting hat came to the pharmacy, asked me if I had any of "these" then took off his shoe to reveal a bare foot with hot pink press on toenails filed to a point. He twisted his foot this way and that and grinned at me like a flasher. It was the creepiest thing that's happened to me since the last creepy thing that happened, so, like... a week or so.


And what was the creepy thing from a week or so a go?
 
2013-02-21 04:09:53 PM  

stupiddream: Feet are just nasty.  Ewww!


Word. I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.
 
2013-02-21 04:22:17 PM  

mjones73: Anne.Uumellmahaye: GAT_00: You say that like Kate Upton doing anything is a bad thing.

the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]

Yeah, foot fetishes are weird.

Last week a big white dude in a Camo coat and orange hunting hat came to the pharmacy, asked me if I had any of "these" then took off his shoe to reveal a bare foot with hot pink press on toenails filed to a point. He twisted his foot this way and that and grinned at me like a flasher. It was the creepiest thing that's happened to me since the last creepy thing that happened, so, like... a week or so.

And what was the creepy thing from a week or so a go?


Another dude cornering me in a dark hallway and trying to show me "this thing my buddy just sent me" on his cell phone.

Good times.
 
2013-02-21 04:29:22 PM  

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)[i1083.photobucket.com image 850x637][i568.photobucket.com image 500x708][i568.photobucket.com image 450x567][i568.photobucket.com image 460x600][i1083.photobucket.com image 560x712][i1083.photobucket.com image 670x1003][i1083.photobucket.com image 520x687][i1083.photobucket.com image 670x1001][i568.photobucket.com image 460x308][siextramustard.files.wordpress.com image 600x800][v003o.popscreen.com image 424x240][media.t3.com image 624x351][i1083.photobucket.com image 620x400][i1083.photobucket.com image 620x400][i1083.photobucket.com image 850x1000]

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Even my video card had an orgasm after all that.
 
2013-02-21 04:31:28 PM  

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bassfxpedals.com

Bookmarked.

Good God is she hot.
 
2013-02-21 04:33:20 PM  

willfullyobscure: theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?

Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.

I am a practicing Salafist Muslimah, my friend, and it is immoral and illegal for me to view the shameful unclad bodies of western whores. I stay out of these threads to keep my روح  pure and dedicated to Allah(swt) and His prophet, Mohammed(pbuh), but when provoked in such an evil, unconscionable fashion, must come to carry out jihad against you kaffir dogs! Please don't be offended, it's not personal. Inshallah we will triumph over the western degraded whores and live in purity!


Kindly take your goofy superstition somewhere else.
 
2013-02-21 04:38:21 PM  
She has the same midsection as Ke$ha.

That is all.
 
2013-02-21 04:46:01 PM  

willfullyobscure: theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?

Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.

I am a practicing Salafist Muslimah, my friend, and it is immoral and illegal for me to view the shameful unclad bodies of western whores. I stay out of these threads to keep my روح  pure and dedicated to Allah(swt) and His prophet, Mohammed(pbuh), but when provoked in such an evil, unconscionable fashion, must come to carry out jihad against you kaffir dogs! Please don't be offended, it's not personal. Inshallah we will triumph over the western degraded whores and live in purity!



Not sure if troll...but...

Knowing what FARK is, and considering they own Foobies.com as well, you should know that any thread about a model is going to have pics in thread, even in threads where it has no business being there. 

farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2013-02-21 04:48:04 PM  
phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.
 
2013-02-21 04:50:33 PM  

phattybeefpatty: stupiddream: Feet are just nasty.  Ewww!

Word. I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.


Me either.

Solution: No, no, no, no don't take 'em off. Don't take...leave 'em on -- yeah, that's it...a little more to the right
 
2013-02-21 04:51:47 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.


Massaging != Ogling. 

Some people manage to have feet themselves be the fetish, not the reaction or whatever.
 
2013-02-21 04:53:01 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.


Welcome to Fark Mr Ryan.
 
2013-02-21 04:53:24 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.


I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so farking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, farking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have farking known better.
 
2013-02-21 04:55:53 PM  
This is not a wooden bookmark.
 
2013-02-21 04:57:51 PM  

ZeroCorpse: She has the same midsection as Ke$ha.

That is all.


True.
But unlike Ke$ha, Kate's vagina essence is NOT weapons grade.
 
2013-02-21 05:09:25 PM  
She's the softcore Ashlynn Brooke.
 
2013-02-21 05:40:41 PM  

tricycleracer: She's the softcore Ashlynn Brooke.


and bonus she doesn't smell like Charlie Sheen left overs!
 
2013-02-21 05:45:00 PM  
Me. Kate. Unrequited love.

*sigh*
 
2013-02-21 05:47:47 PM  

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?


I actually thought you might be going somewhere clever with this.  You did not.
 
2013-02-21 05:57:52 PM  

Hawk24: Barricaded Gunman: phattybeefpatty:  I don't know what it is, but I simply cannot stand feet.

I don't know what it is, either, but I would guess that you've simply never experienced the unique joy of massaging a lovely woman's soft, elegantly-manicured feet as you look deeply into her eyes and observe the effect it has on her.

I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so farking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, farking Marsellus knew it, and Antwone should have farking known better.


I'm not a fan of feet in any way, but I will admit that I do enjoy giving my girlfriend a nice foot massage after she's had a long day. Just because I know she likes it.

Also, well played quote.

/would do dirty, disappointing things to Upton.
 
2013-02-21 06:31:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.


Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic


Can you point me to the original file?
 
2013-02-21 06:38:07 PM  

ZeroCorpse: She has the same midsection as Ke$ha.

That is all.


I knew it looked familiar.

Whatever, I'd wouldn't just peek I would stare, slack-jawed, if we were changing in the same locker room.
 
2013-02-21 06:41:08 PM  

ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derp

Not sure if wrong thread or crazy


assets.diylol.com
 
2013-02-21 06:45:27 PM  
My pants fit funny now.
 
2013-02-21 06:48:39 PM  

imfallen_angel: How's this... (shamefully taken from a previous thread)



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God exists and He loves us.
 
2013-02-21 06:51:44 PM  
Why would you have a smoking hot lady trying to sell things to women? Is it really "wear these and you'll look like me"?
 
2013-02-21 06:54:09 PM  
She has nice feet.
 
2013-02-21 06:58:39 PM  
My browser needs to wash its hands and have a cig.
 
2013-02-21 07:28:21 PM  
Looking at the pics in the article, she doesn't really seem to understand how furniture works.
 
2013-02-21 07:48:31 PM  
Kate Upton is modeling shoes now...
cache.gawker.com


with her cleavage
www.petsyy.com
 
2013-02-21 07:55:28 PM  
This one is my favorite:
i568.photobucket.com
Because it seems like she's geeky enough for someone like me to have a chance. Not that I have a chance in hell, but that's not how the male brain works, so I plead incompetence.
 
2013-02-21 08:40:53 PM  

Jekylman: This one is my favorite:
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Because it seems like she's geeky enough for someone like me to have a chance. Not that I have a chance in hell, but that's not how the male brain works, so I plead incompetence.


In the face of THAT level of hot, we're all rendered immediately useless.  It's actually amazing that I can remember how to type after reading this thread.
 
2013-02-21 09:26:15 PM  

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Excuse, I have to go beat my dick like it owes me money.
 
2013-02-21 10:06:17 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


that is not the caption i would use for that pic

/ thats racist.jpg
 
2013-02-21 10:34:37 PM  

kavakos: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.


Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

[img23.imageshack.us image 714x503]


you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic

Can you point me to the original file?


Sorry, lost it a long time ago
 
2013-02-21 10:59:28 PM  

kavakos: The Stealth Hippopotamus: The Larch: You got a screen full of some of the most gorgeous women in the world in some of the sexiest poses imaginable, and your response is to post some derpy-ity-derp?

If you're going to be gay, at least post some brawny firemen hosing each other off or something. There's a chance somebody might actually enjoy that.


Sometimes the darkest most depressing threads turn into boobie threads some times the boobie threads go depressing.

All I have to say is:

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you've been around longer than I have, you havent figured this out yet?!

/love that "welcome" pic

Can you point me to the original file?


www.celebrityvalues.com

/One classic deserves another
 
2013-02-21 11:15:08 PM  
This is worth watching for talent number 7 (which is borderline NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWeYcXNsBPI
 
2013-02-21 11:54:29 PM  
The Christian looks around the room. "Some interesting points you are making, sir. Now I've got a question for you. Is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"Is there such a thing as cold?"
"Technically no, cold is the absence of heat."
"er...ok, then, " the Christian pauses and regroups. A pin drops somewhere in the classroom. Why somebody even had a pin to drop at that time is a mystery we will never solve. The Christian continues. "Is there such a thing as darkness, professor?"
"Not really; darkness is the absence of light. Do you have a point?"
Another pin drops.
The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.
 
2013-02-21 11:57:45 PM  
imfallen_angel = Farker of the Day
 
2013-02-22 01:22:38 AM  
HotIgneous Intruder:
She's going to blow up like a balloon-filled blue whale in all too short a time.
One cheesecake and she's done.


Then I guess you should be thankful you won't have to worry about it, being superhumanly gay and all.
 
2013-02-22 01:27:29 AM  

The Singing Bush: I'll never understand the "she's going to gain so much weight" crowd.  Oh, so she might get fat some day? So I shouldn't enjoy what she looks like now?

"This pizza looks delicious, but it's going to be disgusting in a week - I'm not going to eat it."


I know:) It's amazing to me the lengths some gay dudes will go to convince themselves there is some other reason for not finding girls attractive.
 
2013-02-22 01:32:36 AM  
damn straight, kid.

www.moviesonline.ca

/sweet sweet sacrilege
 
2013-02-22 07:08:52 AM  

The Flexecutioner: damn straight, kid.

[www.moviesonline.ca image 590x461]

/sweet sweet sacrilege


That almost makes me want to watch The Three Stooges now
 
2013-02-22 07:26:53 AM  

willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
YES!
Here's why: "LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ.
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir."
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
"Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil."
The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!"
He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.
Let's say there's a sick person over here, and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"
"Yes sir, I would."
"So you're good...!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could...in fact most of us would if we could... God doesn't."
No answer.
"He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
No answer.
The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er... Yes."
"Is Satan good?"
"No."
"Where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From...God..."
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns, smirking, to the student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"
"Yes."
"Who created evil?"
No answer.
"Is there sickness in this world? Immorality?
Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"Who created them?"
No answer.
The professor suddenly ...


However, when talking about the professors brain, you can grab a claw hammer and bash his skull and get to his brain, thus proving it is there.  Nothing proves the existence of god aside of a book written by men.
 
2013-02-22 08:34:52 AM  

You Are All Sheep: However, when talking about the professors brain, you can grab a claw hammer and bash his skull and get to his brain, thus proving it is there. Nothing proves the existence of god aside of a book written by men.


You know what defines petty?

Someone in a Kate Upton thread that needs to push their religious beliefs or lack of,

Either way, that makes you freaking gay...
 
2013-02-22 10:16:51 AM  

willfullyobscure: The Christian looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?"
The class breaks out in laughter.
The Christian points towards his elderly, crumbling tutor. "Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain... felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain?"
No one appears to have done so.
The Christian shakes his head sadly. "It appears no-one here has had any sensory perception of the professor's brain whatsoeer. Well, according to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says the professor has no brain."
"My brain surgeon saw it and touched it when he was removing the tumor, you insensitive little fark!" said the professor.
The class is in chaos.
The Christian sits... Because that is what a chair is for.

 
2013-02-22 10:31:10 AM  
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

 At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

 "How old is this rock, pinhead?"

 The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

 "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

 The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

 The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

 The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

 Semper Fi.
 p.s. close the borders
 
2013-02-22 01:08:51 PM  

SteelCityKid: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

 At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

 "How old is this rock, pinhead?"

 The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian"

 "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"

 The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the "poor" (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

 The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

 The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

 Semper Fi.
 p.s. close the bo ...


WTH did I just read?  And what is going on in this thread?  Nevermind, I'll just leave...
 
2013-02-22 01:50:38 PM  

SteelCityKid: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

 "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus ...

 haha, well done.
 
2013-02-22 02:28:49 PM  

Nick Spiceyweiner: WTH did I just read? And what is going on in this thread? Nevermind, I'll just leave...


some dumbass posted that ridiculous fairy tale up thread about the christian that supposedly destroys science and reason with cyclical nonsense and hyperbole.  severely deluded people love that story because it makes it seem that you can actually combat knowledge and science by talking in circles about absolute bullshiat.
 
2013-02-22 02:35:55 PM  
Between mocking the incredibly gay christian newb and the incredibly hot pics of Kate, this thread is becoming legend.
 
2013-02-22 04:48:25 PM  

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Straddling the NSFW line

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SFW; Linked for size


40+ images and a gif...and it still was not enough...MOAR!!  j/k

on a side note many years ago I lost my pic posting privileges for doing something similar...yes I remember mods...oh I remember...
 
2013-02-22 09:57:21 PM  

frepnog: Nick Spiceyweiner: WTH did I just read? And what is going on in this thread? Nevermind, I'll just leave...

some dumbass posted that ridiculous fairy tale up thread about the christian that supposedly destroys science and reason with cyclical nonsense and hyperbole.  severely deluded people love that story because it makes it seem that you can actually combat knowledge and science by talking in circles about absolute bullshiat.


I just want to slap the ever loving piss out of the people that post that kind of shiat. It's even worse with the "These are FACTS:" copy-paste lists that are filled entirely with half-truths, misleading quotes, and blatant lies that have already been disproven years, sometimes even decades ago. And they just sit there, in a cloud of their own smug BELIEVING that they're right because the internet said it. That's right, the Internet is actually trolling real history now.  WTF?
 
2013-02-23 09:57:36 AM  
mooseyfate: I just want to slap the ever loving piss out of the people that post that kind of shiat. It's even worse with the "These are FACTS:" copy-paste lists that are filled entirely with half-truths, misleading quotes, and blatant lies that have already been disproven years, sometimes even decades ago. And they just sit there, in a cloud of their own smug BELIEVING that they're right because the internet said it. That's right, the Internet is actually trolling real history now.  WTF?

I've unfriended people on facebook for posting that kind of crap ad nauseum. (including my sister.) I'm not a fan of wading through page after page of bible-thumping / poliical asshattery before finding a normal post.
 
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