the801: GIS just taught me that 'foot cleavage' is a real thing that apparently some people enjoy looking at pictures of.[farm8.staticflickr.com image 494x500]
ThatGuyGreg: C'mon now... she also has a killer pair of legs.
texdent: ThatGuyGreg: C'mon now... she also has a killer pair of legs.That's not the only killer pair she has.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractive
willfullyobscure: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractiveeverything from the top of her legs to the bottom of her boobs is average to middling for a cocaine-raddled 27 year old twink.
weirdneighbour: ot sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractiveHer stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.I agree, she is pretty and everything but she does kind of have unflattering hips and waist, bit of flat ass compared to other supermodel types, while I myself am a perfect chiseled adonis. Not saying she isn't sexy, I would definitely give her twenty seconds of disappointment.
willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?YES!Here's why: "LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ.The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand."You're a Christian, aren't you, son?""Yes, sir.""So you believe in God?""Absolutely.""Is God good?""Sure! God's good.""Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?""Yes.""Are you good or evil?""The Bible says I'm evil."The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!"He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you.Let's say there's a sick person over here, and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?""Yes sir, I would.""So you're good...!""I wouldn't say that.""Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could...in fact most of us would if we could... God doesn't."No answer."He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"No answer.The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones."Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?""Er... Yes.""Is Satan good?""No.""Where does Satan come from?"The student falters. "From...God...""That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns, smirking, to the student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?""Yes, sir.""Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?""Yes.""Who created evil?"No answer."Is there sickness in this world? Immorality?Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world?"The student squirms on his feet. "Yes.""Who created them?"No answer.The professor suddenly ...
stupiddream: Feet are just nasty. Ewww!
willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?
imfallen_angel: Personally I've never liked the beauty mark in the face thing.... but so far, that's the only flaw I can find on her... but I'd be more than happy to examine her in more details.
willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?YES!
Wendy's Chili: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I'm not sure there is anything on Kate's body that could be considered unattractiveHer stomach looks wierd to me. Like her belly button is too high or something.
Slives: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?YES!My usual thought when seeing this is the response to the arrogant Christian is something like, "Thanks for taking the arrogant professor down a few pegs, but have you ever seen, heard, or touched your own brain? If the professor cannot prove that he has a brain, then how can you?"
HotIgneous Intruder: willfullyobscure: Is God to blame?Stop spamming the threads, retard.
ThatGuyGreg: willfullyobscure: derpNot sure if wrong thread or crazy
JelloBAfro: You posted this in the wrong thread. The "Annoying Shiat I have Seen a Million Times on my Idiot Friend's Facebook Wall" tab is over there ------------------------------->>>>
willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?
theorellior: willfullyobscure: payback's a biatch, huh?Really? You got mad because people posted cheesecake in a O'Reilly thread? That's butthurt the likes of which God has never seen.
The Stealth Hippopotamus: imfallen_angel: Personally I've never liked the beauty mark in the face thing.... but so far, that's the only flaw I can find on her... but I'd be more than happy to examine her in more details.She's not my normal thing, but nice.Everyone is acting like I called her the hottest woman on the planet. I called her "not unattractive".
willfullyobscure: http://www.fark.com/comments/7604863/82642952#c82642952payback's a biatch, huh?
The Bunyip: I need a full grown womanFull grown woman apt to drive me wildFull grown lovin' crazy styleWhatever it is that's she's doing, it's working.
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