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(Opposing Views)   Woman raises money to get man's dog back, man angry she offered to pay his bills with the leftover donations instead of giving him cash   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Maria Sanchez, donations, dogs  
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7344 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 3:04 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 03:13:23 AM  
4 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I like her final solution:

You know who else liked final solutions
2013-02-21 11:52:02 AM  
1 vote:

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Sanchez wanted to act as an "accountant" for him until the money ran out, as she did not want the money going to drugs. She said she has had her life and the lives of her children devastated by drug loss, and did not want to encourage any addiction.

Wow, what a sanctimonious coont.

This. I kinda feel like he got mad because she was acting like a busybody biatch and making rude assumptions. I do see where she is coming from tho.

Yeah, she raised the money for the guy, so either give him the money, or refund it to those who donated. Don't hold it over his head on some sick moral power trip.
2013-02-21 06:55:17 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: AverageAmericanGuy: Maybe not evil, but certainly a propensity for evil.

It's only 8PM, Guy. I will take a train all the way over there and let rip a fart in your olfactory range.

どんと来い, bro.

It's too late. I've already consumed conbini-ben AND hopposhu. This this next one is going to be visible from the ISS as a weather anomaly and the odor will linger well into the sakura season.
2013-02-21 04:00:30 AM  
1 vote:

gaspode: "When Dave Thomas was jailed for a few days from a traffic violation, his dog Buzz Lightyear was taken to the pound. Thomas went to the shelter to get Buzz back after he was released from jail, but found that he must pay $400 in fees.

He only had $6 to his name on that day, and realized it was probably the last time he would see his beloved dog as he was set to be put to sleep this week. "

There is something very wrong with your country.

I know, who names their dog Buzz Lightyear? Should of named him Cujo.
2013-02-21 03:34:20 AM  
1 vote:
Man, I knew things were going bad for Dave Thomas. After he lost that SCTV job, I thought for sure he's keep the hamburger franchise. He learned so much from the Colonel, and adopted that cute redheaded Wendy. I love his Frosty's, but thought he was hilarious as the lovable Doug McKenzie. Now that he's homeless and in jail, I just want to say, "Take off you hoser!"
2013-02-21 12:11:12 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Btw, what the fark is "drug loss"???

I had a pet possum that ate an eighth of weed one time

/that was a drug loss
//pretty stoned possum, too
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