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(Slate)   "Dear Prudence: My wife and I came from the same sperm donor. What do we do?"   (slate.com) divider line 65
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2013-02-21 01:18:19 AM
40 votes:

ng2810: Why are there so many people calling this fake? It may be extremely bizarre and disturbing, yes, but it could happen!

I just discovered I have a brother who is around my age. Dad farked a hooker when he came to the US, and she became pregnant. Mom and Dad nearly broke up because of it, but they instead paid her to keep her trap shut and tried to keep him a secret. Once I became an adult and had access to our family financial records, I found out.

He is a sailor in the US Navy and frequents the same areas as me when in San Diego. My dad is a Navy veteran and I am at the Naval base all the time. We could have easily met up sometime before I found out he was my brother.

I also know of people who found long-lost siblings by meeting them at parties. It really isn't unusual for siblings raised apart and who have no knowledge of each other to become attracted to one another.


Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :(

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked-up up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fark her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was farked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever farking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
2013-02-21 12:12:46 AM
9 votes:
Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.
2013-02-21 12:14:22 AM
8 votes:
Start saving for little Goober's banjo lessons
2013-02-21 01:14:06 AM
7 votes:
At first I was like:


i.imgur.com

But then...

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-20 11:54:03 PM
7 votes:
Do you mean after you've run around in circles screaming for an hour?
2013-02-21 12:56:27 AM
6 votes:

gweilo8888: postnobills: If you do the research, this kind of thing is actually far more common than most of us would like to believe.  In the west it simply isn't talked about, but in some cultures second or even first cousins are considered the best candidates for marriage.  In my case, so far I've been pretty healthy but the genetic counselor did suggest that I shouldn't try to have kids with my first cousin family-arranged partner myself.

FTFY?


Um, no.

On the other hand, whenever I start to get the "why won't you settle down with a nice girl?" lecture from my mother, I pretty much always win the argument.
2013-02-21 12:47:53 AM
5 votes:

postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.


i451.photobucket.com
2013-02-21 12:28:23 AM
5 votes:

postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.


Roosevelt?
2013-02-21 02:33:42 AM
4 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: MadCat221: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Oznog:


[highstakesbassin.com image 500x472]

YODA SPEAK DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!  GOOD NIGHT!

Up the shut fark, you must.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-21 12:58:53 AM
4 votes:

Harry_Seldon: postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.

Do you have any extra nipples?


1.bp.blogspot.com

Can get you a nipple.
2013-02-21 12:57:54 AM
4 votes:
If stuff like this didn't happen where would new advice columnist come from?
2013-02-21 12:57:31 AM
4 votes:

Harry_Seldon: postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.

Do you have any extra nipples?


Not nipples, no.
2013-02-21 12:50:32 AM
4 votes:
"This is a seminal question..."

Best troll EVAR. Oh wait, it was her column? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2013-02-21 04:33:40 AM
3 votes:

Oh, and just because we've wandered into territory where "Star Wars," sex and sisters have all intertwined...

img801.imageshack.us
2013-02-21 02:58:36 AM
3 votes:

Oznog: ng2810: Why are there so many people calling this fake? It may be extremely bizarre and disturbing, yes, but it could happen!

I just discovered I have a brother who is around my age. Dad farked a hooker when he came to the US, and she became pregnant. Mom and Dad nearly broke up because of it, but they instead paid her to keep her trap shut and tried to keep him a secret. Once I became an adult and had access to our family financial records, I found out.

He is a sailor in the US Navy and frequents the same areas as me when in San Diego. My dad is a Navy veteran and I am at the Naval base all the time. We could have easily met up sometime before I found out he was my brother.

I also know of people who found long-lost siblings by meeting them at parties. It really isn't unusual for siblings raised apart and who have no knowledge of each other to become attracted to one another.

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :(

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked-up up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fark her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was farked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever farking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.


And then?

/just copypasta the rest pls
2013-02-21 12:59:46 AM
3 votes:

postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.


www.genealogyintime.com

Family tree?
2013-02-21 12:49:44 AM
3 votes:
Incest, the game the whole family can play.
2013-02-21 04:34:37 AM
2 votes:

if_i_really_have_to: I sympathise with the rather dull last letter.  I work with someone who is an awful storyteller.  If he wants to describe a chain of events to you in order to ask you a question it is long, meandering, full of unnecessary detail, and actually impossible to tell what the important points are to pay attention to so you can reasonably answer the inevitable question.

Any attempts to hurry him along so you can get back to work, get him to tell you the question first so you know what to listen for, or ask what his actual point is and he gets offended and sulks like a child for the rest of the day.

/Can I punch him
//Just once...


You actually can punch him, and conveniently enough, you do get to do it *just* once.
2013-02-21 03:32:26 AM
2 votes:
I got a little on the ceiling.
2013-02-21 02:23:18 AM
2 votes:

had98c: Pull a Turin Turambar and fall on your sword?


If anyone ever makes a Silmarillion miniseries, or plain old T.V. show, I think my boner will be visible from the Andromeda Galaxy.
2013-02-21 02:22:25 AM
2 votes:

postnobills: Darth_Lukecash: postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.

Roosevelt?

Nope.

If you do the research, this kind of thing is actually far more common than most of us would like to believe.  In the west it simply isn't talked about, but in some cultures second or even first cousins are considered the best candidates for marriage.  In my case, so far I've been pretty healthy but the genetic counselor did suggest that I shouldn't try to have kids myself.


Is that because you are an only child with no sister leaving no suitable candidate?
2013-02-21 02:04:39 AM
2 votes:
2013-02-21 02:04:23 AM
2 votes:

Oznog: ng2810: Why are there so many people calling this fake? It may be extremely bizarre and disturbing, yes, but it could happen!

I just discovered I have a brother who is around my age. Dad farked a hooker when he came to the US, and she became pregnant. Mom and Dad nearly broke up because of it, but they instead paid her to keep her trap shut and tried to keep him a secret. Once I became an adult and had access to our family financial records, I found out.

He is a sailor in the US Navy and frequents the same areas as me when in San Diego. My dad is a Navy veteran and I am at the Naval base all the time. We could have easily met up sometime before I found out he was my brother.

I also know of people who found long-lost siblings by meeting them at parties. It really isn't unusual for siblings raised apart and who have no knowledge of each other to become attracted to one another.

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :(

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked-up up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down an ...


That's art.

/Nothing more to add
2013-02-21 01:24:34 AM
2 votes:
My brother was an only child.
2013-02-21 01:05:24 AM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Start saving for little Goober's banjo lessons


www.vanrozeboom.com
2013-02-21 12:59:32 AM
2 votes:
Either move to West Virginia or do anal.
2013-02-21 12:52:30 AM
2 votes:

postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.


Do you have any extra nipples?
2013-02-21 12:50:26 AM
2 votes:
This is a seminal question about the nature of assisted reproduction

Uh-huh.
2013-02-20 11:59:35 PM
2 votes:
This did not farking happen.  But thanks for another dose of manufactured tabloid bullshiat.
2013-02-21 11:36:58 AM
1 votes:
Dear reader
Threesomes can indeed be fun but unless your husband is REALLY into it, maybe next time you could sub in another woman and see if she has the same effect.
2013-02-21 10:45:57 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: ng2810: Why are there so many people calling this fake? It may be extremely bizarre and disturbing, yes, but it could happen!

I just discovered I have a brother who is around my age. Dad farked a hooker when he came to the US, and she became pregnant. Mom and Dad nearly broke up because of it, but they instead paid her to keep her trap shut and tried to keep him a secret. Once I became an adult and had access to our family financial records, I found out.

He is a sailor in the US Navy and frequents the same areas as me when in San Diego. My dad is a Navy veteran and I am at the Naval base all the time. We could have easily met up sometime before I found out he was my brother.

I also know of people who found long-lost siblings by meeting them at parties. It really isn't unusual for siblings raised apart and who have no knowledge of each other to become attracted to one another.

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :(

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked-up up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went down an ...



i0.kym-cdn.com

/brillant
/newsletter, etc, etc, etc...
2013-02-21 09:54:36 AM
1 votes:

boinkingbill: If the kids asked why the all have oversized jaws and sloping foreheads just tell them the family comes from British royalty.


images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-21 08:36:14 AM
1 votes:
snag.gy
2013-02-21 08:20:57 AM
1 votes:
The only possible conclusion is that some European prince wrote in, and "sperm donor" is a euphemism for a wayward royal.
2013-02-21 06:59:44 AM
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: postnobills: My point is there are plenty of people out there with trees like that who aren't even royalty.

I'd say chances are every genetic line has had it happen several times, at least.

Would only become a serious problem if you do it for many consecutive generations, and even then it would be worked out after a few generations of breeding outside of your family. They breed horses within the same families all the time. The logic is supposedly that it amplifies any existing traits within family genetics, but it's kind of a crap shoot on whether what gets amplified are good traits or bad. If that applies the same to humans it wouldn't always mean bad things happen.


We do the same thing with dogs... Line breeding... But never to the same degree of relation as discussed in the article... They may share a "great grandpa" or similar. However, with dogs, I don't believe genetic information is transmitted 50/50 as it is with humans... I think the dam contributes more. Even if that isn't true, the dogs don't care... The boys aren't picky when a girl is in season. I wonder what the neighbors think when they hear from our property "Bennie! That's your sister! Leave her alone!"

/wishes humans had a breed warden program set up like dogs have
//that might eliminate the need for a Florida tag in a few generations though
/// I also breed slashies
2013-02-21 06:37:53 AM
1 votes:
Dear Prudence is a bunch of drunk people in a room making up stories. Much like Weekly World News.

"Dear Prudence, my cousin says she was raped by Batboy and now is pregnant with a reincarnated pirate..."
ows
2013-02-21 06:07:15 AM
1 votes:
...........just don't cut the tail off your baby, because they're just so cute when their tail wags when they're laughing.
2013-02-21 05:39:33 AM
1 votes:
You know, for YEARS, I've been waiting for the opportunity to look at someone saying "I'd like you to meet my wife and my sister" (and there's one woman standing there) and have it be TRUE!!!

Oh, the jokes...
/straight family tree
/blue skinned kids
/deliverance

Never before has that old hillbilly joke been SO APPROPOS

//leaving satisfied
2013-02-21 05:17:36 AM
1 votes:

InitialCommentGuy: As the child of a couple who had to term to sperm donation?  This is the nightmare scenario.  A small but not zero number of individuals develop something called Genetic Sexual Attraction.  When I was a younger man in the dating scene I crossed my fingers that this wouldn't happen.  While I doubt the story?  Definitely feel for the writer if it is true and thank everything that it wasn't me.


Man, you turkey baster babies are farked up.
2013-02-21 04:30:07 AM
1 votes:
I sympathise with the rather dull last letter.  I work with someone who is an awful storyteller.  If he wants to describe a chain of events to you in order to ask you a question it is long, meandering, full of unnecessary detail, and actually impossible to tell what the important points are to pay attention to so you can reasonably answer the inevitable question.

Any attempts to hurry him along so you can get back to work, get him to tell you the question first so you know what to listen for, or ask what his actual point is and he gets offended and sulks like a child for the rest of the day.

/Can I punch him
//Just once...
2013-02-21 03:35:44 AM
1 votes:
One can only hope this plays out like a good George R.R. Martin incest yarn.....

/everybody dies
2013-02-21 03:13:40 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.


Well played!
Can't go wrong with the classics
2013-02-21 02:57:55 AM
1 votes:
Did they find this out when they noticed they had the same family crest tattooed on their thigh?
2013-02-21 02:39:21 AM
1 votes:

Omnivorous: Maximum Prudence trolling.

Let's figure the odds on this happening (1: 1,000,000)
And the odds on a pair of morans writing to Prudy (1: 1,000,000)

/Being kind with the statistical correlation


The thing about a million to one odds is that it happens nine times out of ten.
2013-02-21 02:25:04 AM
1 votes:
Honey Wilder, Janey Robbins, and Tom Byron in scene 10 of 'Private Teacher'

NSFW and from 1983 so be ready to see some bush and terrible acting.
2013-02-21 02:22:16 AM
1 votes:
Pull a Turin Turambar and fall on your sword?
2013-02-21 02:18:20 AM
1 votes:

Oznog: I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.


www.theurbanshogun.com
2013-02-21 02:09:53 AM
1 votes:

alienated: No- exhibit a : Wont you come out to play


Good catch : )
2013-02-21 01:37:34 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Oznog: ng2810: Why are there so many people calling this fake? It may be extremely bizarre and disturbing, yes, but it could happen!

I just discovered I have a brother who is around my age. Dad farked a hooker when he came to the US, and she became pregnant. Mom and Dad nearly broke up because of it, but they instead paid her to keep her trap shut and tried to keep him a secret. Once I became an adult and had access to our family financial records, I found out.

He is a sailor in the US Navy and frequents the same areas as me when in San Diego. My dad is a Navy veteran and I am at the Naval base all the time. We could have easily met up sometime before I found out he was my brother.

I also know of people who found long-lost siblings by meeting them at parties. It really isn't unusual for siblings raised apart and who have no knowledge of each other to become attracted to one another.

Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning :(

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's farked-up up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so farking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shiat went ...


Seconded. Fished in right until the end.
2013-02-21 01:33:59 AM
1 votes:
Cancel the series?
screencrave.com
2013-02-21 01:26:57 AM
1 votes:
your my sister oh yea  your my sister your my sister

i4.ytimg.com
2013-02-21 01:25:38 AM
1 votes:

GreatGlavinsGhost: Best part of the "article" was the video of her appearance on Colbert.


They must rotate her videos because I got an entirely different one.  Would love to see her on Colbert's show!

I read Prudie to see what concerns rich, white, East Coast people have.
2013-02-21 01:23:28 AM
1 votes:
They could have died never knowing they were related.  Good thing they found out so we can all call them immoral.  Whew! That was close.
2013-02-21 01:19:56 AM
1 votes:

ng2810: Why are there so many people calling this fake? It may be extremely bizarre and disturbing, yes, but it could happen!

I just discovered I have a brother who is around my age. Dad farked a hooker when he came to the US, and she became pregnant. Mom and Dad nearly broke up because of it, but they instead paid her to keep her trap shut and tried to keep him a secret. Once I became an adult and had access to our family financial records, I found out.

He is a sailor in the US Navy and frequents the same areas as me when in San Diego. My dad is a Navy veteran and I am at the Naval base all the time. We could have easily met up sometime before I found out he was my brother.

I also know of people who found long-lost siblings by meeting them at parties. It really isn't unusual for siblings raised apart and who have no knowledge of each other to become attracted to one another.


This is my biggest fear as a spermbank baby. I meet a guy and find out we're brother and sister. I know the chances are slim but life is stranger than fiction.
2013-02-21 01:09:15 AM
1 votes:
soleboutique.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-21 01:08:50 AM
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Maggie_Luna: postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.

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Family tree?


... Are you one of my students?  I just lectured my class about poor Charles II of Spain's family tree.
2013-02-21 01:06:44 AM
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jsf4646: Move to Arkansas?

Sorry but here in Arkansas, they are still considered normies. Now if both parents are the same and they have a couple leashed waterheads with webbed feet, then you have a "Wal-Mart sled team" which is pretty common around these parts.

2013-02-21 01:03:13 AM
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FNG: Good Lord.  Aren't we done with this "Dear Prudence" crap yet?  It's like wrestling meets Dear Penthouse.  Give it up, and please just stop.


They should go on Jerry Springer, he's like... both.
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-02-21 01:00:29 AM
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Good Lord.  Aren't we done with this "Dear Prudence" crap yet?  It's like wrestling meets Dear Penthouse.  Give it up, and please just stop.
2013-02-21 12:59:59 AM
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Harry_Seldon: postnobills: Meh.  My parents are related - not quite this closely but close enough to have the same last name.  The extended family considered each of them unmarriageable so why not kill two birds with one stone and marry them off to each other?  The only condition was they weren't supposed to have kids.

Oops.

Do you have any extra nipples?


How many are you looking for? (pops open the car trunk)
2013-02-21 12:59:14 AM
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1) Ew!
2) Sell the rights to your story to the Lifetime Network.
3) Profit!
2013-02-21 12:58:29 AM
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Move to Arkansas?
2013-02-21 12:58:13 AM
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That's one hell of a way to describe a 'successful' three way.
2013-02-21 12:47:35 AM
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Dear Editor: I couldn't get a real job as a real journalist. Will you give me a job as a pretend journalist who writes outrageous "reader letters" to themselves, and then "answers" them to fill column inches? Love, every "advice" columnist ever.
2013-02-21 12:02:39 AM
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GAT_00: This did not farking happen.  But thanks for another dose of manufactured tabloid bullshiat.


THIS

but in case this happens to you,
1) kill your children, QUICKLY - they are the spawn of the devil and will destroy the world
2) after they are dead, mail all you cash to me
3) kill your self and your spouse, given that you are both clearly too stupid to live

/if only god had made DNA tests you could use before having crotch spawn to confirm that you are not twins.
 
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