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(My Fox Orlando)   Not news: School makes teen change out of inappropriate tshirt at school. Fark: Her "Don't drink and park... accidents cause kids" t-shirt   (myfoxorlando.com) divider line 75
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2013-02-21 08:00:28 AM

LadyBelgara: 8th grader at 15?  Hello, Florida.


People develop skills at different ages.  My son will be 15 at the end of 8th grade.  There are significant reasons for that.  Without any background on the kid, you just sound like an asshole and an idiot.  Passing judgment on a kid you don't know must make you feel awesome.  Like the cool kid in 8th grade kind of awesome.
 
2013-02-21 08:18:09 AM

BarkingUnicorn: DarkSoulNoHope: Why is it always that people who profess abstinence before marriage are people you don't want to fark in the first place?!

If you were 15, you'd want to hit it;

[wofl.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]


Maybe. She might turn out ok in a few years, though.
 
2013-02-21 08:21:23 AM

Genevieve Marie: That sounds like excellent advice for her peers, actually.


Indeed.

Anybody got a pic of the offending shirt?
 
2013-02-21 08:22:06 AM
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2013-02-21 08:23:17 AM

gittlebass: Rich Cream: [i.stack.imgur.com image 500x382]

I got in trouble for wearing an "underachiever and proud of it" bart simpsons shirt in elementary school, they called my parents and they told the school to fark off


And now here you are posting on Fark. You showed them!
 
2013-02-21 08:37:18 AM

Rich Cream: [i.stack.imgur.com image 500x382]


When I was a kid, I was  made to switch my tshirt once.  It was a Bart Simpson "Eat my shorts" shirt.
 
2013-02-21 08:37:33 AM

cygnusx13: BarkingUnicorn: DarkSoulNoHope: Why is it always that people who profess abstinence before marriage are people you don't want to fark in the first place?!

If you were 15, you'd want to hit it;

Eherrmagerrd, deh took meh sheerrt.


Ehrbody be erbstenent
 
2013-02-21 08:43:50 AM

Bruce Campbell: LadyBelgara: 8th grader at 15?  Hello, Florida.

People develop skills at different ages.  My son will be 15 at the end of 8th grade.  There are significant reasons for that.  Without any background on the kid, you just sound like an asshole and an idiot.  Passing judgment on a kid you don't know must make you feel awesome.  Like the cool kid in 8th grade kind of awesome.


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And YOU sound like a hypocrite who comes to a site that mocks everyone and everything but gets all bruised when someone hits a little too close to home.
 
2013-02-21 08:52:43 AM
I teach high school, and two years ago I had a 14 year old girl show up to my class (last period of the day, I might add) wearing this shirt:

www.foulmouthshirts.com

I was pretty shocked that no one had made her turn it inside out during the entire day, so of course I let her go change.  When she got back I asked her who bought that shirt for her, and she said her mom did.  WTF?

No wonder she got an "F" in art class.  She's been raised by a farking moron all her life.  Girl never stood a chance.
 
2013-02-21 09:03:02 AM
Dumbass highscool me wore a "Don't Fark wtih Mr. Clean" shirt to a chem class run by one of the best teachers I've ever had. Instead of giving me the meter stick upside the skull I spent a good three years richly deserving, he stermly recommended I cover it and wipe that smug look off my face.
 
2013-02-21 09:03:28 AM
She will be having an abortion by the time she is 17.
 
2013-02-21 09:04:49 AM
They gave a T-shirt to wear that said:   'Tomorrow I will dress for success.'    She should modify the T-shirt to add a scantily dressed Hooker standing under a street sign.
 
2013-02-21 09:05:27 AM

99.998er: She will be having an abortion by the time she is 17.


We can only hope...
 
2013-02-21 09:06:14 AM

Farce-Side: NephilimNexus: To be fair, if it weren't for excessive amounts of beer and "accidents" then southern whites would become extinct within a century.

Says the guy from the city that's currently self destructing...


Geez, when I said derogatory remarks about black women I got banned for 24 hours.
 
2013-02-21 09:19:37 AM

boinkingbill: Farce-Side: NephilimNexus: To be fair, if it weren't for excessive amounts of beer and "accidents" then southern whites would become extinct within a century.

Says the guy from the city that's currently self destructing...

Geez, when I said derogatory remarks about black women I got banned for 24 hours.


You just have to thinly veil your racism in ad hominem and that makes it ok, or so I'm told.  Plus being internet-black means you can say racist things.  Whether you are black IRL or not is of no consequence.
 
2013-02-21 09:20:08 AM
This on on the other hand is just fine...

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-21 09:29:53 AM
I thought the South was all for teaching abstinence, what's the problem?
 
2013-02-21 09:30:58 AM
When I was in high school off color surf shirts were in vogue.  While I never had a Dr. Zogg's Sex Wax shirt, I had the Big Tuna 'cover your mullet' shirt (not referring to a hairstyle) and a Big Pecker's surf was shirt that I wore until it was absolutely threadbare.
 
2013-02-21 09:37:19 AM

cygnusx13: And YOU sound like a hypocrite who comes to a site that mocks everyone and everything but gets all bruised when someone hits a little too close to home.


Wait, didn't I just mock that person?  8th grade cool kid awesome?  I did.  So pointing out something stupid and judgmental and mocking them for it is bruised somehow?  That makes you sound stupid.
 
2013-02-21 10:08:35 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BarkingUnicorn: DarkSoulNoHope: Why is it always that people who profess abstinence before marriage are people you don't want to fark in the first place?!

If you were 15, you'd want to hit it;

Gross


The chess club will be pulling a train on her by her sophomore year.
 
2013-02-21 11:45:03 AM

boinkingbill: Farce-Side: NephilimNexus: To be fair, if it weren't for excessive amounts of beer and "accidents" then southern whites would become extinct within a century.

Says the guy from the city that's currently self destructing...

Geez, when I said derogatory remarks about black women I got banned for 24 hours.


Yeah I got an entire chain of posts removed f
 
2013-02-21 11:46:05 AM
or referring to African Americans as "blacks". I didn't even say anything disparaging. It's bizarre.
 
2013-02-21 03:48:36 PM
 
2013-02-21 06:31:54 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: or referring to African Americans as "blacks". I didn't even say anything disparaging. It's bizarre.


so what if black people are made with cloves?  it's disgusting
 
2013-02-22 07:21:54 PM
because 7th grade was the hardest 3 years of her life!!!
 
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