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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)   Women are being faced with the dilemma of violating federal law if they choose to defend themselves against rape   ( divider line
    More: Strange, federal law, locusts, pepper sprays  
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18175 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 6:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-20 09:23:26 PM  
9 votes:
WASP spray?

That's racist.
2013-02-21 06:08:42 AM  
5 votes:

C18H27NO3: I think a woman should be able to defend herself from rape by any means necessary.

Even knocking over a child so the attacker gets the kid first? You're a farking monster.
2013-02-20 10:06:04 PM  
5 votes:

BronyMedic: Amos Quito: I'm one of the funniest guys on Fark.

Ask anyone.

You're funny in the same venue as Multi-Drug Resistant Gonorrhea in a 9 year old is.


clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...
2013-02-21 08:13:43 AM  
4 votes:
Officials at the St. Louis County Police Department responded to the story saying it's better to use items for their intended purpose and added it's against federal law to use wasp spray for purposes other than what's listed on the can.

"Repels pests"
2013-02-20 09:32:02 PM  
4 votes:

Amos Quito: WASP spray?

That's racist.

Coming from you, that's hilarious
2013-02-20 09:10:46 PM  
4 votes:

Pray that I don't strike a lighter too.

2013-02-21 12:14:04 AM  
3 votes:
Rapist:  "RAAAAAAAAID?!"
2013-02-20 10:32:02 PM  
3 votes:
Fight back with 100% pure Rape Spray!

/Made in Germany (of course)
2013-02-20 09:36:06 PM  
3 votes:
And these women say it's how the spray shoots that appeals to them.

Dickinson said, "It shoots farther than pepper spray so that was the advantage."

"Wasp spray goes 20 feet and you can really direct it at somebody and it really brings them down," said Christensen.

Good thing I can rape from beyond 20 feet. See you in the park, Ms. Christensen.
2013-02-20 09:01:27 PM  
3 votes:
FTFA : "Wasp spray goes 20 feet and you can really direct it at somebody and it really brings them down," said Christensen. "Mace you have to be a little closer and someone could actually get the mace and put it on you," she said.

But not bug spray ?

You gonna' get raped ...and your paralyzed body covered with hungry larvae.
2013-02-21 08:29:08 AM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Amos Quito: I'm one of the funniest guys on Fark.

I've seen plenty of people laughing at you, so sure.

Oh the irony.
2013-02-20 10:46:46 PM  
2 votes:

One Bad Apple: This won't even go green until tomorrow morning and it's already been derailed from a gun thread to rape culture thread.

I dabbled in rape culture for a bit, after my youth exploring various steampunk and act-like-a-college-professor subcultures.

Interestingly enough, it's extremely offensive in rape culture for the victim to enjoy it. That and don't eat food with your left hand.
2013-02-20 09:33:19 PM  
2 votes:
Do they make a Kosher JAP spray version?
2013-02-21 10:18:17 AM  
1 vote:

jtown: Because it's against federal law to use any pesticide in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.

I fail to see the issue. It's being used to kill a pest. What else is pesticide for?
2013-02-21 09:22:43 AM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: WASP spray?

That's racist.

2013-02-21 09:01:32 AM  
1 vote:

doglover: Reported rapes are just the tip

I amuse myself.
2013-02-21 07:57:34 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe we could just make some places, like schools, rape free zones. Any woman who leaves the area takes her chances.
2013-02-21 07:32:52 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-21 07:27:31 AM  
1 vote:
Ths stuff works great on rape....kills the roots.
2013-02-21 07:24:51 AM  
1 vote:

Onkel Buck: What happend to pissing your pants and throwing up? Thats doesnt work now?

fark if I know. If I ever find myself in this "rape culture" everyone is going on about, I guess I better start bleeding all over myself, fumbling for bug spray, all while wearing an unironed pantsuit...oh, and I better confirm if it's "legit" or not, because that will decide the tone of the whole affair to begin with.

I'm starting to wonder if the kitchen really IS the safest place for me, after all...
2013-02-21 07:11:06 AM  
1 vote:
Why are they leaving the castle in the first place? Y'all need to get a hold of your females.
2013-02-21 07:08:37 AM  
1 vote:
Women!  If there is a penis inside of you, just shoot the man attached to the penis.  If it is a legitimate rape, the weapon will fire.  Guns have a way of misfiring if the rape isn't legitimate.
2013-02-21 06:55:25 AM  
1 vote:

Fast Moon: Serious question:  How many documented instances are there of a gun carried outside the home preventing a rape?
I mean, they've already told us that wearing frumpy clothing is a valid form of defense, when the actual data proves otherwise, so I'm wondering what the actual data says about carrying a gun.
"Would YOU rape this woman? Statistics say NO!"
2013-02-21 06:42:24 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I give all the women in my life the same rape tip: go to a dialect coach and learn how to speak with some kid of New England accent, be it Boston, CT, or Mainer. Then if you ever encounter a rapist, just start talking in said accent. Not even the most excited rapist could maintain arousal in the face of that audible assault.

There are no accents in Connecticut you filthy, lying sonofabiatch.  It's the dickheads that surround us that ignore their "r"s. Everyone in the nation should speak like a Nutmegger, the rest of you sound like you've got orange thermos in your mouth.
2013-02-21 06:24:54 AM  
1 vote:
But it's still OK to cap a punk kid for being black and in your housing estate?

/ Skittles
2013-02-20 10:38:01 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: How do you know what motivates rapists so well?

Why do you think he wanted them, along with the Methodists?
2013-02-20 10:34:44 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Rape is about power, control, and violence.

How do you know what motivates rapists so well?
2013-02-20 10:30:09 PM  
1 vote:

doglover: Rale culture?

Go fark yourself.



2013-02-20 10:10:52 PM  
1 vote:

TheOmni: BronyMedic: Well, false. In every state that has laws allowing the use of concealed firearms in self defense, the fear of impending rape during a physical attack is justification to use lethal force by a CCW holder.Of course, you better hope that the forensics hold up on that. They CAN tell when you've been faking things.

Already subtly trying to bring up the concept of false rape accusations. Rape victims are frequently not believed, accused of making it up, or otherwise blamed. This will not change that fact.

Well, just get an abortion before you file the police report.  Being pregnant is a dead giveaway that it wasn't a legitimate rape.
2013-02-20 10:09:59 PM  
1 vote:
One Bad Apple:
But not bug spray ?

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You gonna' get raped ...and your paralyzed body covered with hungry larvae.

2013-02-20 09:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

Amos Quito: I'm one of the funniest guys on Fark.

I've seen plenty of people laughing at you, so sure.
2013-02-20 09:38:40 PM  
1 vote:
This headline is a bit misleading. The idea that women are being faced with this dilemma is a manufactured idea by gun lobbyists. And it completely ignores the fact that using a gun to prevent rape will land her in jail.
2013-02-20 09:24:48 PM  
1 vote:
Democrats: the real war on women.
2013-02-20 08:55:31 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, pyrethrums? How creative! Home bug spray has just the perfect concentration to send your attacker into homicidal rage towards your face, while doing nothing to stop legitimate rape.

Leave the roach spray, and bring the radroach spray. 9mm or above.
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