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(Dayton Daily News)   Past due on your rent by $2600? That's a paddling   ( ) divider line
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9485 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Feb 2013 at 5:19 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 05:21:10 AM  
4 votes:
I've seen this movie. But the tenant was a cute asian woman.

Well, I may have only seen 5 minutes or so of it.
2013-02-20 11:25:18 PM  
3 votes:
2013-02-21 01:34:28 PM  
1 vote:

Madbassist1: BronyMedic: Why would I be sensitive? I have no problem stating I'm openly bisexual. You sound angry. You should really let the past go.

Why defend something so blatantly, stupidly wrong? You must be sensitive. Straight guys do NOT get off on being paddled by other men. Period. End of conversation. to state otherwise is stupid

You sound like a straight guy who gets off on being paddled by other men, frankly. Each unthinking, panicked "period," "end of conversation" made that more painfully clear to everyone in the thread.

Only someone who is anguished about his own sexuality thinks any aspect of sexuality is as concrete as you pretend to.
2013-02-21 10:46:01 AM  
1 vote:
A man was past due on his rent
so over my knee he was bent.
I gave him a spanking,
He should give me a thanking
that I gave up UFIA for lent
2013-02-21 09:24:03 AM  
1 vote:
Lesbian Spank Inferno
2013-02-21 08:35:29 AM  
1 vote:

SquiggsIN: jtown: Back in high school, one of our teachers gave three disciplinary options.  Detention, get hit with an eraser, or get hit with the paddle.  Detention meant involving parents because most of us were wise morons and too young to drive.  Gotta get home somehow.  The eraser was painless but it took forever to get chalk out of denim (which was the style at the time) and the rest of the kids at school would know you'd been caught doing something.  The paddle stung for a few seconds then it was done.  Only the people in class knew your business.

I had a teacher in high school that tried something like this.  For the record, I wasn't in class this day.  Evidently she had left the room and something had happened while she was gone and because no one would tell her what happened she lined the entire class up and whacked them one by one with a clipboard.  It's a good thing I wasn't there because I was the type that would've grabbed it and thrown it across the room (or worse) before I let her touch me.

Sure you would have...
2013-02-21 05:45:50 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-21 05:43:26 AM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure I've watched at least a dozen porno movies where the delinquent tenant became the landlord's zombie love slave. My pastor says they're for my own good.
2013-02-21 05:38:54 AM  
1 vote:
I'd take a good paddling in exchange for not having to pay 2600 dollars in rent.

...OR, does that guy still owe the money? Article doesn't say.
2013-02-21 04:59:05 AM  
1 vote:
Waynesville.. Ohio?  I had family in Waynesville, MO for decades.
2013-02-21 12:34:19 AM  
1 vote:
Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !
2013-02-20 11:32:30 PM  
1 vote:

/This took WAY too long.
2013-02-20 10:30:43 PM  
1 vote:

BronyMedic: Walker: You know how I know he's gay?

Because you can't differentiate sexual orientation from kinks?

And we're done here.

/Been paid to paddle.
//Might have paid to be be paddle.. but it was a package deal.
2013-02-20 10:19:23 PM  
1 vote:
You know how I know he's gay?
2013-02-20 08:51:13 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!
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