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(Dayton Daily News)   Past due on your rent by $2600? That's a paddling   (daytondailynews.com) divider line 84
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2013-02-20 08:51:13 PM  
Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!
 
2013-02-20 08:55:58 PM  
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2013-02-20 09:48:58 PM  
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2013-02-20 09:53:29 PM  

BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!


Outrage? You better believe that's a paddlin'!
 
2013-02-20 10:19:23 PM  
You know how I know he's gay?
 
2013-02-20 10:20:25 PM  

Walker: You know how I know he's gay?


Because you can't differentiate sexual orientation from kinks?
 
2013-02-20 10:30:43 PM  

BronyMedic: Walker: You know how I know he's gay?

Because you can't differentiate sexual orientation from kinks?


And we're done here.

/Been paid to paddle.
//Might have paid to be be paddle.. but it was a package deal.
 
2013-02-20 10:31:44 PM  

Shadow Blasko: /Been paid to paddle.
//Might have paid to be be paddle.. but it was a package deal.


Didn't pay for grammar lessons.

//.5  Might have paid to have been paddled, but it was a package deal.
 
2013-02-20 10:43:13 PM  
media.cmgdigital.com

Someone's up a creek...
 
2013-02-20 11:15:53 PM  
img221.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2013-02-20 11:25:18 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-20 11:32:30 PM  
media.tumblr.com

/This took WAY too long.
 
2013-02-20 11:54:46 PM  

Amos Quito: [media.cmgdigital.com image 188x264]

Someone's up a creek...


Nah, someone's totally gonna walk.  Misdemeanor assault, missed his first arraignment, still free until trial.  Citizen of the Year doesn't get more than probation.
 
2013-02-21 12:34:19 AM  
Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !

plutonius.aibrean.com
 
2013-02-21 12:50:34 AM  

BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!


2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.
 
2013-02-21 02:36:05 AM  

Philbb: BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!

2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.


I've probably got a few back issues of 2600 around here somewhere that I would gladly part with for a good flogging or paddling... depending on who is doing it. ;)
 
2013-02-21 02:38:08 AM  

Philbb: BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!

2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.


Depending on who's doing the paddling, and the amount of discretion you desire being guaranteed, 2600 dollars might just be the booking fee for them to do the background check and send you the NDA papers to be sure you're not a cop.
 
2013-02-21 04:59:05 AM  
Waynesville.. Ohio?  I had family in Waynesville, MO for decades.
 
2013-02-21 05:21:10 AM  
I've seen this movie. But the tenant was a cute asian woman.

Well, I may have only seen 5 minutes or so of it.
 
2013-02-21 05:27:06 AM  

Ghastly: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


Paddle me, just for old times sake ; )
 
2013-02-21 05:27:17 AM  
the difference is whether it's willing fun & games or assaulting someone. i pay good money for my assailants to pretend they're assaulting someone.
 
2013-02-21 05:29:17 AM  

Alphax: Waynesville.. Ohio?  I had family in Waynesville, MO for decades.


Lived at FLW as a kid for 10 years. The Waynesville, MO phonebook has only three last names.
 
2013-02-21 05:29:35 AM  
So the little whiner stood there and let another man paddle him?  He either enjoyed it or he's a big pussy.

I'm not sure which one of them is the bigger dumass.
 
2013-02-21 05:38:54 AM  
I'd take a good paddling in exchange for not having to pay 2600 dollars in rent.

...OR, does that guy still owe the money? Article doesn't say.
 
2013-02-21 05:42:22 AM  
Back in high school, one of our teachers gave three disciplinary options.  Detention, get hit with an eraser, or get hit with the paddle.  Detention meant involving parents because most of us were wise morons and too young to drive.  Gotta get home somehow.  The eraser was painless but it took forever to get chalk out of denim (which was the style at the time) and the rest of the kids at school would know you'd been caught doing something.  The paddle stung for a few seconds then it was done.  Only the people in class knew your business.
 
2013-02-21 05:43:26 AM  
I'm pretty sure I've watched at least a dozen porno movies where the delinquent tenant became the landlord's zombie love slave. My pastor says they're for my own good.
 
2013-02-21 05:44:59 AM  

BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!


Aaaand we're done here.
 
2013-02-21 05:45:50 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-21 05:46:47 AM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-02-21 06:11:36 AM  

Ghastly: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


You have made my day, good sir.
 
2013-02-21 06:15:07 AM  
Most landlords I've encountered are soulless greedy farks and make it pretty much impossible to live on one wage. because

"We are only charging what the market will bear"  **whine**
 
2013-02-21 06:36:27 AM  

DanZero: Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !

[plutonius.aibrean.com image 400x300]


maybe they were playing Circus Atari (tm)

www.atariprotos.com
 
2013-02-21 06:40:29 AM  
 
2013-02-21 06:58:19 AM  
I bet he doesn't owe him 2600 dollars anymore.

/ lets see, you dont go to jail for assault, and I get free rent for 4 years.  deal?
 
2013-02-21 07:00:22 AM  

I sound fat: I bet he doesn't owe him 2600 dollars anymore.

/ lets see, you dont go to jail for assault, and I get free rent for 4 years.  deal?


rape rape rape rape rape rape
 
2013-02-21 07:21:00 AM  

BronyMedic: Walker: You know how I know he's gay?

Because you can't differentiate sexual orientation from kinks?


yes, that's it exactly

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070422170939AAVdNV5
 
2013-02-21 07:25:18 AM  

BronyMedic: Philbb: BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!

2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.

Depending on who's doing the paddling, and the amount of discretion you desire being guaranteed, 2600 dollars might just be the booking fee for them to do the background check and send you the NDA papers to be sure you're not a cop.


I don't know anyone who uses NDAs, and yes, I'm a pro.
And apparently I'm undercharging.
 
2013-02-21 07:28:14 AM  

Ghastly: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


You know, coming from you I'd expect the other kind.
 
2013-02-21 07:32:57 AM  

L.D. Ablo: [i.ebayimg.com image 300x276]


somehow i see that "bad" paddle being used a LOT more than the good paddle
 
2013-02-21 07:36:46 AM  
FTA:  In response to questions from Police Chief Gary Copeland, the alleged victim said "he was scared and just wanted to get it over with," according to the report.

farking a, man up.
 
2013-02-21 07:38:33 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: DanZero: Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !

[plutonius.aibrean.com image 400x300]

maybe they were playing Circus Atari (tm)


Omg! I had that game! Was pretty good at it too.
 
2013-02-21 07:52:33 AM  

Ghastly: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]


Came for that.  Satisfied, etc, etc...
 
2013-02-21 07:55:27 AM  

BronyMedic: Walker: You know how I know he's gay?

Because you can't differentiate sexual orientation from kinks?


Straight guys like to be paddled by dudes? Since when?

Introduce us to your creative lifestyle.
 
2013-02-21 07:58:18 AM  

dopekitty74: Jon iz teh kewl: DanZero: Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !

[plutonius.aibrean.com image 400x300]

maybe they were playing Circus Atari (tm)

Omg! I had that game! Was pretty good at it too.


bet you didn't have raft rider

videogamecritic.com
 
2013-02-21 08:00:41 AM  

Two16: Ghastly: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x600]

Came for that.  Satisfied, etc, etc...


I'm now trying to figure out how many people Ghastly just satisfied with one pic it's gotta be near a record ; )
 
2013-02-21 08:12:41 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: I sound fat: I bet he doesn't owe him 2600 dollars anymore.

/ lets see, you dont go to jail for assault, and I get free rent for 4 years.  deal?

rape rape rape rape rape rape


Where the hell is $2600 equivalent to 48 months' rent?
 
2013-02-21 08:13:06 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: DanZero: Something about 2600 and paddles -- fun !

[plutonius.aibrean.com image 400x300]

maybe they were playing Circus Atari (tm)

[www.atariprotos.com image 320x240]


holy shiat bringing back memories of atari!  what game had the mad bomber and you had to get the bombs before they hit the bottom?  i hated that game i was never good at it
 
2013-02-21 08:17:06 AM  
the alleged victim said "he was scared and just wanted to get it over with," according to the report.

Jesus Christ, couldn't this guy just sell off some of his doll collection to raise the money?
 
2013-02-21 08:18:54 AM  

dv-ous: Jon iz teh kewl: I sound fat: I bet he doesn't owe him 2600 dollars anymore.

/ lets see, you dont go to jail for assault, and I get free rent for 4 years.  deal?

rape rape rape rape rape rape

Where the hell is $2600 equivalent to 48 months' rent?


seriously.  that gets me one month and like a day or two here in NoVA.
 
2013-02-21 08:25:12 AM  

Lady Indica: BronyMedic: Philbb: BronyMedic: Hey, why the outrage?!? Some people pay 2600 dollars just to get a good paddling! And that's without the happy ending!

2600 without the happy ending? Someone's getting overcharged.

Depending on who's doing the paddling, and the amount of discretion you desire being guaranteed, 2600 dollars might just be the booking fee for them to do the background check and send you the NDA papers to be sure you're not a cop.

I don't know anyone who uses NDAs, and yes, I'm a pro.
And apparently I'm undercharging.


How YOU doin'?

Me? Oh, I've been naughty.
 
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