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(KPTV Portland)   Prosthetic hands stolen from car, victim unable to come to grips with loss   (kptv.com) divider line 29
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2013-02-20 08:57:02 PM  
Bravo submitter
 
2013-02-20 08:58:48 PM  
I guess he'll have to use his feet to shoot his girlfriend through the bathroom door.
 
2013-02-20 08:59:14 PM  
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

/Not him, apparently.
 
2013-02-20 08:59:30 PM  
Haha excellent
 
2013-02-20 08:59:38 PM  
Did they look ON THE DOOR HANDLE???!!!
 
2013-02-20 09:00:52 PM  
I'm sure passersby were happy to lend a hand, maybe finger the person who palmed the goods.  Once captured they'll knuckle under the strong arm of the law.
 
2013-02-20 09:02:26 PM  
Buster Bluth inconsolable.
 
2013-02-20 09:04:28 PM  
Well then it may be time for him to exercise his Constitutional right to bear arms!
 
2013-02-20 09:06:59 PM  
quickthrottle.com

Not amused
 
2013-02-20 09:08:49 PM  
So the cops are taking a hands off approach?
 
2013-02-20 09:09:06 PM  
He might be able to come to grips with the loss if he could just lay a finger on the thief.
 
2013-02-20 09:12:15 PM  
*shakes tiny f...* oh, wait
 
2013-02-20 09:17:35 PM  
If I ever found someone who stole prosthetic arms from a kid, I would offer him more than a pawn shop would because I need two for my eight-foot tall robot costume. I also need a little head.
 
2013-02-20 09:19:23 PM  
fraser.typepad.com

/sympathizes
 
2013-02-20 09:20:25 PM  
Stealing from a handicap man, now that is low-handed.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:40 PM  
I hope they nail the guy who did it and not just give him a slap on the wrist. The long arm of the law will get him for sure. Then the victim should sue and I hope he gets a five digit damage award.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:54 PM  

Texas Gabe: I hope they nail the guy who did it and not just give him a slap on the wrist. The long arm of the law will get him for sure. Then the victim should sue and I hope he gets a five digit damage award.


Who knows? He might get fisted in prison.

/something something five-finger discount...
 
2013-02-20 09:32:01 PM  
He didn't ask for this.
 
2013-02-20 09:35:54 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-20 09:45:46 PM  
And that's why you always leave a note...
 
2013-02-20 09:47:03 PM  
Ever since I lost my leg to MRSA I tell people I am a foot short(er), but the are usually stumped as to what I mean.


/Some call me "Ilene".
//Don't make me hop after you!
///When I say I have 3 legs, I mean 2 of them are the left ones
 
2013-02-20 10:12:04 PM  
Don't worry, Oscar: Kate Walker will get them back.
 
2013-02-20 10:15:15 PM  

Dear Jerk: If I ever found someone who stole prosthetic arms from a kid, I would offer him more than a pawn shop would because I need two for my eight-foot tall robot costume. I also need a little head.


I'm assuming the two are unrelated.
 
2013-02-20 10:24:45 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-02-20 10:45:58 PM  
imagemacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-20 11:25:35 PM  
Boo, hiss, subby.

=^D
 
2013-02-21 01:25:54 AM  
I'm going to hell for laughing at the headline, and those terrible (funny) pictures.....
 
2013-02-21 04:41:13 AM  
I'm seriously wondering: How in the world does someone with two prosthetic hands put them on and take them off? Why would you ever take them off?!

Lee451: Ever since I lost my leg to MRSA I tell people I am a foot short(er), but the are usually stumped as to what I mean.


Sorry to hear about the leg. Do you wear a prosthetic?
 
2013-02-21 08:50:15 AM  
Yes, I have one and a spare. It is not uncomfortable but I am glad to take it off.
 
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