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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   "The good news: Special K is totally free of horse meat. The bad news: it's totally full of broken glass"   (deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line 8
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2013-02-20 10:32:28 PM
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MrHappyRotter: I just ate a bowl of Special K Strawberry and now that I have several large gashes in my mouth and esophagus I'm starting to bleed uncontrollably as I wait for the ambulance to arrive.


Psh. You just have horrific dental hygiene and you're an alcoholic.

Go home, your drunk.
2013-02-20 10:08:10 PM
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Shadow Blasko: SpdrJay: Cue Jagged Metal Krusty-O pic!

You must be 12.

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I expected this thread to be done in one.
2013-02-20 10:02:27 PM
1 votes:
I just finished off a bowl of Special K Strawberry + Chocolate, and I can safely confirm that I have no glass.

I can also confirm that 1% milk is delicious.
2013-02-20 09:48:42 PM
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I'd always assumed that a small piece of glass would be gently handled by mucous membranes and peristalsis all the way through the digestive tract.  Recently,though, my therapist told me, anecdotally, that he'd swallowed a piece of glass once, and it went through most of the way -- until it reached his rectum, where it stopped and gouged a hole, and surgery was required.
2013-02-20 09:31:33 PM
1 votes:

SpdrJay: Cue Jagged Metal Krusty-O pic!


You must be 12.

www.cigarnightonline.com
2013-02-20 09:28:09 PM
1 votes:
Cue Jagged Metal Krusty-O pic!
2013-02-20 09:27:57 PM
1 votes:
Lean Cuisine, and now this? Massive internal bleeding must be the new weight loss craze.

Still less painful than cutting out carbs.
2013-02-20 08:56:25 PM
1 votes:
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