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(Death and Taxes Magazine)   "The good news: Special K is totally free of horse meat. The bad news: it's totally full of broken glass"   (deathandtaxesmag.com) divider line 32
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2013-02-20 08:55:42 PM  
You were the sweetest thing that I ever knew
But I don't care for Sugar Crisp if I can't have you
Since I opened the box
My whole life has crashed
What have you done, Special K?
Cause it feels just like I'm munching on broken glass
 
2013-02-20 08:56:25 PM  
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2013-02-20 09:27:57 PM  
Lean Cuisine, and now this? Massive internal bleeding must be the new weight loss craze.

Still less painful than cutting out carbs.
 
2013-02-20 09:28:01 PM  
That's earth-shattering news.
 
2013-02-20 09:28:09 PM  
Cue Jagged Metal Krusty-O pic!
 
2013-02-20 09:28:53 PM  
Why did you think they stay relatively crunchy in milk longer than other cereal.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:09 PM  
I'd rather spend eternity eating sharves of Special K than spend one more minute with you.
 
2013-02-20 09:31:33 PM  

SpdrJay: Cue Jagged Metal Krusty-O pic!


You must be 12.

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2013-02-20 09:31:52 PM  
Now with extra roughage!
 
2013-02-20 09:48:21 PM  
Yet they still haven't recalled Capt Crunch....
 
2013-02-20 09:48:42 PM  
I'd always assumed that a small piece of glass would be gently handled by mucous membranes and peristalsis all the way through the digestive tract.  Recently,though, my therapist told me, anecdotally, that he'd swallowed a piece of glass once, and it went through most of the way -- until it reached his rectum, where it stopped and gouged a hole, and surgery was required.
 
2013-02-20 09:49:10 PM  
Meh.  Broken glass -- I know people who've paid to see a guy eat that stuff raw.  What's the big deal? You're now getting the opportunity to make some money on the side by getting people to pay to watch you eat cereal!  You should be thanking Kellogg for the glass.
 
2013-02-20 09:49:38 PM  

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I'll see you and raise you.
 
2013-02-20 09:49:50 PM  
The funny thing is that my kid just finished a box of the Special K with red berries, and he didn't complain much. Probably because he does not chew.
 
2013-02-20 09:55:49 PM  
The K stands for KILLER.
Killer cereal? Cereal killer?
 
2013-02-20 09:56:09 PM  

KarmicDisaster: The funny thing is that my kid just finished a box of the Special K with red berries, and he didn't complain much. Probably because he does not chew.


This cereal chews itself.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:33 PM  
I had not even considered meat-flavored breakfast cereals until this headline, but broken glass is always a poor nutritional choice.
 
2013-02-20 10:02:27 PM  
I just finished off a bowl of Special K Strawberry + Chocolate, and I can safely confirm that I have no glass.

I can also confirm that 1% milk is delicious.
 
2013-02-20 10:08:10 PM  

Shadow Blasko: SpdrJay: Cue Jagged Metal Krusty-O pic!

You must be 12.

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I expected this thread to be done in one.
 
2013-02-20 10:09:21 PM  
I just ate a bowl of Special K Strawberry and now that I have several large gashes in my mouth and esophagus I'm starting to bleed uncontrollably as I wait for the ambulance to arrive.
 
2013-02-20 10:20:14 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I just ate a bowl of Special K Strawberry and now that I have several large gashes in my mouth and esophagus I'm starting to bleed uncontrollably as I wait for the ambulance to arrive.


So the headline is right. Good to know.
 
2013-02-20 10:30:21 PM  
Irwin Mainway is selling ketamine?

/dnrtfa
 
2013-02-20 10:32:28 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I just ate a bowl of Special K Strawberry and now that I have several large gashes in my mouth and esophagus I'm starting to bleed uncontrollably as I wait for the ambulance to arrive.


Psh. You just have horrific dental hygiene and you're an alcoholic.

Go home, your drunk.
 
2013-02-20 10:35:58 PM  
Is it organic glass?
 
2013-02-20 10:43:56 PM  

BronyMedic: MrHappyRotter: I just ate a bowl of Special K Strawberry and now that I have several large gashes in my mouth and esophagus I'm starting to bleed uncontrollably as I wait for the ambulance to arrive.

Psh. You just have horrific dental hygiene and you're an alcoholic.

Go home, your drunk.


My drunk what?
 
2013-02-20 11:14:36 PM  
Well I have confirmed that eating glass is zero calories.
 
2013-02-20 11:15:28 PM  
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2013-02-20 11:24:38 PM  
In other news, the Stay-Put Socks are full of glue!
 
2013-02-20 11:43:51 PM  
Well now I know what the special part is.
 
2013-02-21 03:46:35 AM  

KStDrew: Is it organic glass?


Of course not, it doesn't even likely contain any carbon.
Seriously though, and I don't recommend it, but it is possible to eat glass. You have to chew it for quite awhile until it becomes like sand.
 
2013-02-21 10:20:02 AM  

Walker: The K stands for KILLER.
Killer cereal? Cereal killer?



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2013-02-21 01:18:02 PM  
Miranda, that cereal just isn't holy anymore.
 
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