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(WWSB ABC 7)   What kind of world do we live in when a man can't sit on his couch and scratch his balls without his girlfriend yelling at him?   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 50
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2013-02-20 08:33:04 PM
I think we know -


www.bundyology.com
 
2013-02-20 08:45:56 PM
a world where there is a Florida?
 
2013-02-20 08:47:11 PM
Ow my b@lls
 
2013-02-20 08:47:20 PM
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

"Happy Days"?

No, the worst.
 
2013-02-20 08:47:36 PM
Well, biatch, he wouldn't be scratching his ball if you hadn't given him crabs, now would he?
 
2013-02-20 08:49:26 PM
Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!
 
2013-02-20 08:50:02 PM
Was it in the pants or outside the pants? There's a huge difference. In the pants, sure, gross at the dinner table. Outside the pants? She's just being a biatch.
 
2013-02-20 08:50:30 PM
Honestly, that seems like the sort of story one of the farkers here would have to relate.
 
2013-02-20 08:50:39 PM
She complains and initiates a confrontation, and he goes to jail. And people wonder why I'm single. I'll happily remain single and happy in my own home. I'm not going to jail tonight because some woman wants drama.
 
2013-02-20 08:53:52 PM

RatMaster999: Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!


There isn't really any evidence that is the case. He claims she punched him, she says she didn't, and he has no injuries consistent with getting punched. I'm not saying his story is impossible, but it has no substantiation, and he has ample reason to lie.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:11 PM
Not only do balls itch, but they itch so inconsistantly.
 
2013-02-20 08:54:41 PM

elvisaintdead: I think we know -


[www.bundyology.com image 512x384]


Done in one...

/+1
 
2013-02-20 08:55:59 PM

RatMaster999: Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!


Of course.  A penis is an automatic arresting if the broad wants that to happen.
 
2013-02-20 08:58:39 PM
He was arrested for a scratch.

Was he scratching his balls before he ate his dinner, why was she
 
2013-02-20 08:59:35 PM

sycraft: RatMaster999: Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!

There isn't really any evidence that is the case. He claims she punched him, she says she didn't, and he has no injuries consistent with getting punched. I'm not saying his story is impossible, but it has no substantiation, and he has ample reason to lie.


And a scratched ankle means she got pushed?
 
2013-02-20 08:59:46 PM

WhyKnot: He was arrested for a scratch.

Was he scratching his balls before he ate his dinner, why was she


Doh!

..the only one eating dinner at 3pm?
 
2013-02-20 09:03:04 PM
I guess the honeymoon is over then...
 
2013-02-20 09:05:42 PM
They aren't gonna scratch themselves
 
2013-02-20 09:11:12 PM
Yeah, that's what it was, officer. "Scratching." That's the ticket.
 
2013-02-20 09:12:45 PM

skwerl: She complains and initiates a confrontation, and he goes to jail. And people wonder why I'm single. I'll happily remain single and happy in my own home. I'm not going to jail tonight because some woman wants drama.


*fist bump, bro*
 
2013-02-20 09:14:46 PM
I scratch balls and records before dinner
 
2013-02-20 09:16:50 PM
I'd jerk the income out of that house so fast.
 
2013-02-20 09:19:15 PM
Jesus. That is some scary shiat right there. Not the kind of world I want to live in.  A man in his own home needs to be free to scratch.  I would throw that biatch out on the street faster than she could blink.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:26 PM
I would like to wish these two the best of luck, because you know they will be together for a long time.
 
2013-02-20 09:23:40 PM
Ron Howard looks different.  Did he shave?
 
2013-02-20 09:25:48 PM
Why wasn't she scratching his balls for him?
 
2013-02-20 09:27:42 PM

sycraft: There isn't really any evidence that is the case. He claims she punched him, she says she didn't, and he has no injuries consistent with getting punched. I'm not saying his story is impossible, but it has no substantiation, and he has ample reason to lie.



And she doesn't have reason to lie?

If she didn't tell police that she got shoved, then at worst she could be arrested on the same charge, at best she would have to stay somewhere else for the night. But as long as she portrays him as the aggressor (regardless of who threw the first punch), he automatically goes to jail and she gets to stay home.
 
2013-02-20 09:40:31 PM
 
2013-02-20 09:45:35 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Y'All Are Brutalizin' Me


Came for Ronnie Dobbs, leaving happy :)
 
2013-02-20 09:48:39 PM
If you're gonna get arrested because a woman lies, You really should not only be scratching your balls, but getting the taint and all up in the crack of your ass, too.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:47 PM

sycraft: RatMaster999: Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!

There isn't really any evidence that is the case. He claims she punched him, she says she didn't, and he has no injuries consistent with getting punched. I'm not saying his story is impossible, but it has no substantiation, and he has ample reason to lie.


Misandrist!!! she is obviously the liar
 
2013-02-20 09:57:34 PM
The biatchy and Scratchy Show.
 
2013-02-20 10:00:15 PM
gosh darn filter wrecked my joke.
 
2013-02-20 10:03:20 PM

grokca: The biatchy and Scratchy Show.


I laughed way too hard at that.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:35 PM
In a study of 25,000 people almost 24% of all relationships had some violence, and half (49.7%) of those were reciprocally violent. In non-reciprocally violent relationships, women were the perpetrators in more than 70% of the cases.

13,601 university students participated in the International Dating Violence Study in 32 nations. The results in the first part of this paper show that almost a third of the female as well as male students physically assaulted a dating partner in the 12 month study period, and that the most frequent pattern was mutuality in violence, i.e. both were violent, followed by "female-only" violence. Violence by only the male partner was the least frequent pattern according to both male and female participants.

So most of the time women cause the problem, but 95% of the time the male gets the blame

now THAT'S equality
 
2013-02-20 10:49:07 PM
That's it. I'm going to Kickstart Sandy-shields For Men.

It's a pad that fits inside your boxers. Adhesive backed sand paper. Comes in various grits for light or heavy days.

/It's got wings...you gotta see it!
 
2013-02-20 11:00:32 PM
If my balls itch, I will scratch them. Don't like it, too bad; get out biatch.

OhioUGrad: So most of the time women cause the problem, but 95% of the time the male gets the blame

 I've never hit a woman, but simply put, I bite. I've been smacked once, the second attempt resulted in a nasty bite on her wrist.


/Angry fingers near the face means they may be forfeit.

 
2013-02-20 11:02:27 PM

steadyb: Ow my b@lls


Did Mr. T. eat them?
 
2013-02-20 11:04:59 PM

WhyKnot: WhyKnot: He was arrested for a scratch.

Was he scratching his balls before he ate his dinner, why was she

Doh!

..the only one eating dinner at 3pm?


Dinner is lunch is some parts of the country. Supper is the evening meal.
 
2013-02-20 11:18:57 PM

sycraft: RatMaster999: Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!

There isn't really any evidence that is the case. He claims she punched him, she says she didn't, and he has no injuries consistent with getting punched. I'm not saying his story is impossible, but it has no substantiation, and he has ample reason to lie.


Of course he has no injuries.   She hits like a girl.
 
2013-02-20 11:52:29 PM
iF SCRATCHING YOUR BALLS IS WRONG...i DON'T WANT TO BE RIGHT
 
2013-02-21 12:07:38 AM

Yogimus: I would like to wish these two the best of luck, because you know they will be together for a long time.


Sadly. And the cops will be getting these kinds of calls on a regular basis.

Wonder what HER blood-alcohol level was?
 
2013-02-21 12:52:11 AM
All he did was scratch his balls and she got her panties in a snit? Lord. Turn in your woman card, honey. Men scratch their balls. It is not worth getting upset about.
 
2013-02-21 04:59:19 AM

the ha ha guy: And she doesn't have reason to lie? If she didn't tell police that she got shoved, then at worst she could be arrested on the same charge, at best she would have to stay somewhere else for the night. But as long as she portrays him as the aggressor (regardless of who threw the first punch), he automatically goes to jail and she gets to stay home.


He wouldn't be in jail if he hadn't pushed her. I'm not saying he was the aggressor necessarily, but he admitted it.

RatMaster999: sycraft: RatMaster999: Of course...she punches him, he gets arrested.

Feminism FTW!

There isn't really any evidence that is the case. He claims she punched him, she says she didn't, and he has no injuries consistent with getting punched. I'm not saying his story is impossible, but it has no substantiation, and he has ample reason to lie.

And a scratched ankle means she got pushed?


He admitted pushing her.

TheShavingofOccam123: That's it. I'm going to Kickstart Sandy-shields For Men. It's a pad that fits inside your boxers. Adhesive backed sand paper. Comes in various grits for light or heavy days. /It's got wings...you gotta see it!


It seems like a lot of farkers in this thread could use them. And it would help cut down on the scratching, too!
 
2013-02-21 05:41:55 AM

Abacus9: He wouldn't be in jail if he hadn't pushed her. I'm not saying he was the aggressor necessarily, but he admitted it.



And? He only admitted to pushing her out of arms reach while she was punching him. For virtually every other combination of aggressor/defender, that's called self defense, not an arrestable offense.

What should he have done? Curled up into a ball and waited for police to arrive to arrest him for hitting her foot with his head?
 
2013-02-21 06:03:52 AM

the ha ha guy: Abacus9: He wouldn't be in jail if he hadn't pushed her. I'm not saying he was the aggressor necessarily, but he admitted it.


And? He only admitted to pushing her out of arms reach while she was punching him. For virtually every other combination of aggressor/defender, that's called self defense, not an arrestable offense.

What should he have done? Curled up into a ball and waited for police to arrive to arrest him for hitting her foot with his head?


He says she punched him, she says she didn't, and there's no evidence that she did. They both agree that he pushed her, hard enough for her to sustain an injury, however minor. The cops probably construed that as battery.
 
2013-02-21 06:20:33 AM

Abacus9: They both agree that he pushed her, hard enough for her to sustain an injury, however minor



Because it's impossible for a cut to come from anything but a shove?

If the situations were reversed, if he were shoved and had a cut to prove it, and she were punched but had no proof, do you honestly think she would be the one going to jail?
 
2013-02-21 06:53:24 AM

the ha ha guy: Abacus9: They both agree that he pushed her, hard enough for her to sustain an injury, however minor


Because it's impossible for a cut to come from anything but a shove?

If the situations were reversed, if he were shoved and had a cut to prove it, and she were punched but had no proof, do you honestly think she would be the one going to jail?


He didn't deny causing the cut. And yes, she would be the one arrested if the situation were reversed.
 
2013-02-21 08:34:28 AM
What's for dinner, Hon, meatballs?
 
2013-02-21 12:43:43 PM
Over 12 hours and this hasn't been posted yet?

Fark, I am disappoint.
 
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