MutantMotherMouse: John Buck 41: If you weigh 500 pounds you have no business leaving your home. Go be fat somewhere else. Like home.The real story is how he ever left home. Seriously? How? Is his front door a garage bay door? What does a 500 lb person drive/ride?
Bastard Toadflax: So, just to be sure... we're all OK with using his weight to hate him even more?
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