John Buck 41: If you weigh 500 pounds you have no business leaving your home. Go be fat somewhere else. Like home.
WordsnCollision: Gillman was on a motorized scooter when he allegedly planned to steal electronics and safes, according to authorities./wait, what??
Clock Spider Jerusalem: This is what happens when we have a large subspecies of humans that are evolving without a sense of dignity or shame. They're just like animals. They'd poop on the ground in front of you if there wasn't a law about it.
Benderama: Anyone who has ever been to a Walmart knows what a 500 lbs man riding a motorized shopping looks like.
margarito bandito: So the fire exit was locked? Fattie deserves what he is getting but I see Walmart being a defendant in a case or two as well.
Bastard Toadflax: So, just to be sure... we're all OK with using his weight to hate him even more?
lemortede: John Buck 41: If you weigh 500 pounds you have no business leaving your home. Go be fat somewhere else. Like home.^^This./Fat man//I can move under my own power though.///Trying really hard to get it all off. Lost 75# so far.
Oldiron_79: Call me when him and his twin are making a getaway on minibikes.
FunkOut: Benderama: Anyone who has ever been to a Walmart knows what a 500 lbs man riding a motorized shopping looks like.It's a bit different in Canada. It's basically a regular store here.
MutantMotherMouse: John Buck 41: If you weigh 500 pounds you have no business leaving your home. Go be fat somewhere else. Like home.The real story is how he ever left home. Seriously? How? Is his front door a garage bay door? What does a 500 lb person drive/ride?
Gadflypaper: Oldiron_79: Call me when him and his twin are making a getaway on minibikes.My grandparents had a Guinness Book of World Records with those two in it, back in the 70's./csb
mr intrepid: I suppose a foot chase is out of the question, right?
Misidea: As a former Wal-mart loss prevention associate, I'm getting a kick./Saw some weird stuff during my stint, but this takes the cake.
Egalitarian: Misidea: As a former Wal-mart loss prevention associate, I'm getting a kick./Saw some weird stuff during my stint, but this takes the cake.CSS time:I worked at Walmart as a teenager. One time, a woman tried to scam me, trying to take a large inflatable pool toy through the register line without paying. She said something like "My brother has the receipt. I'm trying to find him. But you see, I have a dead eye." I was polite but thinking, OK one-eye, let's see this brother with the receipt.I also had a customer who appeared to have been partially decapitated and her head perched precariously on her neck, with little pieces of tape holding it on. I shiat you not, this woman had a continuous horizontal scar where I could see the front of her throat, and there were little pieces of some kind of striated tape sitting vertically over the scar, spaced at even intervals. She tried to hold her head down to hide it, hence the odd head angle. She was with a guy, I wondered if he was the author of that scar and whether he forced her to go out without a high-necked shirt or scarf to hide it.\has many more appalling WalMart stories
pootsie: Whitehall, Ohio is just east of Columbus and obviously a high-class part of town
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