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(Lacrosse Tribune)   Police search suspect and find seventy-five chopsticks hidden in his pants. Subby has used chopsticks, done the math, and is pretty sure that one of those wasn't a chopstick   (lacrossetribune.com) divider line 22
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2013-02-20 09:24:37 PM  
I LOL'd.

/ still giggling
 
2013-02-20 10:06:17 PM  
Maybe there is one still unaccounted for...
 
2013-02-20 10:10:19 PM  
He was gonna build a cabin.
 
2013-02-20 10:10:48 PM  
Yeah... I bet one of them was a fork.
 
2013-02-20 10:10:50 PM  
Are those 75 chopsticks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
 
2013-02-20 10:10:57 PM  
 
2013-02-20 10:11:20 PM  
One looked like a tooth pick. Poor guy.
 
2013-02-20 10:12:26 PM  
subby has:
- used chopsticks
- done the math
- is pretty sure that one of those is not a chopstick


Subby has is pretty sure that one of those huh what?

You can't get far in life not knowing how to use the word "and".
 
2013-02-20 10:16:25 PM  
Ha ha!
 
2013-02-20 10:18:25 PM  
+1 subby

Would LOL again
 
2013-02-20 10:23:53 PM  
If you've got 75 chopsticks I feel bad for you son
 
2013-02-20 10:26:04 PM  
HOTY material there. Stands all on it's own.
 
2013-02-20 10:27:09 PM  
red5ish: If you've got 75 chopsticks I feel bad for you son

I got 75 utensils but a stick ain't one. Hit me!
 
2013-02-20 10:33:17 PM  

fusillade762: Are those 75 chopsticks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


Ha, I submitted this with exactly this as a headline.

/boner joke
 
2013-02-20 10:37:30 PM  
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2013-02-20 10:38:38 PM  
yafh.com

"There must be...57 tits up there!"
 
2013-02-20 10:48:13 PM  
Chopstick math.
 
2013-02-20 10:50:37 PM  
+1 subby

/possible candidate for HOTY?
 
2013-02-20 11:21:26 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

Hong Kong Phooey  number one super guy
 
2013-02-20 11:37:46 PM  
Still laughing.....
 
2013-02-21 12:42:33 AM  
I thought it was Chapsticks
 
2013-02-21 09:05:53 AM  
subby has:
- used chopsticks
- done the math
- is pretty sure that one of those is not a chopstick

Subby has is pretty sure that one of those huh what?

You can't get far in life not knowing how to use the word "and".


Jesus christ, seriously? This is how your mind works?
 
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