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(93.9 MIA)   "I yield my time to the Senator that fathered a child with my daughter"   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Albuquerque Journal, Domenici, New Mexico  
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5134 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Feb 2013 at 9:23 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-21 06:16:15 AM  
When he says New Mexicans, does he mean new, Mexicans?
2013-02-21 06:33:37 AM  

OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: When he says New Mexicans, does he mean new, Mexicans?

Maybe he means new New Mexicans, as opposed to old New Mexicans.  Like the old New Mexican who was underage that he banged 30 years ago.  But no banging new New Mexicans now, boy hardy, because that would be wrong and possibly illegal.  You know back in my day, we didn't frown on banging the young ones, now everybody is all CHILD RAPIST, and all that.  I mean, if they didn't want us old Senators to bang the young ones, why did God invent Viagra, am I right?
2013-02-21 06:58:02 AM  

Fista-Phobia: [ image 800x655]

I'm not sure i get the reference.
2013-02-21 07:18:55 AM  

shotglasss: Gas prices on the rise and setting records, economy in the toilet, black men are unemployed at an all time record high rate, the poor are getting poorer because their taxes were just raised, the Obammy's are on separate vacations again and spending OUR money like it's theirs....

...why should I care about this?

yeah why did Boehner let the house go on vacation when they have a sequester deadline in a week?
2013-02-21 07:26:41 AM  

missiv: This guy was married, and he's been lying to his family for 30 years? This must be small potatoes compared to his other whoppers. Where was Pete 'nasty' D. when Jimmy Hoffa came up missing?

I don't believe NOBODY in the family knew about all this for thirty years. No. Not possible. Especially with all the staffers, media, etc surrounding two U.S. Senators. SOMEONE knew. The key members of both families -- especially Laxalt -- HAD to know. And the fact that the rest of us mere taxpayers never heard about it implies a conspiracy by those who did know to cover the whole thing up. Otherwise it would all have leaked out and been in the papers long ago.

Presidents could have affairs and mistresses in the first 3/4 of the 20th century and the press would cooperate in keeping it quiet. But since Clinton? No. No way. And don't tell me this was all "nobody's business." When two powerful members of the government are involved in a cover-up of ANYTHING, it's everybody's business. Especially when it reveals them both as flagrant hypocrites.
2013-02-21 07:45:24 AM  
Rule 1: Never take the kids to the Senate Christmas party. "someone get Graham away from the dog."
2013-02-21 07:56:49 AM  

basemetal: It was 30 years ago?  Unless it was a kiddie diddling thing, I won't hold such a transgression against you if you did it thirty years ago.

/I'd hate to think of some of the stupid ass shiat I did 30 years ago
//now off my lawn

Thete may be a statute of limitations on personal acts. There is none on family values abstinence-only traditional-marriage hypocrisy.
2013-02-21 09:18:06 AM  
These guys really need to stick to farking the country and not each other's kids. It's a separation of church and state issue.
2013-02-21 10:06:15 AM  
Republican Family Values at work

/what did you expect?
//a Republican to live up to his own stated standards for others?
///will never happen.
2013-02-21 11:26:13 AM  

brandent: 0Icky0: brandent: The author of the article can't be bothered naming the other senator?  Would that be too much work?

Paul Laxalt.

I see it under the headline now but it's not in the main article.  I know it's the internet and all that but really?  How hard would it be to write an article more than half a dozen sentences.  What is this 5th grade?  And couldn't the fark modmins just not greenlight it until some kind tfer submitted a better article?

/I know I know....welcome to fark and it's not news and all that
//shamed to admit fark is my news website

It's not the 5th grade, but 93.9 is radio. That should be all the explanation you need.

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