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		"I yield my time to the Senator that fathered a child with my daughter" (939mia.com)		60
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Mrs.Sharpier		2013-02-20 09:26:23 PM

Hawkward!

basemetal		2013-02-20 09:28:00 PM

It was 30 years ago? Unless it was a kiddie diddling thing, I won't hold such a transgression against you if you did it thirty years ago.

/I'd hate to think of some of the stupid ass shiat I did 30 years ago
//now off my lawn

Nicholas D. Wolfwood		2013-02-20 09:28:17 PM

Well, I guess Republican politicians having partners of the opposite sex

Sir-Marx-A-Lot		2013-02-20 09:28:58 PM

Is an odd thing.

Nicholas D. Wolfwood		2013-02-20 09:31:01 PM

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Well, I guess Republican politicians having partners of the opposite sex

... (accidentally hit Submit, dammit)

... opposite sex (for a change) could count as a small step in the right direction.

Smeggy Smurf		2013-02-20 09:31:44 PM

Well, that's one Rapeublican that's not in the closet

rogue49		2013-02-20 09:36:21 PM

I know some that men will screw anything,
but women, at least can you have some taste instead?

/ugh

brandent		2013-02-20 09:38:40 PM

The author of the article can't be bothered naming the other senator? Would that be too much work?

0Icky0		2013-02-20 09:41:21 PM

brandent: The author of the article can't be bothered naming the other senator? Would that be too much work?

Paul Laxalt.

The Dog Ate My Homework		2013-02-20 09:41:57 PM

A heterosexual affair? RINO.

Whistling Kitty Chaser		2013-02-20 09:42:24 PM

So what does that bring the count of "senators and representatives who voted for DOMA who couldn't stay faithful in their own marriage" to?

Bender The Offender		2013-02-20 09:42:56 PM

30 years later and 5 years after he's out of office he comes clean. I'll bet he becomes the republican poster child for personal responsibility.

fusillade762		2013-02-20 09:42:58 PM

Adam Paul Laxalt

Surprised that isn't a Fark handle.

brandent		2013-02-20 09:46:57 PM

0Icky0: brandent: The author of the article can't be bothered naming the other senator? Would that be too much work?

Paul Laxalt.

I see it under the headline now but it's not in the main article. I know it's the internet and all that but really? How hard would it be to write an article more than half a dozen sentences. What is this 5th grade? And couldn't the fark modmins just not greenlight it until some kind tfer submitted a better article?

/I know I know....welcome to fark and it's not news and all that
//shamed to admit fark is my news website

Aidan		2013-02-20 09:48:10 PM

brandent: //shamed to admit fark is my news website

I had the same question and the same shame. Ain't no thang.

Although I do like newsmap.jp for a more general overview.

buzzcut73		2013-02-20 10:01:23 PM

I read somewhere else that the son was recommended to the US Naval Academy by...Domenichi and Laxalt. Good to know that those recommendations go to those that deserve them, rather than those that are somehow connected.

Are they going to revoke Domenaci's passport until he pays the 18 years of back support? I think that law was passed while he was in the Senate.

Churchy LaFemme		2013-02-20 10:03:09 PM

This story has got to be BS...

A Republic sex scandal that doesn't include Teh Gay?

/Unpossible

Doktor_Zhivago		2013-02-20 10:09:02 PM

The Dog Ate My Homework: A heterosexual affair? RINO.

And he didn't try and force her to get an abortion like that dipshiat rep from Chattanooga.

You're slipping repubs. Moar toe tapping or GTFO

doyner		2013-02-20 10:13:02 PM

Because it was sex with a woman, I swear I thought he was a Democrat when I heard the story earlier.

jaytkay		2013-02-20 10:22:36 PM

The Rapepublican party stands for VALUES!

Egalitarian		2013-02-20 10:34:14 PM

hahaha yes, a Family Values Republican, married to another woman, knocked up a young woman, who is now a Republican activist. "It was a mistake I made 30 years ago." OK for me and not for thee, I guess.

Karma Curmudgeon		2013-02-20 10:35:11 PM

In an appearance on "Larry King Live" on CNN in March 2007, she defended Domenici during a discussion about U.S. attorneys who had been fired by President George W. Bush's attorney general. One of the fired U.S. attorneys had suggested that Domenici improperly tried to influence his handling of an investigation.

Laxalt said that night: "You're attacking the integrity of someone who has been in public service for his entire lifetime, at great sacrifice, supporting no fewer than eight children and with the many sacrifices and the many contributions Senator Domenici has made, not only to the country, but to New - the state of New Mexico."

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NobleHam		2013-02-20 10:40:13 PM

"I deeply regret this and am very sorry for my behavior,"I'm sure the kid feels great that his father deeply regrets his existence.

Shrugging Atlas		2013-02-20 10:44:44 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: In an appearance on "Larry King Live" on CNN in March 2007, she defended Domenici during a discussion about U.S. attorneys who had been fired by President George W. Bush's attorney general. One of the fired U.S. attorneys had suggested that Domenici improperly tried to influence his handling of an investigation.Laxalt said that night: "You're attacking the integrity of someone who has been in public service for his entire lifetime, at great sacrifice, supporting no fewer than eight children and with the many sacrifices and the many contributions Senator Domenici has made, not only to the country, but to New - the state of New Mexico."
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Holy shiat that's awesome.

pmmal		2013-02-20 10:58:26 PM

And the mother has already chimed in with "Leave Petey alone!" as though the cheating Senator were the real victim. people of New Mexico ought to be asking for their tax money back since the Laxalt and Domenici families basically used it to finance plot development for a future HBO series...

albatros183		2013-02-20 11:00:47 PM

DNRTFA but I assume

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvcNZ-KOEcg&list=AL94UKMTqg-9A51d_um Cv NkPjg6e7fR_JR

Just prejjedecc I guess

bartink		2013-02-20 11:06:16 PM

Pics or it didn't happen, Senator.

missiv		2013-02-20 11:08:00 PM

This guy was married, and he's been lying to his family for 30 years? This must be small potatoes compared to his other whoppers. Where was Pete 'nasty' D. when Jimmy Hoffa came up missing?

shotglasss		2013-02-20 11:11:36 PM

Gas prices on the rise and setting records, economy in the toilet, black men are unemployed at an all time record high rate, the poor are getting poorer because their taxes were just raised, the Obammy's are on separate vacations again and spending OUR money like it's theirs....

...why should I care about this?

Doktor_Zhivago		2013-02-20 11:17:10 PM

shotglasss: Obammy's are on separate vacations again and spending OUR money like it's theirs....

Please tell me you're kidding...

0Icky0		2013-02-20 11:19:22 PM

shotglasss: ...why should I care about this?

I don't know. Why do you touch yourself in public?
When Republicans stop caring about our private lives, we can stop caring about theirs.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2013-02-20 11:20:31 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: shotglasss: Obammy's are on separate vacations again and spending OUR money like it's theirs....

Please tell me you're kidding...

he's a retard, what are you expecting?

hiwoman		2013-02-20 11:27:19 PM

NobleHam: "I deeply regret this and am very sorry for my behavior,"I'm sure the kid feels great that his father deeply regrets his existence.

My thoughts exactly

12349876		2013-02-20 11:29:35 PM

shotglasss: Obammy's are on separate vacations again

They might as well vacation when the House is on their ~~constituent work week~~ vacation

Hector Remarkable		2013-02-20 11:35:35 PM

Love child, never meant to be
Love child, scorned by society
Love child, always second best
Love child, different from the rest

Love child, love child
Never quite as good
Afraid, ashamed, misunderstood
But I'll always love you
I'll always love you

Forbidden Doughnut		2013-02-20 11:37:39 PM

The Dog Ate My Homework: A heterosexual affair? RINO.

At least within the GOP, there seems to be a wide stance in regards to personal mores...

doobiebrother		2013-02-20 11:54:15 PM

do as i say not as i do, in fact just shut the hell up and bend over new mexico/nearest piece of ass.
arrrgh! splat. yeah whatever, peace out!

Fista-Phobia		2013-02-21 12:01:20 AM

Kevin72		2013-02-21 12:27:00 AM

Who's your daddy Domenici? Senator Laxalt. He's technically your father-in-law.

The Bruce Dickinson		2013-02-21 12:27:53 AM

Kevin72		2013-02-21 12:32:16 AM

Doktor_Zhivago: shotglasss: Obammy's are on separate vacations again and spending OUR money like it's theirs....
...

Should he take Michelle to his golfing? To his White House basketball games? The toilet when it's that time?

nobodyUwannaknow		2013-02-21 12:49:18 AM

Since there are no babbies, we never hear about republican senators farking each other's sons. Especially not 30 years later.

coeyagi		2013-02-21 12:50:37 AM

Coming soon to a channel near you:

Wife Swap: Senator Edition.

Bigdogdaddy		2013-02-21 12:58:33 AM

shotglasss: Obammy's ...why should I care about this?

I've heard of thread shiatters, but you're more of a thread farter.

PapaChester		2013-02-21 02:03:09 AM

A Republican known as a family man fathering a secret child with a mistress? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?

The sexual deviant is always more honest than the "honest" man.

AverageAmericanGuy		2013-02-21 02:13:34 AM

Did he lie about it under oath while being sued for sexual harassment?

No? Then no big deal.

cptjeff		2013-02-21 02:17:46 AM

PapaChester: The sexual deviant is always more honest than the "honest" man.

I wouldn't call a male going after young, hot women a "sexual deviant", exactly.

Poison Appleseeds		2013-02-21 03:36:18 AM

I wouldn't have much respect for a Senator who couldn't get some pussy on the side.

Bigdogdaddy		2013-02-21 04:08:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Did he lie about it under oath while being sued for sexual harassment?

No? Then no big deal.

Yet, the grandfather of his child was also in congress so, coverup?