OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.
ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job. No matter what you guys thought at 14.
I_Am_Weasel: She's innocent! Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.[blog.blueion.com image 570x354]"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
BarkingUnicorn: I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.
boinkingbill: Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians. The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.You go girl!
Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good. If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.
puffy999: *looks at picture of woman*Jesus...[i.imgur.com image 358x465]"You said it, mang. NOBODY human would fark that shiat."
ultraholland: Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dogThe rapey dog.
sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar her a collar.
The One True TheDavid: lantawa:Every dog has its day.Are you bragging or complaining?
Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back: http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781Years?! The booking date is only 6 months ago...Meth is hell of a drug!
I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.Perhaps that is why she shot it./I'm a bad person.
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