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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull   (lvrj.com) divider line 70
    More: Sick, Kara Vandereyk, animal control, Clark County  
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2013-02-20 09:05:34 PM  
12 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.


Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.
2013-02-20 10:01:48 PM  
9 votes:
Kristen Stewart has really let herself go...score a point for Team Jacob though.
2013-02-20 08:36:44 PM  
9 votes:
Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.
2013-02-20 08:27:16 PM  
9 votes:
Proof that pitbulls are lovers, not fighters.
2013-02-20 09:25:39 PM  
8 votes:
cdn2.mamapop.com

/Standards, I haz em.
2013-02-20 08:58:48 PM  
8 votes:
Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.
2013-02-20 08:43:21 PM  
8 votes:
media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.

Therapey dog
2013-02-20 08:59:32 PM  
6 votes:
Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dog

The rapey dog.
2013-02-20 09:30:32 PM  
5 votes:
media.lvrj.comupload.wikimedia.org
2013-02-20 09:55:48 PM  
4 votes:
media.lvrj.com

She likes it ruff.
2013-02-20 09:04:09 PM  
4 votes:
The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.
2013-02-20 08:52:39 PM  
4 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com


Who am I to judge a woman's taste?
2013-02-20 08:48:46 PM  
4 votes:
She's innocent!  Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

blog.blueion.com

"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
2013-02-20 08:26:47 PM  
4 votes:
I didn't realise that pit bulls were a lap dog.
2013-02-20 06:50:33 PM  
4 votes:
That poor dog.
2013-02-20 11:06:53 PM  
3 votes:
Her MilkBones bring all the boys to the yard.

/damn right
2013-02-20 10:23:49 PM  
3 votes:
Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own..
2013-02-20 09:38:45 PM  
3 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.


fc09.deviantart.net
2013-02-21 12:34:25 AM  
2 votes:
She looks like Lindsey Lohan on a good day... Five years ago.
2013-02-20 10:47:51 PM  
2 votes:
doglifetraining.com
2013-02-20 10:44:53 PM  
2 votes:
img689.imageshack.us

She was begging for it.
2013-02-20 10:27:35 PM  
2 votes:
She was the best the dog could get at the time.
2013-02-20 10:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
cbswzgc.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-20 10:10:48 PM  
2 votes:

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-20 09:48:44 PM  
2 votes:
Animal control officers took the dog.

In a biblical way?
2013-02-20 09:33:31 PM  
2 votes:
From the comments on the article...

"As a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs. Treatments can last decades and thanks to a wasteful government and a more popular give mentality of citizens, financially helping such sick individuals isn't feasible.Remember when those opposing gay marriage said, what's next people marrying their dog? Well apparently they were not that far off target. Who would have thought that this was a serious argument."

I see what you did there and I love it.

/can't tell if it was on purpose or just bad spelling
//don't care either way
2013-02-20 09:31:02 PM  
2 votes:

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


i.imgur.com
2013-02-20 09:29:26 PM  
2 votes:
Your dog wants fish???
2013-02-20 09:25:33 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: She's innocent!  Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[blog.blueion.com image 570x354]

"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."


Randy Quaid made that movie.  I lol'd
2013-02-20 09:24:06 PM  
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.


www.behindthevoiceactors.com

I know rite?
2013-02-20 08:36:51 PM  
2 votes:
"Kara Vandereyk, 23, was booked on a charge of open or gross lewdness..."

More gross than open, but that's just my opinion.
2013-02-20 08:03:01 PM  
2 votes:
Other reports are saying it was in the back yard. Either way, that neighbor probably doesn't want the clothes back.
2013-02-20 06:47:42 PM  
2 votes:
I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.
2013-02-21 10:57:19 AM  
1 votes:

boinkingbill: Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians.  The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.

You go girl!


You travel in some unusual circles.
2013-02-21 09:58:49 AM  
1 votes:
Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians.  The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.

You go girl!
2013-02-21 09:21:04 AM  
1 votes:
Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".
2013-02-21 03:37:59 AM  
1 votes:
So, she's a dog.
i212.photobucket.com
2013-02-21 03:20:59 AM  
1 votes:

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.


Same girl, mugshot from Sept. 1, 2012:

www.mugshotsonline.com
2013-02-21 01:06:17 AM  
1 votes:
Meh. It's knot so bad.

Also...

NSFW Link
2013-02-21 12:42:15 AM  
1 votes:
Is the dog OK? Is the there a fund to which I may donate to get the dog some needed counselling?
2013-02-20 11:59:05 PM  
1 votes:
When will america let animal lovers marry?
2013-02-20 11:52:56 PM  
1 votes:
Whatever, she just like it's doggy style.
2013-02-20 11:51:46 PM  
1 votes:
Three one dog night.
2013-02-20 11:40:04 PM  
1 votes:
media.lvrj.com

i392.photobucket.com


Alexi's fallen on hard times.
2013-02-20 11:27:05 PM  
1 votes:

puffy999: *looks at picture of woman*

Jesus...

[i.imgur.com image 358x465]

"You said it, mang. NOBODY human would fark that shiat."


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dztpJ2ck1r2jdrto1_500.jpg
2013-02-20 11:25:07 PM  
1 votes:

ultraholland: Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dog

The rapey dog.


Is he a Funke Pit Bull?
2013-02-20 11:23:20 PM  
1 votes:

sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar her a collar.

2013-02-20 11:14:06 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: lantawa:

Every dog has its day.

Are you bragging or complaining?


Scratching. It's just not my day.
2013-02-20 11:08:44 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said.

She could be a time traveler. Maybe she is from the year 257878 when dogs take over earth and kill off all the men.


No probably not.
2013-02-20 11:07:45 PM  
1 votes:
Geez, Kristen Stewart has really let herself go. And when did she dye her hair blonde?
2013-02-20 11:05:43 PM  
1 votes:
Face down ass up, thats the way she likes to rut.
2013-02-20 10:58:33 PM  
1 votes:
img607.imageshack.us
2013-02-20 10:47:14 PM  
1 votes:
Every dog has its day.
2013-02-20 10:21:28 PM  
1 votes:

Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!


THIS. Stay off the meths kids.
My dog just farted next to me and that is a thousand times better than anything in this story. No really, she just farted.
2013-02-20 10:16:33 PM  
1 votes:
So... Everyone Everything is getting laid except me.
2013-02-20 10:16:25 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."

Take it from me, those are not typical symptoms of Bipolar Disorder. They're not even typical of being a totally wack fruitcake. They might, however, have something to do with some drugs, a stroke or other brain injury, or maybe even putting a cop on just for fun.

"But officer, you can't take me to jail! I don't even know who the Kenyan Muslim socialist President is!"

But then I could be wrong, given that no week goes by without somebody making me seem whole and normal by comparison. It's a damn shame too: if this shiat keeps spreading who'll pay the taxes that support my pimply ass?
2013-02-20 10:15:45 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Well, not you...

media.lvrj.com
2013-02-20 10:12:18 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.

Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
2013-02-20 10:06:43 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: [media.lvrj.com image 238x280]

Meth, F*ck Yeah!


That's the roughest looking pit bull I've sever seen.
2013-02-20 09:47:57 PM  
1 votes:
After seeing her mugshot I would advised the pit bull to claim it was rape.
2013-02-20 09:44:01 PM  
1 votes:
Doggie didn't know do not stick your dick in the crazy.
2013-02-20 09:42:24 PM  
1 votes:
Why did the article have a picture of the pitbull and not the woman?
2013-02-20 09:27:16 PM  
1 votes:

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

img204.imageshack.us
2013-02-20 09:26:51 PM  
1 votes:
FTFC:

Joe Sea Feb. 20, 2013 | 5:13 p.m. Report AbuseAs a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs.


Some times more than others, eh?
2013-02-20 09:25:41 PM  
1 votes:
Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.
2013-02-20 09:23:56 PM  
1 votes:
No way would I have sex with that woman.....

unless I was drunk
2013-02-20 09:23:40 PM  
1 votes:
I hope I'm never as desperate as that poor dog.
2013-02-20 09:22:55 PM  
1 votes:
Yo dawg, I heard you like.....

OMFG!! Nevermind!
2013-02-20 09:22:32 PM  
1 votes:
I thought this was a story about my 7th grade PE teacher she kind of looked like a pit bull.
2013-02-20 06:57:24 PM  
1 votes:
Meth is a hell of a drug
 
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