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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull   (lvrj.com) divider line 207
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2013-02-20 06:47:42 PM  
I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.
 
2013-02-20 06:50:33 PM  
That poor dog.
 
2013-02-20 06:57:24 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-02-20 08:03:01 PM  
Other reports are saying it was in the back yard. Either way, that neighbor probably doesn't want the clothes back.
 
2013-02-20 08:26:47 PM  
I didn't realise that pit bulls were a lap dog.
 
2013-02-20 08:27:16 PM  
Proof that pitbulls are lovers, not fighters.
 
2013-02-20 08:29:30 PM  
mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!
/It makes stupid look smart.
 
2013-02-20 08:33:40 PM  

NewportBarGuy: That poor dog.

 
2013-02-20 08:36:44 PM  
Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.
 
2013-02-20 08:36:51 PM  
"Kara Vandereyk, 23, was booked on a charge of open or gross lewdness..."

More gross than open, but that's just my opinion.
 
2013-02-20 08:38:19 PM  
Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there, even though in this case I wish it had.
 
2013-02-20 08:43:21 PM  
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.

Therapey dog
 
2013-02-20 08:48:46 PM  
She's innocent!  Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

blog.blueion.com

"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
 
2013-02-20 08:52:39 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com


Who am I to judge a woman's taste?
 
2013-02-20 08:58:48 PM  
Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.
 
2013-02-20 08:59:32 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dog

The rapey dog.
 
2013-02-20 09:04:09 PM  
The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.
 
2013-02-20 09:05:34 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.


Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.
 
2013-02-20 09:19:54 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.
 
2013-02-20 09:20:08 PM  
"Duh-duh da duh duh duuuuh... METH!"
 
2013-02-20 09:21:11 PM  
Lev 18:23
 
2013-02-20 09:22:05 PM  
Just no to Meth.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:05 PM  
That's a ruff sitation.

dletter: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x233]


Who am I to judge a woman's taste?


DALE! DALE!

/fark you, señor Pitbull
 
2013-02-20 09:22:32 PM  
I thought this was a story about my 7th grade PE teacher she kind of looked like a pit bull.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:55 PM  
Yo dawg, I heard you like.....

OMFG!! Nevermind!
 
2013-02-20 09:23:18 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: [media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 180x278]


Who's that? Reverse GIS is useless...
 
2013-02-20 09:23:25 PM  
media.lvrj.com

Meth, F*ck Yeah!
 
2013-02-20 09:23:32 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.
Therapey dog


This reminds me of the therapist from squidbillies; no one ever sees the space between the e and the r.

/ poor dog; probably scared for life
 
2013-02-20 09:23:40 PM  
I hope I'm never as desperate as that poor dog.
 
2013-02-20 09:23:56 PM  
No way would I have sex with that woman.....

unless I was drunk
 
2013-02-20 09:24:00 PM  
Back yard?
 
2013-02-20 09:24:06 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.


www.behindthevoiceactors.com

I know rite?
 
2013-02-20 09:24:08 PM  
YUCK

/her not the dog
 
2013-02-20 09:24:32 PM  
*looks at picture of woman*

Jesus...

i.imgur.com

"You said it, mang. NOBODY human would fark that shiat."
 
2013-02-20 09:25:33 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: She's innocent!  Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[blog.blueion.com image 570x354]

"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."


Randy Quaid made that movie.  I lol'd
 
2013-02-20 09:25:38 PM  

SpdrJay: Yo dawg, I heard you like.....

OMFG!! Nevermind!


Yo dawg, I heard you like dawgs, so I put a dog in your you so you can bow wow wow when it yippie yo yippie yays.
 
2013-02-20 09:25:39 PM  
cdn2.mamapop.com

/Standards, I haz em.
 
2013-02-20 09:25:41 PM  
Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.
 
2013-02-20 09:26:51 PM  
FTFC:

Joe Sea Feb. 20, 2013 | 5:13 p.m. Report AbuseAs a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs.


Some times more than others, eh?
 
2013-02-20 09:27:15 PM  
Why would anything want to have sex with that biatch?
 
2013-02-20 09:27:16 PM  

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

img204.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-20 09:29:26 PM  
Your dog wants fish???
 
2013-02-20 09:29:28 PM  
We've all heard of dog lovers, we just didn't know it meant all THAT.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:22 PM  
Meh, a Las Vegas girl with North Las Vegas desires.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:32 PM  
media.lvrj.comupload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-20 09:31:02 PM  

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 09:31:38 PM  

CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

[img204.imageshack.us image 320x240]


Does it count if they're unconscious?
 
2013-02-20 09:31:40 PM  

CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!


Sex by proxy? Krieger; is that you ?

/ virtual girlfriend FTW
 
2013-02-20 09:33:31 PM  
From the comments on the article...

"As a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs. Treatments can last decades and thanks to a wasteful government and a more popular give mentality of citizens, financially helping such sick individuals isn't feasible.Remember when those opposing gay marriage said, what's next people marrying their dog? Well apparently they were not that far off target. Who would have thought that this was a serious argument."

I see what you did there and I love it.

/can't tell if it was on purpose or just bad spelling
//don't care either way
 
2013-02-20 09:33:42 PM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


Came to say this.


ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


Depends on your definition of "is".
 
2013-02-20 09:35:10 PM  
from the mug shot it looks like just a case of two dogs doing the wild thing.At least one of them was ugly.
 
2013-02-20 09:37:34 PM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


Methface an 23 makes up for it a tad, though.
 
2013-02-20 09:38:06 PM  
 
2013-02-20 09:38:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.


fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-20 09:39:20 PM  

DanTheMan1024: From the comments on the article...

"As a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs. Treatments can last decades and thanks to a wasteful government and a more popular give mentality of citizens, financially helping such sick individuals isn't feasible.Remember when those opposing gay marriage said, what's next people marrying their dog? Well apparently they were not that far off target. Who would have thought that this was a serious argument."

I see what you did there and I love it.

/can't tell if it was on purpose or just bad spelling
//don't care either way


Can it be both? No, probably not.

/still LOL'd
 
2013-02-20 09:39:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth is a hell of a drug

 
2013-02-20 09:39:51 PM  
I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.
 
2013-02-20 09:40:01 PM  
 
2013-02-20 09:40:06 PM  
When asked about the incident, Fido said "She can be a real biatch."
 
2013-02-20 09:41:41 PM  
Domestic abuse is terrible. I can't believe she still had sex with him after he mangled her face all up like that!
 
2013-02-20 09:42:08 PM  
 
2013-02-20 09:42:14 PM  
Your dog wants steak tuna.

/mmm, tuna steaks
 
2013-02-20 09:42:24 PM  
Why did the article have a picture of the pitbull and not the woman?
 
2013-02-20 09:42:47 PM  
static.tumblr.com


"You're the most shot-out 23 year old I've ever seen."

/is 21
//would not bang
///regardless of pit bull buttsex
 
2013-02-20 09:42:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth is a hell of a drug

 
2013-02-20 09:43:29 PM  
She needs some medical care.
 
2013-02-20 09:44:01 PM  
Doggie didn't know do not stick your dick in the crazy.
 
2013-02-20 09:44:48 PM  
She looks like a lovely, wholesome woman.  I bet she was merely checking that animal for cancer, and the whole thing's been blown out of proportion.  We should stick to the facts at hand before we publicly convict her of a crime she allegedly may or may not have committed.
 
2013-02-20 09:46:06 PM  
BOW WOW chicka wow wow!
 
2013-02-20 09:47:46 PM  

Delay: She needs some medical mental care.


Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.
 
2013-02-20 09:47:57 PM  
After seeing her mugshot I would advised the pit bull to claim it was rape.
 
2013-02-20 09:48:16 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 09:48:44 PM  
Animal control officers took the dog.

In a biblical way?
 
2013-02-20 09:50:30 PM  
Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.
 
2013-02-20 09:51:52 PM  
What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, that is unless it gets reported in the newspaper.
 
2013-02-20 09:52:09 PM  

MrHappyRotter: ...allegedly may or may not have committed


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 09:52:39 PM  
I'm sure she had two great parents.
 
2013-02-20 09:52:57 PM  
newspaper.li

BARK LIKE A DOG FOR ME
 
2013-02-20 09:54:06 PM  
But the dog can totally hit your car for drugs, a la SCOTUS.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: That poor dog.


Done in two.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:51 PM  
media.lvrj.com
 
2013-02-20 09:55:42 PM  
23?  What is that, in base 24?
 
2013-02-20 09:55:48 PM  
media.lvrj.com

She likes it ruff.
 
2013-02-20 09:57:22 PM  
th04.deviantart.net

You make me sick.

iheartscotch: CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

Sex by proxy? Krieger; is that you ?

/ virtual girlfriend FTW


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-20 09:58:45 PM  

Supes: Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.


Well, if she laid off the meth, the crazy actually might go away.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:04 PM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


I remember that thread. It was as WTF? as it gets.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:21 PM  
Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2013-02-20 10:01:48 PM  
Kristen Stewart has really let herself go...score a point for Team Jacob though.
 
2013-02-20 10:04:59 PM  

NightOwl2255: Delay: She needs some medical mental care.

Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.


Exactly. Much as I enjoy mocking, well, most everything, this is not funny. I hope she gets some decent mental health care.

/on a side note, she wouldn't look half bad if she laid off the meth.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:08 PM  

fusillade762: Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.

Came to say this.


ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Depends on your definition of "is".


Here, sugar... have a cigar !
 
2013-02-20 10:05:37 PM  

CygnusDarius: That's a ruff sitation.

dletter: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x233]


Who am I to judge a woman's taste?

DALE! DALE!

/fark you, señor Pitbull


Yes, exactly!
 
2013-02-20 10:05:41 PM  

Supes: Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.


www.movieactors.com

I bet she does
 
2013-02-20 10:05:49 PM  

sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar.


Maybe, but I'm double-bagging it, and only getting oral. Also, I'm going to need a discount.
 
2013-02-20 10:06:43 PM  

basemetal: [media.lvrj.com image 238x280]

Meth, F*ck Yeah!


That's the roughest looking pit bull I've sever seen.
 
2013-02-20 10:07:23 PM  

WordsnCollision: /Standards, I haz em.


Do you think I'd be good enough for her?

/standards, I don't have them
 
2013-02-20 10:07:49 PM  

Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781


Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!
 
2013-02-20 10:10:32 PM  

NightOwl2255: Delay: She needs some medical mental care.

Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.


I see too much of this. There is usually parental neglect and what limited attention is abuse. With a modest amount of care everything can turn around. Without it she won't last two years. Unfortunately in the US she would be better off having cancer.
 
2013-02-20 10:10:48 PM  

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 10:12:18 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.

Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-20 10:13:27 PM  
At least the dog wasn't dead.
I guess she likes rough sex.
I hope her school keeps her out of the lab.
 
2013-02-20 10:14:02 PM  
I have a strange urge to listen to come on Eileen.
 
2013-02-20 10:15:21 PM  

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-02-20 10:15:45 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Well, not you...

media.lvrj.com
 
2013-02-20 10:16:25 PM  
FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."

Take it from me, those are not typical symptoms of Bipolar Disorder. They're not even typical of being a totally wack fruitcake. They might, however, have something to do with some drugs, a stroke or other brain injury, or maybe even putting a cop on just for fun.

"But officer, you can't take me to jail! I don't even know who the Kenyan Muslim socialist President is!"

But then I could be wrong, given that no week goes by without somebody making me seem whole and normal by comparison. It's a damn shame too: if this shiat keeps spreading who'll pay the taxes that support my pimply ass?
 
2013-02-20 10:16:33 PM  
So... Everyone Everything is getting laid except me.
 
2013-02-20 10:16:34 PM  
cbswzgc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-20 10:16:54 PM  
Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"
 
2013-02-20 10:17:54 PM  
She would also actually look pretty cute if she wasn't on meth and had a bit of makeup on.
 
2013-02-20 10:21:28 PM  

Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!


THIS. Stay off the meths kids.
My dog just farted next to me and that is a thousand times better than anything in this story. No really, she just farted.
 
2013-02-20 10:22:16 PM  

Electrify: WordsnCollision:

/Standards, I haz em.

Do you think I'd be good enough for her?

/standards, I don't have them


If you feel moist hot breath on your neck that's me waiting in line. Yeah, that's the ticket, just waiting in line.

Although I'm less desperate than I was at age 16, I swear.
 
2013-02-20 10:23:49 PM  
Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own..
 
2013-02-20 10:24:05 PM  

Fallout Boy: She would also actually look pretty cute if she wasn't on meth and had a bit of makeup on.


and wasn't touching a dog in a sexual way.
 
2013-02-20 10:25:33 PM  
 
2013-02-20 10:27:35 PM  
She was the best the dog could get at the time.
 
2013-02-20 10:30:53 PM  

jackmalice: Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own..


Andrew Dice Clay FTW. We're done here. Whatever happened to him? Didn't he find Jeebus or something?
 
2013-02-20 10:34:32 PM  
There's a Kara Vandereyk on Facebook. This is her profile photo:

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net


By the way, I don't usually like makeup on women except for non-domestic drama like Halloween. What this chick needs is rehab and sleep.
 
2013-02-20 10:35:45 PM  
Poor dog. :(
 
2013-02-20 10:41:01 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!

THIS. Stay off the meths kids.
My dog just farted next to me and that is a thousand times better than anything in this story. No really, she just farted.


Yeah, right... blame it on the dog. Probably going to eat you homework next.

fromthierryshead.com
 
2013-02-20 10:41:03 PM  
Not her first roundup.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com. /utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk/61081781

/faces of meth entry in play
 
2013-02-20 10:41:19 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Other reports are saying it was in the back yard. Either way, that neighbor probably doesn't want the clothes back.


Gotta make my mind up, which yard can I take?
 
2013-02-20 10:43:54 PM  

cygnusx13: Not her first roundup.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com. /utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk/61081781

/faces of meth entry in play


wow, she's quite the keeper... as in Keep Her in Jail!!!
 
2013-02-20 10:43:54 PM  

The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."


I know his name. I just have a hard time believing so many dumb farks REelected him (much less the first time) and that any sane person would think he's doing a good job.
 
2013-02-20 10:44:53 PM  
img689.imageshack.us

She was begging for it.
 
2013-02-20 10:46:09 PM  

John Buck 41: The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."

I know his name. I just have a hard time believing so many dumb farks REelected him (much less the first time) and that any sane person would think he's doing a good job.


0/10
 
2013-02-20 10:46:11 PM  
At the risk of being "Welcome to Fark"ed I really feel for this person.  What the hell happened to her in her life that she conjures up the most heinous way to relinquish all, ALL of her humility and self of respect to become a local laughing stock.

fark, I can't begin to think of what the hell she's going/been through.
 
2013-02-20 10:47:14 PM  
Every dog has its day.
 
2013-02-20 10:47:51 PM  
doglifetraining.com
 
2013-02-20 10:48:24 PM  

swingerofbirches: Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"


Or picking the wrong drug to abuse.

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"


Without prurient titillation us Farkers would have nothing to do on a slow news day.

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-20 10:58:09 PM  
As a rule, I never consider the person/critter doing the penetrating as "the victim".

In this case, I may make an exception. Gahhhhh meth-mouth....
 
2013-02-20 10:58:33 PM  
img607.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-20 11:00:45 PM  
The One True TheDavid:

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

Hey! That photo showed on Preview. I'll try again:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-20 11:01:06 PM  
faithfulprovisions.com
 
2013-02-20 11:03:34 PM  

The One True TheDavid: The One True TheDavid:

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

Hey! That photo showed on Preview. I'll try again:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 187x176]


I give up. The photo showed a bald odd-looking middle-aged man, who presumably would not elicit such tender concern about his life being ruined by such an article.

Of course I could be wrong: EIP!!!!
 
2013-02-20 11:03:43 PM  

The One True TheDavid: swingerofbirches: Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

Or picking the wrong drug to abuse.

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"

Without prurient titillation us Farkers would have nothing to do on a slow news day.

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

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To your first point, I agree. I clicked and read.

To the second, my empathy would be the same. I have mental illness and haven't done anything like that before, but I've had panic attacks in public in the days before people videotaped strangers and put it on the Internet. So my empathy is really born out of selfishness. I'd like to think that if I ever freaked out someone would help me rather than further hurt me by causing me to have the trauma of becoming infamous over such a low moment in one's life. I mean think of the issues she needed to work on before this came out. This just adds another layer. It truly doesn't have to do with gender/age in this case.
 
2013-02-20 11:04:31 PM  
lantawa:

Every dog has its day.

Are you bragging or complaining?
 
2013-02-20 11:05:43 PM  
Face down ass up, thats the way she likes to rut.
 
2013-02-20 11:06:53 PM  
Her MilkBones bring all the boys to the yard.

/damn right
 
2013-02-20 11:07:45 PM  
Geez, Kristen Stewart has really let herself go. And when did she dye her hair blonde?
 
2013-02-20 11:08:44 PM  
FTA: She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said.

She could be a time traveler. Maybe she is from the year 257878 when dogs take over earth and kill off all the men.


No probably not.
 
2013-02-20 11:09:05 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth


Pretty much what I came in here to say.
 
2013-02-20 11:14:06 PM  

The One True TheDavid: lantawa:

Every dog has its day.

Are you bragging or complaining?


Scratching. It's just not my day.
 
2013-02-20 11:23:20 PM  

sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar her a collar.

 
2013-02-20 11:25:07 PM  

ultraholland: Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dog

The rapey dog.


Is he a Funke Pit Bull?
 
2013-02-20 11:25:14 PM  

swingerofbirches: Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"


Oh that's nice. And then "Anders Brevik's bombing and shooting rampage kills 77 people" can become "Man arrested for displaying symptoms of an undiagnosed personality disorder ." Can I be a part of your fake world? It sounds much nicer.
 
2013-02-20 11:26:41 PM  

Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!


so, she's available?
 
2013-02-20 11:27:05 PM  

puffy999: *looks at picture of woman*

Jesus...

[i.imgur.com image 358x465]

"You said it, mang. NOBODY human would fark that shiat."


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dztpJ2ck1r2jdrto1_500.jpg
 
2013-02-20 11:32:28 PM  
I don't see how not knowing your name or what year it is has anything to do with bipolar. It seems like every time some stupid, crazy biatch/dick does something retarded, they blame it on bipolar. Even on TV shows and stuff people blame all mental illness on bipolar, probably because they have no idea what the fark is it in the first place and just think it must be some terrible thing that makes you completely insane. It's farking stupid.

No I am not bipolar, but my girlfriend is. And she never forgets her name or what year it is, or who happens to be the president. That has nothing to do with bipolar. That has more to do with this crazy biatch being on meth and/or just lying to police so she doesn't seem like a crazy weirdo. The latter probably being true. Because you know, the word of a women who just tried to fark a dog is 100% trustworthy.
 
2013-02-20 11:33:14 PM  

Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781


Well, apart from the lazy eye.
 
2013-02-20 11:34:21 PM  
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippe yay!
 
2013-02-20 11:40:04 PM  
media.lvrj.com

i392.photobucket.com


Alexi's fallen on hard times.
 
2013-02-20 11:46:45 PM  

tonguedepressor: At the risk of being "Welcome to Fark"ed I really feel for this person.  What the hell happened to her in her life that she conjures up the most heinous way to relinquish all, ALL of her humility and self of respect to become a local laughing stock.

fark, I can't begin to think of what the hell she's going/been through.


She gets arrested for minor stuff.

Sept 1, 2012 St George UT. - outstanding warrant
November 11, 2012 Las Vegas NV - jaywalking

She needs at least two weeks in an RTC, a diagnosis and intervention.
 
2013-02-20 11:47:48 PM  
She has just the right configuration of meth sores where I pondered for a second whether she had meth sores or whether my screen was dirty.

/It was both
//Also, doing the pitbull would be nicer, safer, and probably a lot more fun than my ex.
 
2013-02-20 11:49:29 PM  
But no one would post this story if it wasn't a pit bull because everyone picks on pit bulls and they're mean nasty racists who discriminate against my cute little puppy-wuppy who wouldn't hurt a fly and besides poodles are more dangerous because they bite too!1!!1

(/troll)
 
2013-02-20 11:51:46 PM  
Three one dog night.
 
2013-02-20 11:52:56 PM  
Whatever, she just like it's doggy style.
 
2013-02-20 11:57:06 PM  

jedikinkoid: But no one would post this story if it wasn't a pit bull because everyone picks on pit bulls and they're mean nasty racists who discriminate against my cute little puppy-wuppy who wouldn't hurt a fly and besides poodles are more dangerous because they bite too!1!!1

(/troll)


This time it was the other end of the dog that's at issue.


/issue
//hehehe
 
2013-02-20 11:59:05 PM  
When will america let animal lovers marry?
 
2013-02-21 12:01:36 AM  
A face only a canine could love.
media.lvrj.com

Well, maybe not "love" love. I doubt the dog will even call her in the morning.
 
2013-02-21 12:10:22 AM  

browntimmy: swingerofbirches:

Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"

Oh that's nice. And then "Anders Brevik's bombing and shooting rampage kills 77 people" can become "Man arrested for displaying symptoms of an undiagnosed personality disorder ." Can I be a part of your fake world? It sounds much nicer.


One difference is this woman didn't kill or even hurt anybody. The article doesn't even say the dog looked disturbed by the attention.
 
2013-02-21 12:14:41 AM  
Vector R:

//Also, doing the pitbull would be nicer, safer, and probably a lot more fun than my ex.

It is.
 
2013-02-21 12:16:55 AM  
farking republicans.
 
2013-02-21 12:26:35 AM  
That chicks so skanky I wouldn't fark her with a dog's di......nevermind
 
2013-02-21 12:34:25 AM  
She looks like Lindsey Lohan on a good day... Five years ago.
 
2013-02-21 12:36:38 AM  
OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?

and the very thought of that is about as gross as it gets.
 
2013-02-21 12:37:37 AM  

Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781


A few years? Hell, the mugshot you provided was from September 2012. Meth will kill her soon at the rate she's going.

/wouldn't touch her
//even with a dog's dick
 
2013-02-21 12:42:15 AM  
Is the dog OK? Is the there a fund to which I may donate to get the dog some needed counselling?
 
2013-02-21 12:49:09 AM  

Brick-House: OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?

and the very thought of that is about as gross as it gets.


Thanks for that image, sheesh
 
2013-02-21 01:06:17 AM  
Meh. It's knot so bad.

Also...

NSFW Link
 
2013-02-21 01:06:36 AM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


Glad to know I'm not the only one thinking similar...
 
2013-02-21 01:13:40 AM  
Man, I would tie that woman up lock her in a room and shove a vi...

I mean, yeah, meth is bad.

/Open sores on the face just mean she can take some punishment.
 
2013-02-21 01:28:49 AM  

Supes: Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.



She's got some meth face going. Gis for her, and you'll find some pictures before. She could get over it, but she's got to lay off the drugs. Yeah, getting rid of the open sores and caring about her appearance would go a long way.
 
2013-02-21 01:44:16 AM  

nmemkha: Is the dog OK? Is the there a fund to which I may donate to get the dog some needed counselling?


Amen - That poor dog!!
 
2013-02-21 02:06:14 AM  

Brick-House: OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?


Mikes harder blueberry lemonade is hard to clean off of a monitor. Thanks for reminding me of that
 
2013-02-21 02:12:33 AM  
www.iconsoffright.com

... well?
 
2013-02-21 02:17:22 AM  
so when will they show the Picture of the 23 year old girl?
 
2013-02-21 02:28:29 AM  

vicejay: Well, at least the dog was alive.

Remember this gem? I can't find the original Fark thread.

Kuch, 46, pleaded guilty to sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting and obstructing police. Smith argued that the crime "had no real victim."  Bay County Circuit Judge Joseph K. Sheeran disagreed.  "What about the teacher walking down the nature trail who comes upon a man having ... sex with a dead dog?" Sheeran asked.


A classic thread. It's also the gift that keeps on giving if you're a sick person (eg TFer) in need of a laugh.
 
2013-02-21 02:34:07 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 02:58:32 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.

Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.


Perhaps the smartest, funniest comment I have ever read on Fark.
 
2013-02-21 03:15:15 AM  

Oldiron_79: Lev 18:23


The KJV ends, "It is confusion."  Seems the author was ambivalent about bestiality, while homosexuality was definitely "abomination."
 
2013-02-21 03:20:59 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.


Same girl, mugshot from Sept. 1, 2012:

www.mugshotsonline.com
 
2013-02-21 03:30:35 AM  

banandar123: Three one dog night.


11:00 a.m.. is closer to a Dog Day Afternoon.
 
2013-02-21 03:37:59 AM  
So, she's a dog.
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 03:54:31 AM  
At least TFA shows a picture of the pit bull.
 
2013-02-21 05:49:40 AM  
23?

That is a hard 23.
 
2013-02-21 07:23:02 AM  

Marine1: [static.tumblr.com image 850x355]


"You're the most shot-out 23 year old I've ever seen."

/is 21
//would not bang
///regardless of pit bull buttsex


You don't know how vaginas work do you?
 
2013-02-21 07:58:47 AM  

dv-ous: Because People in power are Stupid: [media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 180x278]

Who's that? Reverse GIS is useless...


Found it quickly with GIS. Her Facebook profile is closed now.
 
2013-02-21 08:22:21 AM  
Whats she look like

*sees picture*

.... woof
 
2013-02-21 09:04:18 AM  
Who's da biatch?
 
2013-02-21 09:07:45 AM  
Pretty sure that's Wendy from Breaking Bad.
 
2013-02-21 09:17:59 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.

Same girl, mugshot from Sept. 1, 2012:

[www.mugshotsonline.com image 270x341]


Her face is SO wide o_____o
 
2013-02-21 09:21:04 AM  
Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".
 
2013-02-21 09:25:23 AM  
"So, did your owner bring you here to get neutered?"

"No, she brought me in to get my nails clipped."
 
2013-02-21 09:43:40 AM  

willfullyobscure: Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".


I am sure it was common for the lower class to rumor that the upper class women did this...
 
2013-02-21 09:58:49 AM  
Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians.  The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.

You go girl!
 
2013-02-21 10:57:19 AM  

boinkingbill: Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians.  The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.

You go girl!


You travel in some unusual circles.
 
2013-02-21 11:00:42 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.


So you'd have no problem following dog dong eh.  Me?  I couldn't do it.
 
2013-02-21 11:50:46 AM  

abfalter: willfullyobscure: Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".

I am sure it was common for the lower class to rumor that the upper class women did this...


Porn of that era was exclusively relegated to the upper classes and the intellectual elite, and interestingly, depictions of sex with lower classes was usually depicted about on a par with sex with animals with one exception. Its actually rarer and apparently more perverted to bang the stablehand than the horse, if you go by the examples given. the exception, of course, was the ladies maids and the femmes de chambres. They were fair game for everyone in that milieu, probably because they were the most intimate of all the lower classes with the upper classes.

But, no, the lower classes certainly had their resentments and their rumours, but that wasn't reflected in the erotica of the time at all. Non factor.
 
2013-02-21 11:53:34 AM  
I think the most disturbing part of the article is that the cops showed up and she acted like nothing was wrong.
 
2013-02-21 12:30:09 PM  

Brick-House: OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?

and the very thought of that is about as gross as it gets.


Methinks that's the time to just let nature take its course. If the dog gets stuck for too long or things reach a critical juncture where he seems to be hurting Kara, maybe you could try pouring some cool water over the animal's schlong to see if that rectifies the situation. If the water calms him down, then his knot would shrink and he could pull it out of her.

That being said, I agree with zarberg that one of the freakiest things about this case is that the lady seemed unaware such an act would be considered so deviant. Either she was too wasted on drugs to give a damn (more than likely) or she's been doing it with dogs so many times that it's come to feel like something normal for her. Either way, whatta shame. As others have noticed, the woman would probably clean up pretty well if she could only quit the damn meth.

\Remember kids, lady and the tramp was just a movie.
 
2013-02-21 12:50:00 PM  
Dogy had a bore and was looking for a place to bury it.
 
2013-02-21 12:50:11 PM  
So this is what happens when the donkey gets away.
 
2013-02-21 12:52:21 PM  
The anti drug folks need to use this.
Sex with a pitbull isn't normal, but on meth it is.
 
2013-02-21 12:54:44 PM  
And when she bent over, Rover took over

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh
 
2013-02-21 01:37:47 PM  
Has anyone figured out her Fark handle yet?
 
2013-02-21 02:48:41 PM  
Two things:  A) They're not pimples, they're called meth mites.   B) Asking someone their name, location, today's date etc. has nothing to do with bipolar.  It's a very basic check to see if someone is mentally competent.  Take everything else out of the situation and fail that test, you will be given over to some kind of caretaker by the cops.
 
2013-02-21 03:31:35 PM  

Paris1127: vicejay: Well, at least the dog was alive.

Remember this gem? I can't find the original Fark thread.

Kuch, 46, pleaded guilty to sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting and obstructing police. Smith argued that the crime "had no real victim."  Bay County Circuit Judge Joseph K. Sheeran disagreed.  "What about the teacher walking down the nature trail who comes upon a man having ... sex with a dead dog?" Sheeran asked.

A classic thread. It's also the gift that keeps on giving if you're a sick person (eg TFer) in need of a laugh.


That is still one of the greatest threads ever. I wonder if  IXI JIM IXI or  WayneKer are still around?
 
2013-02-22 12:49:46 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.

Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.


Brilliant!!  Kinda soon, but brilliant.  FTA, which dog is in the picture?
 
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