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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull   (lvrj.com) divider line 207
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2013-02-20 11:46:45 PM  

tonguedepressor: At the risk of being "Welcome to Fark"ed I really feel for this person.  What the hell happened to her in her life that she conjures up the most heinous way to relinquish all, ALL of her humility and self of respect to become a local laughing stock.

fark, I can't begin to think of what the hell she's going/been through.


She gets arrested for minor stuff.

Sept 1, 2012 St George UT. - outstanding warrant
November 11, 2012 Las Vegas NV - jaywalking

She needs at least two weeks in an RTC, a diagnosis and intervention.
 
2013-02-20 11:47:48 PM  
She has just the right configuration of meth sores where I pondered for a second whether she had meth sores or whether my screen was dirty.

/It was both
//Also, doing the pitbull would be nicer, safer, and probably a lot more fun than my ex.
 
2013-02-20 11:49:29 PM  
But no one would post this story if it wasn't a pit bull because everyone picks on pit bulls and they're mean nasty racists who discriminate against my cute little puppy-wuppy who wouldn't hurt a fly and besides poodles are more dangerous because they bite too!1!!1

(/troll)
 
2013-02-20 11:51:46 PM  
Three one dog night.
 
2013-02-20 11:52:56 PM  
Whatever, she just like it's doggy style.
 
2013-02-20 11:57:06 PM  

jedikinkoid: But no one would post this story if it wasn't a pit bull because everyone picks on pit bulls and they're mean nasty racists who discriminate against my cute little puppy-wuppy who wouldn't hurt a fly and besides poodles are more dangerous because they bite too!1!!1

(/troll)


This time it was the other end of the dog that's at issue.


/issue
//hehehe
 
2013-02-20 11:59:05 PM  
When will america let animal lovers marry?
 
2013-02-21 12:01:36 AM  
A face only a canine could love.
media.lvrj.com

Well, maybe not "love" love. I doubt the dog will even call her in the morning.
 
2013-02-21 12:10:22 AM  

browntimmy: swingerofbirches:

Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"

Oh that's nice. And then "Anders Brevik's bombing and shooting rampage kills 77 people" can become "Man arrested for displaying symptoms of an undiagnosed personality disorder ." Can I be a part of your fake world? It sounds much nicer.


One difference is this woman didn't kill or even hurt anybody. The article doesn't even say the dog looked disturbed by the attention.
 
2013-02-21 12:14:41 AM  
Vector R:

//Also, doing the pitbull would be nicer, safer, and probably a lot more fun than my ex.

It is.
 
2013-02-21 12:16:55 AM  
farking republicans.
 
2013-02-21 12:26:35 AM  
That chicks so skanky I wouldn't fark her with a dog's di......nevermind
 
2013-02-21 12:34:25 AM  
She looks like Lindsey Lohan on a good day... Five years ago.
 
2013-02-21 12:36:38 AM  
OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?

and the very thought of that is about as gross as it gets.
 
2013-02-21 12:37:37 AM  

Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781


A few years? Hell, the mugshot you provided was from September 2012. Meth will kill her soon at the rate she's going.

/wouldn't touch her
//even with a dog's dick
 
2013-02-21 12:42:15 AM  
Is the dog OK? Is the there a fund to which I may donate to get the dog some needed counselling?
 
2013-02-21 12:49:09 AM  

Brick-House: OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?

and the very thought of that is about as gross as it gets.


Thanks for that image, sheesh
 
2013-02-21 01:06:17 AM  
Meh. It's knot so bad.

Also...

NSFW Link
 
2013-02-21 01:06:36 AM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


Glad to know I'm not the only one thinking similar...
 
2013-02-21 01:13:40 AM  
Man, I would tie that woman up lock her in a room and shove a vi...

I mean, yeah, meth is bad.

/Open sores on the face just mean she can take some punishment.
 
2013-02-21 01:28:49 AM  

Supes: Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.



She's got some meth face going. Gis for her, and you'll find some pictures before. She could get over it, but she's got to lay off the drugs. Yeah, getting rid of the open sores and caring about her appearance would go a long way.
 
2013-02-21 01:44:16 AM  

nmemkha: Is the dog OK? Is the there a fund to which I may donate to get the dog some needed counselling?


Amen - That poor dog!!
 
2013-02-21 02:06:14 AM  

Brick-House: OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?


Mikes harder blueberry lemonade is hard to clean off of a monitor. Thanks for reminding me of that
 
2013-02-21 02:12:33 AM  
www.iconsoffright.com

... well?
 
2013-02-21 02:17:22 AM  
so when will they show the Picture of the 23 year old girl?
 
2013-02-21 02:28:29 AM  

vicejay: Well, at least the dog was alive.

Remember this gem? I can't find the original Fark thread.

Kuch, 46, pleaded guilty to sodomy, indecent exposure and resisting and obstructing police. Smith argued that the crime "had no real victim."  Bay County Circuit Judge Joseph K. Sheeran disagreed.  "What about the teacher walking down the nature trail who comes upon a man having ... sex with a dead dog?" Sheeran asked.


A classic thread. It's also the gift that keeps on giving if you're a sick person (eg TFer) in need of a laugh.
 
2013-02-21 02:34:07 AM  
i586.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 02:58:32 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.

Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.


Perhaps the smartest, funniest comment I have ever read on Fark.
 
2013-02-21 03:15:15 AM  

Oldiron_79: Lev 18:23


The KJV ends, "It is confusion."  Seems the author was ambivalent about bestiality, while homosexuality was definitely "abomination."
 
2013-02-21 03:20:59 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.


Same girl, mugshot from Sept. 1, 2012:

www.mugshotsonline.com
 
2013-02-21 03:30:35 AM  

banandar123: Three one dog night.


11:00 a.m.. is closer to a Dog Day Afternoon.
 
2013-02-21 03:37:59 AM  
So, she's a dog.
i212.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 03:54:31 AM  
At least TFA shows a picture of the pit bull.
 
2013-02-21 05:49:40 AM  
23?

That is a hard 23.
 
2013-02-21 07:23:02 AM  

Marine1: [static.tumblr.com image 850x355]


"You're the most shot-out 23 year old I've ever seen."

/is 21
//would not bang
///regardless of pit bull buttsex


You don't know how vaginas work do you?
 
2013-02-21 07:58:47 AM  

dv-ous: Because People in power are Stupid: [media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 180x278]

Who's that? Reverse GIS is useless...


Found it quickly with GIS. Her Facebook profile is closed now.
 
2013-02-21 08:22:21 AM  
Whats she look like

*sees picture*

.... woof
 
2013-02-21 09:04:18 AM  
Who's da biatch?
 
2013-02-21 09:07:45 AM  
Pretty sure that's Wendy from Breaking Bad.
 
2013-02-21 09:17:59 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.

Same girl, mugshot from Sept. 1, 2012:

[www.mugshotsonline.com image 270x341]


Her face is SO wide o_____o
 
2013-02-21 09:21:04 AM  
Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".
 
2013-02-21 09:25:23 AM  
"So, did your owner bring you here to get neutered?"

"No, she brought me in to get my nails clipped."
 
2013-02-21 09:43:40 AM  

willfullyobscure: Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".


I am sure it was common for the lower class to rumor that the upper class women did this...
 
2013-02-21 09:58:49 AM  
Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians.  The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.

You go girl!
 
2013-02-21 10:57:19 AM  

boinkingbill: Actually dog sex is very common among lesbians.  The gerbil sex was real big with gays a while back, but I haven't heard too many stories about it lately.

You go girl!


You travel in some unusual circles.
 
2013-02-21 11:00:42 AM  

Ima4nic8or: I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.


So you'd have no problem following dog dong eh.  Me?  I couldn't do it.
 
2013-02-21 11:50:46 AM  

abfalter: willfullyobscure: Far, far more common than most people want to talk about, and it goes back a long way. In Victorian-era porn, there's a whole subgenre of this and it was a trope that upper-class women bred and trained large dogs just for this purpose. They were called "coonthounds".

I am sure it was common for the lower class to rumor that the upper class women did this...


Porn of that era was exclusively relegated to the upper classes and the intellectual elite, and interestingly, depictions of sex with lower classes was usually depicted about on a par with sex with animals with one exception. Its actually rarer and apparently more perverted to bang the stablehand than the horse, if you go by the examples given. the exception, of course, was the ladies maids and the femmes de chambres. They were fair game for everyone in that milieu, probably because they were the most intimate of all the lower classes with the upper classes.

But, no, the lower classes certainly had their resentments and their rumours, but that wasn't reflected in the erotica of the time at all. Non factor.
 
2013-02-21 11:53:34 AM  
I think the most disturbing part of the article is that the cops showed up and she acted like nothing was wrong.
 
2013-02-21 12:30:09 PM  

Brick-House: OK, so lets say the Pit Bull's Knot locks the two together... who's going to be brave enough to try to pull them apart?

and the very thought of that is about as gross as it gets.


Methinks that's the time to just let nature take its course. If the dog gets stuck for too long or things reach a critical juncture where he seems to be hurting Kara, maybe you could try pouring some cool water over the animal's schlong to see if that rectifies the situation. If the water calms him down, then his knot would shrink and he could pull it out of her.

That being said, I agree with zarberg that one of the freakiest things about this case is that the lady seemed unaware such an act would be considered so deviant. Either she was too wasted on drugs to give a damn (more than likely) or she's been doing it with dogs so many times that it's come to feel like something normal for her. Either way, whatta shame. As others have noticed, the woman would probably clean up pretty well if she could only quit the damn meth.

\Remember kids, lady and the tramp was just a movie.
 
2013-02-21 12:50:00 PM  
Dogy had a bore and was looking for a place to bury it.
 
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