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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull   (lvrj.com) divider line 207
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2013-02-20 10:14:02 PM
I have a strange urge to listen to come on Eileen.
 
2013-02-20 10:15:21 PM

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-02-20 10:15:45 PM
25.media.tumblr.com

Well, not you...

media.lvrj.com
 
2013-02-20 10:16:25 PM
FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."

Take it from me, those are not typical symptoms of Bipolar Disorder. They're not even typical of being a totally wack fruitcake. They might, however, have something to do with some drugs, a stroke or other brain injury, or maybe even putting a cop on just for fun.

"But officer, you can't take me to jail! I don't even know who the Kenyan Muslim socialist President is!"

But then I could be wrong, given that no week goes by without somebody making me seem whole and normal by comparison. It's a damn shame too: if this shiat keeps spreading who'll pay the taxes that support my pimply ass?
 
2013-02-20 10:16:33 PM
So... Everyone Everything is getting laid except me.
 
2013-02-20 10:16:34 PM
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2013-02-20 10:16:54 PM
Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"
 
2013-02-20 10:17:54 PM
She would also actually look pretty cute if she wasn't on meth and had a bit of makeup on.
 
2013-02-20 10:21:28 PM

Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!


THIS. Stay off the meths kids.
My dog just farted next to me and that is a thousand times better than anything in this story. No really, she just farted.
 
2013-02-20 10:22:16 PM

Electrify: WordsnCollision:

/Standards, I haz em.

Do you think I'd be good enough for her?

/standards, I don't have them


If you feel moist hot breath on your neck that's me waiting in line. Yeah, that's the ticket, just waiting in line.

Although I'm less desperate than I was at age 16, I swear.
 
2013-02-20 10:23:49 PM
Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own..
 
2013-02-20 10:24:05 PM

Fallout Boy: She would also actually look pretty cute if she wasn't on meth and had a bit of makeup on.


and wasn't touching a dog in a sexual way.
 
2013-02-20 10:25:33 PM
 
2013-02-20 10:27:35 PM
She was the best the dog could get at the time.
 
2013-02-20 10:30:53 PM

jackmalice: Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone.

When she bent over
Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own..


Andrew Dice Clay FTW. We're done here. Whatever happened to him? Didn't he find Jeebus or something?
 
2013-02-20 10:34:32 PM
There's a Kara Vandereyk on Facebook. This is her profile photo:

fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net


By the way, I don't usually like makeup on women except for non-domestic drama like Halloween. What this chick needs is rehab and sleep.
 
2013-02-20 10:35:45 PM
Poor dog. :(
 
2013-02-20 10:41:01 PM

Lurky McLurkerton: Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!

THIS. Stay off the meths kids.
My dog just farted next to me and that is a thousand times better than anything in this story. No really, she just farted.


Yeah, right... blame it on the dog. Probably going to eat you homework next.

fromthierryshead.com
 
2013-02-20 10:41:03 PM
Not her first roundup.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com. /utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk/61081781

/faces of meth entry in play
 
2013-02-20 10:41:19 PM

scottydoesntknow: Other reports are saying it was in the back yard. Either way, that neighbor probably doesn't want the clothes back.


Gotta make my mind up, which yard can I take?
 
2013-02-20 10:43:54 PM

cygnusx13: Not her first roundup.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com. /utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk/61081781

/faces of meth entry in play


wow, she's quite the keeper... as in Keep Her in Jail!!!
 
2013-02-20 10:43:54 PM

The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."


I know his name. I just have a hard time believing so many dumb farks REelected him (much less the first time) and that any sane person would think he's doing a good job.
 
2013-02-20 10:44:53 PM
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She was begging for it.
 
2013-02-20 10:46:09 PM

John Buck 41: The One True TheDavid: FTFA: "Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said."

I know his name. I just have a hard time believing so many dumb farks REelected him (much less the first time) and that any sane person would think he's doing a good job.


0/10
 
2013-02-20 10:46:11 PM
At the risk of being "Welcome to Fark"ed I really feel for this person.  What the hell happened to her in her life that she conjures up the most heinous way to relinquish all, ALL of her humility and self of respect to become a local laughing stock.

fark, I can't begin to think of what the hell she's going/been through.
 
2013-02-20 10:47:14 PM
Every dog has its day.
 
2013-02-20 10:47:51 PM
doglifetraining.com
 
2013-02-20 10:48:24 PM

swingerofbirches: Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"


Or picking the wrong drug to abuse.

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"


Without prurient titillation us Farkers would have nothing to do on a slow news day.

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

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2013-02-20 10:58:09 PM
As a rule, I never consider the person/critter doing the penetrating as "the victim".

In this case, I may make an exception. Gahhhhh meth-mouth....
 
2013-02-20 10:58:33 PM
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2013-02-20 11:00:45 PM
The One True TheDavid:

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

Hey! That photo showed on Preview. I'll try again:

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-02-20 11:01:06 PM
faithfulprovisions.com
 
2013-02-20 11:03:34 PM

The One True TheDavid: The One True TheDavid:

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

Hey! That photo showed on Preview. I'll try again:

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 187x176]


I give up. The photo showed a bald odd-looking middle-aged man, who presumably would not elicit such tender concern about his life being ruined by such an article.

Of course I could be wrong: EIP!!!!
 
2013-02-20 11:03:43 PM

The One True TheDavid: swingerofbirches: Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

Or picking the wrong drug to abuse.

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"

Without prurient titillation us Farkers would have nothing to do on a slow news day.

Besides, would you complain if the mentally ill person wasn't a more or less attractive young woman? Say if she looked like this (below)?

[sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 187x176]


To your first point, I agree. I clicked and read.

To the second, my empathy would be the same. I have mental illness and haven't done anything like that before, but I've had panic attacks in public in the days before people videotaped strangers and put it on the Internet. So my empathy is really born out of selfishness. I'd like to think that if I ever freaked out someone would help me rather than further hurt me by causing me to have the trauma of becoming infamous over such a low moment in one's life. I mean think of the issues she needed to work on before this came out. This just adds another layer. It truly doesn't have to do with gender/age in this case.
 
2013-02-20 11:04:31 PM
lantawa:

Every dog has its day.

Are you bragging or complaining?
 
2013-02-20 11:05:43 PM
Face down ass up, thats the way she likes to rut.
 
2013-02-20 11:06:53 PM
Her MilkBones bring all the boys to the yard.

/damn right
 
2013-02-20 11:07:45 PM
Geez, Kristen Stewart has really let herself go. And when did she dye her hair blonde?
 
2013-02-20 11:08:44 PM
FTA: She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said.

She could be a time traveler. Maybe she is from the year 257878 when dogs take over earth and kill off all the men.


No probably not.
 
2013-02-20 11:09:05 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth


Pretty much what I came in here to say.
 
2013-02-20 11:14:06 PM

The One True TheDavid: lantawa:

Every dog has its day.

Are you bragging or complaining?


Scratching. It's just not my day.
 
2013-02-20 11:23:20 PM

sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar her a collar.

 
2013-02-20 11:25:07 PM

ultraholland: Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dog

The rapey dog.


Is he a Funke Pit Bull?
 
2013-02-20 11:25:14 PM

swingerofbirches: Headline should read:

"Woman arrested for displaying symptoms of untreated mental illness"

or

"Public enjoys ruining people's lives, as does this reporter"


Oh that's nice. And then "Anders Brevik's bombing and shooting rampage kills 77 people" can become "Man arrested for displaying symptoms of an undiagnosed personality disorder ." Can I be a part of your fake world? It sounds much nicer.
 
2013-02-20 11:26:41 PM

Paka Ono: Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781

Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!


so, she's available?
 
2013-02-20 11:27:05 PM

puffy999: *looks at picture of woman*

Jesus...

[i.imgur.com image 358x465]

"You said it, mang. NOBODY human would fark that shiat."


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0dztpJ2ck1r2jdrto1_500.jpg
 
2013-02-20 11:32:28 PM
I don't see how not knowing your name or what year it is has anything to do with bipolar. It seems like every time some stupid, crazy biatch/dick does something retarded, they blame it on bipolar. Even on TV shows and stuff people blame all mental illness on bipolar, probably because they have no idea what the fark is it in the first place and just think it must be some terrible thing that makes you completely insane. It's farking stupid.

No I am not bipolar, but my girlfriend is. And she never forgets her name or what year it is, or who happens to be the president. That has nothing to do with bipolar. That has more to do with this crazy biatch being on meth and/or just lying to police so she doesn't seem like a crazy weirdo. The latter probably being true. Because you know, the word of a women who just tried to fark a dog is 100% trustworthy.
 
2013-02-20 11:33:14 PM

Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781


Well, apart from the lazy eye.
 
2013-02-20 11:34:21 PM
Bow wow wow yippie yo yippe yay!
 
2013-02-20 11:40:04 PM
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Alexi's fallen on hard times.
 
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