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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull   (lvrj.com) divider line 207
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2013-02-20 09:35:10 PM  
from the mug shot it looks like just a case of two dogs doing the wild thing.At least one of them was ugly.
 
2013-02-20 09:37:34 PM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


Methface an 23 makes up for it a tad, though.
 
2013-02-20 09:38:06 PM  
 
2013-02-20 09:38:45 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.


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2013-02-20 09:39:20 PM  

DanTheMan1024: From the comments on the article...

"As a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs. Treatments can last decades and thanks to a wasteful government and a more popular give mentality of citizens, financially helping such sick individuals isn't feasible.Remember when those opposing gay marriage said, what's next people marrying their dog? Well apparently they were not that far off target. Who would have thought that this was a serious argument."

I see what you did there and I love it.

/can't tell if it was on purpose or just bad spelling
//don't care either way


Can it be both? No, probably not.

/still LOL'd
 
2013-02-20 09:39:41 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth is a hell of a drug

 
2013-02-20 09:39:51 PM  
I bet she would actually clean up pretty good.  If she could stay off the meth for a week or two the zits would disappear. Wash the hair, get her to drink some water so her lips are not so cracked, then throw on some make up and she wouldn't look half bad.
 
2013-02-20 09:40:01 PM  
 
2013-02-20 09:40:06 PM  
When asked about the incident, Fido said "She can be a real biatch."
 
2013-02-20 09:41:41 PM  
Domestic abuse is terrible. I can't believe she still had sex with him after he mangled her face all up like that!
 
2013-02-20 09:42:08 PM  
 
2013-02-20 09:42:14 PM  
Your dog wants steak tuna.

/mmm, tuna steaks
 
2013-02-20 09:42:24 PM  
Why did the article have a picture of the pitbull and not the woman?
 
2013-02-20 09:42:47 PM  
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"You're the most shot-out 23 year old I've ever seen."

/is 21
//would not bang
///regardless of pit bull buttsex
 
2013-02-20 09:42:56 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Meth is a hell of a drug

 
2013-02-20 09:43:29 PM  
She needs some medical care.
 
2013-02-20 09:44:01 PM  
Doggie didn't know do not stick your dick in the crazy.
 
2013-02-20 09:44:48 PM  
She looks like a lovely, wholesome woman.  I bet she was merely checking that animal for cancer, and the whole thing's been blown out of proportion.  We should stick to the facts at hand before we publicly convict her of a crime she allegedly may or may not have committed.
 
2013-02-20 09:46:06 PM  
BOW WOW chicka wow wow!
 
2013-02-20 09:47:46 PM  

Delay: She needs some medical mental care.


Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.
 
2013-02-20 09:47:57 PM  
After seeing her mugshot I would advised the pit bull to claim it was rape.
 
2013-02-20 09:48:16 PM  
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2013-02-20 09:48:44 PM  
Animal control officers took the dog.

In a biblical way?
 
2013-02-20 09:50:30 PM  
Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.
 
2013-02-20 09:51:52 PM  
What happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas, that is unless it gets reported in the newspaper.
 
2013-02-20 09:52:09 PM  

MrHappyRotter: ...allegedly may or may not have committed


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2013-02-20 09:52:39 PM  
I'm sure she had two great parents.
 
2013-02-20 09:52:57 PM  
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BARK LIKE A DOG FOR ME
 
2013-02-20 09:54:06 PM  
But the dog can totally hit your car for drugs, a la SCOTUS.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: That poor dog.


Done in two.
 
2013-02-20 09:54:51 PM  
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2013-02-20 09:55:42 PM  
23?  What is that, in base 24?
 
2013-02-20 09:55:48 PM  
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She likes it ruff.
 
2013-02-20 09:57:22 PM  
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You make me sick.

iheartscotch: CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

Sex by proxy? Krieger; is that you ?

/ virtual girlfriend FTW


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2013-02-20 09:58:45 PM  

Supes: Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.


Well, if she laid off the meth, the crazy actually might go away.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:04 PM  

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


I remember that thread. It was as WTF? as it gets.
 
2013-02-20 09:59:21 PM  
Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar.
 
2013-02-20 10:01:48 PM  
Kristen Stewart has really let herself go...score a point for Team Jacob though.
 
2013-02-20 10:04:59 PM  

NightOwl2255: Delay: She needs some medical mental care.

Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.


Exactly. Much as I enjoy mocking, well, most everything, this is not funny. I hope she gets some decent mental health care.

/on a side note, she wouldn't look half bad if she laid off the meth.
 
2013-02-20 10:05:08 PM  

fusillade762: Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.

Came to say this.


ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Depends on your definition of "is".


Here, sugar... have a cigar !
 
2013-02-20 10:05:37 PM  

CygnusDarius: That's a ruff sitation.

dletter: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x233]


Who am I to judge a woman's taste?

DALE! DALE!

/fark you, señor Pitbull


Yes, exactly!
 
2013-02-20 10:05:41 PM  

Supes: Ick. And ew.

But contrary to what people are saying here, I think she'd clean up nice. A little makeup, a smile, and some nice clothes could do wonders. But regardless no matter what the wrapping looks like, the crazy wouldn't go away.


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I bet she does
 
2013-02-20 10:05:49 PM  

sweater_pups: Her sharp knees have been rounded out by years of kneeling... admit it you dirty farkers... you'd buy that for a dollar.


Maybe, but I'm double-bagging it, and only getting oral. Also, I'm going to need a discount.
 
2013-02-20 10:06:43 PM  

basemetal: [media.lvrj.com image 238x280]

Meth, F*ck Yeah!


That's the roughest looking pit bull I've sever seen.
 
2013-02-20 10:07:23 PM  

WordsnCollision: /Standards, I haz em.


Do you think I'd be good enough for her?

/standards, I don't have them
 
2013-02-20 10:07:49 PM  

Lee451: Not so bad a few years back:  http://www.mugshotsonline.com/utah/st-george/kara-elizabeth-vandereyk / 61081781


Years?!  The booking date is only 6 months ago...

Meth is hell of a drug!
 
2013-02-20 10:10:32 PM  

NightOwl2255: Delay: She needs some medical mental care.

Lots of it. I actually feel sorry for her. I can't even manage a joke.


I see too much of this. There is usually parental neglect and what limited attention is abuse. With a modest amount of care everything can turn around. Without it she won't last two years. Unfortunately in the US she would be better off having cancer.
 
2013-02-20 10:10:48 PM  

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


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2013-02-20 10:12:18 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.

Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.

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2013-02-20 10:13:27 PM  
At least the dog wasn't dead.
I guess she likes rough sex.
I hope her school keeps her out of the lab.
 
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