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(Las Vegas Review Journal)   Not news: 23-yr-old woman having sex. News: outside in her yard. Fark: with a pit bull   (lvrj.com) divider line 207
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2013-02-20 06:47:42 PM
I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.
 
2013-02-20 06:50:33 PM
That poor dog.
 
2013-02-20 06:57:24 PM
Meth is a hell of a drug
 
2013-02-20 08:03:01 PM
Other reports are saying it was in the back yard. Either way, that neighbor probably doesn't want the clothes back.
 
2013-02-20 08:26:47 PM
I didn't realise that pit bulls were a lap dog.
 
2013-02-20 08:27:16 PM
Proof that pitbulls are lovers, not fighters.
 
2013-02-20 08:29:30 PM
mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!  mEtH!
/It makes stupid look smart.
 
2013-02-20 08:33:40 PM

NewportBarGuy: That poor dog.

 
2013-02-20 08:36:44 PM
Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.
 
2013-02-20 08:36:51 PM
"Kara Vandereyk, 23, was booked on a charge of open or gross lewdness..."

More gross than open, but that's just my opinion.
 
2013-02-20 08:38:19 PM
Apparently what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there, even though in this case I wish it had.
 
2013-02-20 08:43:21 PM
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Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.

Therapey dog
 
2013-02-20 08:48:46 PM
She's innocent!  Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."
 
2013-02-20 08:52:39 PM
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Who am I to judge a woman's taste?
 
2013-02-20 08:58:48 PM
Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.
 
2013-02-20 08:59:32 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: Therapey dog

The rapey dog.
 
2013-02-20 09:04:09 PM
The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.
 
2013-02-20 09:05:34 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Mindy McCreedy's dog got off easy.


Perhaps that is why she shot it.

/I'm a bad person.
 
2013-02-20 09:19:54 PM
This thread is useless without pics.
 
2013-02-20 09:20:08 PM
"Duh-duh da duh duh duuuuh... METH!"
 
2013-02-20 09:21:11 PM
Lev 18:23
 
2013-02-20 09:22:05 PM
Just no to Meth.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:05 PM
That's a ruff sitation.

dletter: [encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 184x233]


Who am I to judge a woman's taste?


DALE! DALE!

/fark you, señor Pitbull
 
2013-02-20 09:22:32 PM
I thought this was a story about my 7th grade PE teacher she kind of looked like a pit bull.
 
2013-02-20 09:22:55 PM
Yo dawg, I heard you like.....

OMFG!! Nevermind!
 
2013-02-20 09:23:18 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com image 180x278]


Who's that? Reverse GIS is useless...
 
2013-02-20 09:23:25 PM
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Meth, F*ck Yeah!
 
2013-02-20 09:23:32 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Just a misunderstanding, he's a service dog.
Therapey dog


This reminds me of the therapist from squidbillies; no one ever sees the space between the e and the r.

/ poor dog; probably scared for life
 
2013-02-20 09:23:40 PM
I hope I'm never as desperate as that poor dog.
 
2013-02-20 09:23:56 PM
No way would I have sex with that woman.....

unless I was drunk
 
2013-02-20 09:24:00 PM
Back yard?
 
2013-02-20 09:24:06 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I might have paid to see that before I got a look at her mugshot.


www.behindthevoiceactors.com

I know rite?
 
2013-02-20 09:24:08 PM
YUCK

/her not the dog
 
2013-02-20 09:24:32 PM
*looks at picture of woman*

Jesus...

i.imgur.com

"You said it, mang. NOBODY human would fark that shiat."
 
2013-02-20 09:25:33 PM

I_Am_Weasel: She's innocent!  Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[blog.blueion.com image 570x354]

"He's cute, ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish."


Randy Quaid made that movie.  I lol'd
 
2013-02-20 09:25:38 PM

SpdrJay: Yo dawg, I heard you like.....

OMFG!! Nevermind!


Yo dawg, I heard you like dawgs, so I put a dog in your you so you can bow wow wow when it yippie yo yippie yays.
 
2013-02-20 09:25:39 PM
cdn2.mamapop.com

/Standards, I haz em.
 
2013-02-20 09:25:41 PM
Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.
 
2013-02-20 09:26:51 PM
FTFC:

Joe Sea Feb. 20, 2013 | 5:13 p.m. Report AbuseAs a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs.


Some times more than others, eh?
 
2013-02-20 09:27:15 PM
Why would anything want to have sex with that biatch?
 
2013-02-20 09:27:16 PM

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

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2013-02-20 09:29:26 PM
Your dog wants fish???
 
2013-02-20 09:29:28 PM
We've all heard of dog lovers, we just didn't know it meant all THAT.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:22 PM
Meh, a Las Vegas girl with North Las Vegas desires.
 
2013-02-20 09:30:32 PM
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2013-02-20 09:31:02 PM

ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 09:31:38 PM

CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!

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Does it count if they're unconscious?
 
2013-02-20 09:31:40 PM

CygnusDarius: ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.

Someone else touching your penis counts as sex, damn it!


Sex by proxy? Krieger; is that you ?

/ virtual girlfriend FTW
 
2013-02-20 09:33:31 PM
From the comments on the article...

"As a person that demands media accurately report everything concerning crime, this is one story I wish Mike would have left some details out, including her picture. I am in complete agreement that every city needs more mental health and drug abuse programs; unfortunately times are ruff and financially we cannot afford the costs. Treatments can last decades and thanks to a wasteful government and a more popular give mentality of citizens, financially helping such sick individuals isn't feasible.Remember when those opposing gay marriage said, what's next people marrying their dog? Well apparently they were not that far off target. Who would have thought that this was a serious argument."

I see what you did there and I love it.

/can't tell if it was on purpose or just bad spelling
//don't care either way
 
2013-02-20 09:33:42 PM

Flint Ironstag: The dog was still alive, and this wasn't outside a daycare, so it's some way short of the Fark gold standard.


Came to say this.


ramblinwreck: Not that I'm disappointed, but "having sex" doesn't not equal a hand job.  No matter what you guys thought at 14.


Depends on your definition of "is".
 
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