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(Aint-It-Cool-News)   Mark Hamill says George Lucas said that he'd have Luke, Leia, or Han killed off if the actors didn't want to return for a sequel. Luke, Leia, and Han appear to be alive and well   (aintitcool.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-21 09:51:32 PM
3 votes:

tacos4jesus: My most quoted line is always "You can't go out there, your tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker."

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/really


Still better weather than Alderaan.

posterous.com
2013-02-21 12:04:00 AM
3 votes:
"Luke, join me or you'll star in Corvette Summer."

/one of my all-time fave riffs
2013-02-20 11:14:13 PM
2 votes:
Sequels fail without Ponda Baba

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-02-20 11:12:39 PM
2 votes:
Because we all got assraped by the Prequels to the point we fart silently. Having your inner child stomped out with utter crap tends to do that.
2013-02-21 03:57:25 PM
1 votes:

Strongbeerrules: Picture, if you will, Princess Leia in a  bikini today.

Bleeeeuaaaagggghhhhh!!!


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2013-02-21 10:06:14 AM
1 votes:

Starhawk: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Damn Lucas for refusing to let that original version come out on digital media.

You mean like the DVD set that was released in 2006 that had Special Edition on one disc, and the untouched originals on the other?


Didn't you notice?  When Lucas did released those original versions on DVD, the internet exploded in rage because the were "untouched".

Fanboys will never be happy.
2013-02-21 08:53:35 AM
1 votes:
Ain't it Cool..."News" (stories that *were* actually news last week when other sites reported it)

I think that site rivals Fox News for the most misleading name, since neither site is exactly sure what constitutes "news".

"Hi folks, Harry here....last nite George Lucas called ME (yes, me!) to ask why the clock on his VCR is flashing 12:00.  Then he told ME (yes, me!) something noone (and don't say no one, or no-one.....NOONE!) else knows....he has scabbies!  Then Walt Disney called ME (yes, me!), from his freezer at Disneyland.  He said Lucas *stole* the character of Jar Jar Binks from a Mickey Mouse cartoon.  After that call I had to put on Episode 1 and rub one out, just like I used to do when I was a wee babe.  Well...perhaps I shouldn't refer to myself as 'wee'....I'm bit bigger than that...."
2013-02-21 05:07:05 AM
1 votes:

karmachameleon: Still don't believe me?  Let's do a simple test:  off the top of your head, quote 5 highly quotable lines from any of the first 3 movies.  That was easy, wasn't it?  Now, do the same for the last 3 movies.  Yeah, it's not quite the same, is it, especially when the first line that comes to my mind has something to do with not liking sand.


Okay, here's my attempt at 5 lines of greatness from the sequels:

1. "WHEEEEEEEE!!!!"  - Little Anakin

2. "Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.  "  - Jar Jar

3. "Hold me, Anakin. Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo"  - Queen Amadala

4. .......

Oh fark it, I give up. God those sequels sucked.
2013-02-21 03:59:06 AM
1 votes:

Mugato: Isn't it farked up that as a Star Wars fan from birth, I somehow don't care about this? I'm not a hater by any means. I want to care, I really do. What's wrong with me? Is it the alcohol? Because I've been drunk through and have supportive the Prequels so that's not it.


Is that why you post liberally in every single Star Wars thread that hits Fark?
2013-02-21 12:39:12 AM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: YOU WERE UNWISE TO LOWER YOUR DEFENSES!


/watching Jedi now


Yub yub motherfarker.

//In yo base, eatin' yo dudes.
2013-02-21 12:08:13 AM
1 votes:
kill them off screen like Hicks in Alien 3

I'll never forgive what they did to Bill Pullman's character in that.


Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: I wonder what it's like to be held hostage by George Lucas.


He has altered the deal. Pray he does not alter it further.
2013-02-21 12:03:23 AM
1 votes:
I for one can't wait to see an old Mark Hamill joke it up with a cgi Gungan.

Can't you just picture him cock his head to the side, smile and say 'Oh JarJar Junior!'
2013-02-20 11:34:43 PM
1 votes:
I really don't like the idea of their children being somehow destined for greatness. It's just stupid. It'd make sense to see Luke, as the head Jedi, rebuilding the order, but the rest of the main cast doesn't really make much sense. Maybe Han as a burned out, drunken old whoremonger of a warhorse, occasionally trotted out for the cameras, mourning his lost youth, wanting to relive the glory days. Leia, I don't know, Carrie Fisher's just in no way in any condition to reprise that role. Unless, after she and Han split up, she fell into a depression, fell in with the Hutts, and ate them.

The problem with having their kids in it, is that it goes totally against the original trilogy. Look at Luke's life and upbringing. He was a nobody, one of the common people, a farmboy from a backwater world. And when Han was in trouble with the Hutts, it's not like he could call his dad to bail him out, he had to deal with that shiat, to survive by his own cunning, skill, and those very few he called friend. That sort of thing isn't inherited.

New characters are really a requirement. And none of that bloodline crap. If the old characters appear at all, they should be supporting roles.
2013-02-20 11:03:39 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what it's like to be held hostage by George Lucas.
2013-02-20 09:46:56 PM
1 votes:
Isn't it farked up that as a Star Wars fan from birth, I somehow don't care about this? I'm not a hater by any means. I want to care, I really do. What's wrong with me? Is it the alcohol? Because I've been drunk through and have supportive the Prequels so that's not it.
 
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