johnnieconnie: If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak for dinner. Think about that.[i.imgur.com image 200x234]
Nabb1: It is, but it's a lot cheaper here than in Europe. And you can get higher quality meat on a par with Europe as long as you find a butcher you trust.
doglover: fark off, subby. Horse is good. Eurpope's just uptight.
mahuika: Nabb1: It is, but it's a lot cheaper here than in Europe. And you can get higher quality meat on a par with Europe as long as you find a butcher you trust.You know why it's cheaper, right? I'll give you a hint, it starts with a G and ends with an OVERNMENT HANDOUT
AverageAmericanGuy: Taste-wise, American beef is superior to European beef. Maybe it's the contaminants. So be it.
fusillade762: There is, however, plenty of evidence that many Americans are inadvertently eating a side of deadly bacteria like salmonella or e. coli with their burgers.Cook your burger thoroughly and you should be OK.
rooftop235: And why do we call it a hamburger when it's made of beef?
Matthew Keene: doglover: fark off, subby. Horse is good. Eurpope's just uptight.Try serving Flicka in the USA and see what happens.
OscarTamerz: It's incredibly easy to sterilize meat with gamma rays which is how many things from spices to drugs to medical supplies are sterilized. The whackos stop this from being done because it's scary radiation and the deaths from food infections exceed gun murders every year. And just so the vegans don't feel smug the food borne infections from fruits and vegetables exceed the food borne infections from meat every year too. Better fry up that salad if you want it to be actually healthy.
OscarTamerz: the deaths from food infections exceed gun murders every year
A Terrible Human: Matthew Keene: doglover: fark off, subby. Horse is good. Eurpope's just uptight.Try serving Flicka in the USA and see what happens.Why not try during the Kentucky Derby for maximum trolling?
Vegan Meat Popsicle: Probably because of too much regulation. And not enough guns. More guns, less regulation. That's the answer, right?/ I propose more boobies
Matthew Keene: I pick at my ass down at the supermarket, and then I touch your foods without washing my hands.
coco ebert: That's almost literally what I thought when this news broke.
Shadi: blatz514: Meat?Someone should try deep frying pink slime...
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