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(Mirror.co.uk)   Doctors discover too late there's a vas deferens between a healthy testicle and a malignant one   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 90
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2013-02-20 11:43:52 AM
That's just nuts.
 
2013-02-20 12:01:49 PM
+2
 
2013-02-20 12:22:38 PM
Well, smitty, I hate puns...but, that was pretty clever, so I proudly, yet ANGRILY award you +1.

*grumble, grumble*

/Vote Robot Nixon
 
2013-02-20 12:23:48 PM
Sigh

This is Fark. Fark is a website about funny news stories. Fark is about snark written in ENGLISH.

Take your bullshiat Latin dick sucking back to Harvard you elitist assholes.


/Self parody is the best kind of humor.
 
2013-02-20 01:06:43 PM
Another upvote from me, subby. +1
 
2013-02-20 01:32:12 PM
Pleased to give <b>submitter/b> another +1.

/Ow, my balls!
 
2013-02-20 01:32:33 PM
Expired yesterday +1.
 
2013-02-20 01:33:06 PM
Which ones are responsible for "rape" rape?
 
2013-02-20 01:33:28 PM
This is why I will always go out of my way to avoid having surgery anywhere near my genitals.

Farking doctors seem to have a knack for doing the wrong thing down there.
 
2013-02-20 01:35:05 PM
That's just NUTS; N-V-T-S, NUTS.

/ A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asked, "what's that for?" Pointing at the steering wheel. The pirate replys, "Yar, it drives me nuts"
 
2013-02-20 01:35:35 PM
that story made my boys wince a bit...
 
2013-02-20 01:35:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 01:38:15 PM
I would have written "good nut" & "bad nut" on my scrotum before going for surgery - with an indelible marker (red ink).
 
hej
2013-02-20 01:41:52 PM
As somebody who just 10 minutes ago got a phone call letting me know that I have cysts in my testicle, I'm getting a kick out of this thread...
 
2013-02-20 01:44:13 PM
We have a winner in the "balls" trifecta!
 
2013-02-20 01:44:39 PM
Annnnnnnnnnd, this is why I oppose medical malpractice award limits....
 
2013-02-20 01:44:58 PM

ANNNNNNNNNDDD this thread would not be complete without,



The pain and suffering of BigZ2K (much to Fark's amusement) Clicky pops.

img19.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-20 01:45:08 PM

hej: As somebody who just 10 minutes ago got a phone call letting me know that I have cysts in my testicle, I'm getting a kick out of this thread...


Are you going to break it up by slamming it with a phone book?
Take video. AFV might pay $10000 for that action.
 
2013-02-20 01:45:33 PM

oldfarthenry: I would have written "good nut" & "bad nut" on my scrotum before going for surgery - with an indelible marker (red ink).


I had to circle and sign my knee before surgery so that they didn't fark with the wrong one.

/crazy ass brits
 
2013-02-20 01:46:11 PM
But doc, can I still blow loads? Yes, sure, we fixed that part. Oh dear thank god, ok, no worries, I'm good.
 
2013-02-20 01:48:45 PM

ChipNASA: ANNNNNNNNNDDD this thread would not be complete without,

The pain and suffering of BigZ2K (much to Fark's amusement) Clicky pops.

[img19.imageshack.us image 640x480]


You sir, are a god amongst men.
 
2013-02-20 01:49:29 PM

usttsdw: oldfarthenry: I would have written "good nut" & "bad nut" on my scrotum before going for surgery - with an indelible marker (red ink).

I had to circle and sign my knee before surgery so that they didn't fark with the wrong one.

/crazy ass brits


I woke up from emergency leg surgery in Canuckistan with ink writing all over both legs.
The arrow pointing at my junk with "HA-HA!" beside it was kinda hurtful.
 
2013-02-20 01:52:06 PM

oldfarthenry: I would have written "good nut" & "bad nut" on my scrotum before going for surgery - with an indelible marker (red ink).


So they make the first incision and it gets covered in blood and hidden?
 
2013-02-20 01:53:18 PM
ooh, i get that joke because i listened in health class.
 
2013-02-20 01:53:35 PM

Arn_Dee: oldfarthenry: I would have written "good nut" & "bad nut" on my scrotum before going for surgery - with an indelible marker (red ink).

So they make the first incision and it gets covered in blood and hidden?


Excellent point! I better use a gold sparkle marker.
 
2013-02-20 01:54:18 PM

oldfarthenry: I would have written "good nut" & "bad nut" on my scrotum before going for surgery - with an indelible marker (red ink).


So uh, I've seen pictures of exactly this. But "testicle surgery" didn't give me what I wanted.
 
2013-02-20 01:56:52 PM

oldfarthenry: hej: As somebody who just 10 minutes ago got a phone call letting me know that I have cysts in my testicle, I'm getting a kick out of this thread...

Are you going to break it up by slamming it with a phone book?
Take video. AFV might pay $10000 for that action.


Nah, he'd lose to a cat or small child doing something adorable.
 
2013-02-20 01:57:05 PM
Well, he can now roid up and win the Tour De France 8 times.
 
2013-02-20 01:57:20 PM
Bollocks.
 
2013-02-20 01:58:13 PM
A most excellent headline with the proper use of medical terminology. +1
As to the article. That is just farking retarded. A cancerous testicle would appear just like its cancerous, with a tumor waving "hello" on it.
Dumbass surgeon.

/Healthcare worker - ret.
 
2013-02-20 01:58:39 PM
Hopefully this is not what they used....

pd.prlog.org
 
2013-02-20 02:00:30 PM
Aw nuts!
I don't blame the guy for being a little testy!
It's a real pisser that the docs pulled such a big boner!

balls
 
2013-02-20 02:04:05 PM
They got some stones to pull a boner like that.
www.threedonia.com bmj2k.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-20 02:04:26 PM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Cock-a-doodle-doo
 
2013-02-20 02:07:40 PM
I thought it was standard practice to have a patient sign their skin so hospitals couldn't be liable for a left/right mix up.
 
2013-02-20 02:08:09 PM
Did they not test it first?
 
2013-02-20 02:09:47 PM
Sorry I'm late to the back slapping, but that was awesome subby.

///Spent the last half an hour on the front porch  confounding the joe-hoe's with science. That's why I'm late.
 
2013-02-20 02:10:11 PM
Good one subby.

On a scale of one to ten, urinate.
 
2013-02-20 02:13:43 PM
Sometimes you feel you have nuts sometimes you don't.
 
2013-02-20 02:16:40 PM
Seems the doctor wasn't on top of his game and bollocksed the operation.
 
2013-02-20 02:19:51 PM
How do you fark that up?  Remove the one with the, you know, tumor on it.
 
2013-02-20 02:20:29 PM
 
2013-02-20 02:22:05 PM
Welcome to Socialized Medicine and a glance at what will be Obamacare!!!

/yup someone had to say it!
 
2013-02-20 02:23:41 PM

unitednihilists: Sorry I'm late to the back slapping, but that was awesome subby.

///Spent the last half an hour on the front porch   confounding the joe-hoe's with science. That's why I'm late.


Ah, fighting the good fight.  Thank you.
 
2013-02-20 02:25:16 PM
Doctor "now.. was it his left... or my left.. ah who cares, this is nutty to begin with...." > SNIP <
 
2013-02-20 02:29:00 PM
You know who else only had one nut?....
 
2013-02-20 02:32:08 PM
Damn you subby, I've been looking for an excuse to make that pun since High school!
 
2013-02-20 02:32:22 PM
Awesome headline subby!

/i'd give my left nut...
//has no nuts
 
2013-02-20 02:34:24 PM
stories like these give me a weird tingle in the balls and not the good kind
 
2013-02-20 02:40:50 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: You know who else only had one nut?....


That's OK, he can still keep his pimp Arm Strong.
 
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