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Subtle_Canary:Grapple: Killer Robot George Washington kicks ass! I need a small platoon of them and we could wipe out the world.
You'd still lose. Washington wasnt known for winning battles. He was known for keeping an army together long enough for the French to win it for us.
Washington didn't need to win decisive victories, he just need to keep the enemy from winning them. He was a master of logistics and troop movement which allowed him to do this very well. Also, he didn't mind killing people in their sleep on Christmas morning.
I dunno. The "george bush in a flight suit" doll is pretty damn amusing, despite being about as much of a physical oxymoron as history books remembering him as a great orator..
//I hear it includes realistic kung fu "show up to the draft office 10 years too late" action..
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