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2013-02-20 02:01:37 PM

ferretman: [fc01.deviantart.net image 540x800]


She may dress provocatively...but nah, don't think Betsy's that loose (despite the fact she psychically seduced Scott).
 
2013-02-20 02:03:26 PM

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
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... and Hawkeye and Iron Man and Hercules and...


Hah, god I loved that. XD
 
2013-02-20 02:03:40 PM
There's a scene in The Office (US) where Jim is going through conflict resolution with Dwight, and all of his pranks are being recounted while Dwight insists that it's part of a pattern of abusive behavior in which he is a victim of Jim's bullying.  

Jim says something along the lines of "you know, hearing them all in a row like that it isn't really that funny"

This list had sort of the same effect on me for some reason.
 
2013-02-20 02:05:11 PM
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2013-02-20 02:16:54 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

www.comicsbulletin.com
 
2013-02-20 02:18:47 PM

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
[arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x549]

... and Hawkeye and Iron Man and Hercules and...


Technically, it was an alternate reality She-Hulk who came to 616 Earth and slept with Juggernaut.
 
2013-02-20 02:20:53 PM
I never knew that Britney Spears was Emma Frost.

I am also at a loss as to how Marvel created such an original, enduring race as The Brood. Must have been divine muse. Those comic book writers and their fresh ideas!
 
2013-02-20 02:21:26 PM

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
[arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x549]


That was Chuck Austen.  Therefore never happened. LALALALA!!! NOT LISTENING!
 
2013-02-20 02:23:25 PM

Chagrin: Men cannot be sluts.


Oh you poor, sheltered little Farker.
 
2013-02-20 02:26:01 PM

StrikitRich: Chagrin: Men cannot be sluts.

Oh you poor, sheltered little Farker.


Who is sheltered? He's not the one who fell for a troll...
 
2013-02-20 02:32:43 PM
The whores of Sin City are slutty?

I never would have guessed that prostitutes sleep around! Thank you, Author Of TFA, for that deep insight!
 
2013-02-20 02:50:13 PM
No mention of Star Fox? I mean, his super power is inducing sluttiness. Surely that would be better than throwing Bruce Wayne on there; Aunt Harriet would never stand for it.
 
2013-02-20 02:50:29 PM

the opposite of charity is justice: [kamui.org image 664x1036]


Is this from Kevin Smith?
 
2013-02-20 03:02:40 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The whores of Sin City are slutty?

I never would have guessed that prostitutes sleep around! Thank you, Author Of TFA, for that deep insight!


The author must have put tens of minutes into that article.
 
2013-02-20 03:06:18 PM

LiquidTester: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The whores of Sin City are slutty?

I never would have guessed that prostitutes sleep around! Thank you, Author Of TFA, for that deep insight!

The author must have put tens of minutes into that article.


Other comic book manwhores, Longshot, Gambit, Daredevil, Dirty Duck...
 
2013-02-20 03:19:34 PM

KingsleyZisou: No Smurfette? Really?


"First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario... it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
 
2013-02-20 03:24:14 PM

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


Welp.  And I thought I was going to hell for laughing at the Animorphs- The Potato photoshop I found.  Thanks.
 
2013-02-20 03:27:17 PM
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2013-02-20 03:38:05 PM

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


NO!  BAD monk!
 
2013-02-20 03:45:25 PM
No love for "Cherry Poptart" .....

/at work can not google totally NSFW images......
 
2013-02-20 03:53:26 PM
No Bomb Queen?
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2013-02-20 04:05:15 PM

Latinwolf: No Bomb Queen?


Wow, kind of on the nose with that outfit.

/please tell me more
 
2013-02-20 04:20:55 PM
There was a guy who drew comics for Penthouse back in the nineties who actually did some quality work. He's fairly renowned, but his name eludes me.

A buddy told me about it, anyway.
 
2013-02-20 04:23:36 PM
i253.photobucket.comWhat no Billy from Family Circus?THIS LIST IS BULLSHIATE!
 
2013-02-20 04:24:39 PM

Latinwolf: No Bomb Queen?
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well that costume looks practical.
 
2013-02-20 04:26:44 PM

KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]


Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.
 
2013-02-20 04:32:59 PM

Bendimus_Prime: KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]

Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.


That second panel made me lulzy.

/And yes, Dick should've been on that list
//Hell he learned it from Bruce...
 
2013-02-20 04:54:45 PM
What, no Hal Jordan?
 
2013-02-20 05:03:45 PM
BattleFrenchie28: Latinwolf: No Bomb Queen?
Wow, kind of on the nose with that outfit.
/please tell me more


Actually not a superhero but a villain who eliminated all heroes from her home city and controls it.  Located in the same universe as the Savage Dragon and Spawn,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_Queen
 
2013-02-20 05:08:36 PM
Rwa2play: Bendimus_Prime: KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]
Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.
That second panel made me lulzy.
/And yes, Dick should've been on that list
//Hell he learned it from Bruce...


Am I wrong for thinking that they could have had a three way involving Starfire with Starfire as the meat?
 
2013-02-20 05:31:20 PM

Latinwolf: Am I wrong for thinking that they could have had a three way involving Starfire with Starfire as the meat towel girl?

 
2013-02-20 05:55:24 PM

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


I'm going to pretend I don't know who she is.
 
2013-02-20 05:59:56 PM
Fail list fails without Cherry Poptart, Druuna, and Martini Baton.
 
2013-02-20 06:09:31 PM
No Rapunzel?
List fail.
 
2013-02-20 06:34:37 PM
I don't get it.
 
2013-02-20 06:55:17 PM
no psylocke?  didnt they make her super slutty for scott b/c shes asian?
 
2013-02-20 07:36:23 PM
List is missing Scott Summers. How many kids has that dude had with different versions of Jean Grey?

Also, Alex Ross is farking phenomenal at doing Batman.

www.toplessrobot.com
 
2013-02-20 07:59:00 PM

H31N0US: Tanukis_Parachute: i expected this to be a sponsored link and was surprised that we could actually comment on it.

I don't click on the sponsored links. What's the point?


Is there some (SPONSORED)tag that I'm not seeing on these headlines?
 
2013-02-20 08:08:25 PM
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2013-02-20 08:09:11 PM

maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
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i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 08:10:40 PM

CSM101: List is missing Scott Summers. How many kids has that dude had with different versions of Jean Grey?


Rachel
Nathan
Stryfe but clone of Nathan
Nate but alternate reality version of Nathan made by Sinister

So technically only two
 
2013-02-20 08:36:03 PM

Fano: maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
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[i.imgur.com image 508x554]


...Does the sentence "Fill my hole, Superman," really appear in that comic?
 
2013-02-20 08:39:51 PM

Fano: maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
[the-adventurers-club.typepad.com image 381x500]

[i.imgur.com image 508x554]


Oh that was SO wrong.

/Dare I say "I'd love to fill her holes"?
//Nah
///She'd probably rip me into a million pieces
 
2013-02-20 08:40:27 PM

Latinwolf: Rwa2play: Bendimus_Prime: KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]
Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.
That second panel made me lulzy.
/And yes, Dick should've been on that list
//Hell he learned it from Bruce...

Am I wrong for thinking that they could have had a three way involving Starfire with Starfire as the meat?


Ummm...no comment.
 
2013-02-20 08:41:15 PM

CSM101: List is missing Scott Summers. How many kids has that dude had with different versions of Jean Grey?

Also, Alex Ross is farking phenomenal at doing Batman.

[www.toplessrobot.com image 500x333]


Alex Ross is just that damn good.
 
2013-02-20 09:11:36 PM
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Not Impressed
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2013-02-20 09:16:14 PM

IrieTom: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x550]
Not Impressed
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Do they have Futurama comic books? Even if they did, I don't think Zapp would qualify. A slut actually has to, you know, have sex. Zapp isn't exactly a ladies man. The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.
 
2013-02-20 09:50:32 PM

rickycal78: The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.


Leelas mom...
 
2013-02-20 09:51:52 PM

mikefinch: rickycal78: The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.

Leelas mom...


Really? I vaguely remember he was going to marry her, but I don't remember him actually scoring with her. Wonder if that season is on Netflix yet...
 
2013-02-20 09:53:58 PM
List only needs to be two items long.  2. Rob Liefeld.  1. Anybody who still pays Rob Liefeld.
 
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