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2013-02-20 09:33:41 AM  
Wicked Wanda would whip your ass for missing her.
 
2013-02-20 11:43:31 AM  
They got number one right, for sure. Except where's Starfox? The dude's superpower was psychic roofies.
 
2013-02-20 11:43:58 AM  
Stacy X woefully absent from list.
 
2013-02-20 11:45:28 AM  
It's not news, it's make believe sex... on FARK.  How fitting.

/fark farking?
 
2013-02-20 11:46:01 AM  
FTFA: "If that's the case, then what if he suddenly knocks up Selina Kyle on top of it? "

I'm guessing this guy doesn't read many comic books.  Huntress has been around for a loooong time.
 
2013-02-20 11:50:10 AM  
kamui.org
 
2013-02-20 11:53:53 AM  
She-Hulk.  That is all.
 
2013-02-20 11:58:51 AM  
Batman with that stuffed codpiece and black rubber nipples surely deserves some kinda mention.
 
2013-02-20 12:00:44 PM  
They're not slutty, they're just asking for it.

/oh look, another one of "those" articles.
 
2013-02-20 12:02:10 PM  

Trocadero: They got number one right, for sure. Except where's Starfox? The dude's superpower was psychic roofies.


Totally agree
 
2013-02-20 12:07:59 PM  
media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-20 12:13:19 PM  
Hey, as long as they're not married, they can have all the sex they want!
 
2013-02-20 12:14:20 PM  

cefm: She-Hulk.  That is all.


And what's so wrong about it? :D
 
2013-02-20 12:15:27 PM  
Druuna?
 
2013-02-20 12:15:46 PM  

the opposite of charity is justice: [kamui.org image 664x1036]


That's what I've always loved about comic books, the subtlety.
 
2013-02-20 12:19:52 PM  
28.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-20 12:21:25 PM  
Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
the-adventurers-club.typepad.com
 
2013-02-20 12:24:10 PM  
List fails without Cherry Poptart.
 
2013-02-20 12:25:43 PM  
Where's the Strawberry Shortcake as Dominatrix?
 
2013-02-20 12:28:24 PM  
Glad Starfire's there. Bastards ruined her.
 
2013-02-20 12:28:42 PM  
(bookmark)
 
2013-02-20 12:30:13 PM  
...I never want to see the phrases 'slutty' and 'Wimpy from Popeye' used together ever ever ever again.

Like, ever.
 
2013-02-20 12:30:16 PM  
i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-20 12:31:59 PM  
Hmmmmmmm
 
2013-02-20 12:33:45 PM  
No Smurfette? Really?
 
2013-02-20 12:37:23 PM  
i expected this to be a sponsored link and was surprised that we could actually comment on it.

the batman ivy one shown above is suggestive at all...
 
2013-02-20 12:39:06 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: i expected this to be a sponsored link and was surprised that we could actually comment on it.


I don't click on the sponsored links. What's the point?
 
2013-02-20 12:41:16 PM  

H31N0US: Tanukis_Parachute: i expected this to be a sponsored link and was surprised that we could actually comment on it.

I don't click on the sponsored links. What's the point?


Revenue.
 
2013-02-20 12:46:02 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
I always thought it was common knowledge that he's the biggest slut in comics.
 
2013-02-20 12:46:55 PM  
i don't remember too many comic book characters sleeping around all that much.

/ dnrtfa
 
2013-02-20 12:47:29 PM  

maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
[the-adventurers-club.typepad.com image 381x500]


I love her Heroclix power. It makes fun of that. She can distract an opponant for a turn. Its called "My face is up here."
 
2013-02-20 12:55:47 PM  

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


well . . . that was disturbing as whole heck.

\\ seriously don't know what to do with that.
\ man.
 
2013-02-20 12:56:46 PM  
I remember being mildly surprised at a scene where it was implied that Luke Cage was providing Jessica Jones with an evening of rough anal.

"My," I thought, "ihis isn't the Scrooge McDuck plotting I recall".
 
2013-02-20 01:01:53 PM  
wow, that was crap, does fark own topless robot?
 
2013-02-20 01:02:24 PM  
Seriously, you're going to bring up a history of Stark's more insane conquests and you leave off Kathy Dare?
 
2013-02-20 01:03:44 PM  
media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-20 01:06:22 PM  
belatednerd.com
 
2013-02-20 01:09:16 PM  
No Druuna? No Sandra Bodyshelly?
 
2013-02-20 01:13:47 PM  
Itty bitty baby itty bitty boat
 
2013-02-20 01:16:17 PM  
Men cannot be sluts.
 
2013-02-20 01:17:28 PM  
Missed the most obvious...
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-20 01:35:53 PM  
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-20 01:37:45 PM  
Omaha the Cat Dancer?
 
2013-02-20 01:38:28 PM  

maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.


Fill my hole, Superman
 
2013-02-20 01:42:07 PM  

MagSeven: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 259x194]
I always thought it was common knowledge that he's the biggest slut in comics.


To be fair, dude has been around for about 150 years.  It'd take a saint not to rack up a fairly long track record.
 
2013-02-20 01:45:37 PM  
No Darcy Parker?

media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-20 01:50:26 PM  
In the JLA, Fire was pretty fast and loose....expecially when her powers changed and she became the female Human Torch.  They basically drew her naked, but colored green.

In one issue, a former boyfriend called and she was surprised....since she claimed to have burned both his ears during a previous date.

Then she beds Guy Gardner, and on and on.....
 
2013-02-20 01:54:38 PM  
I haven't read the new 52, but I thought that starfire was a slut before the reboot not after.
 
2013-02-20 01:58:49 PM  

She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:


arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com



... and Hawkeye and Iron Man and Hercules and...
 
2013-02-20 02:00:35 PM  

Fano: Druuna?


           ^THIS^
 
2013-02-20 02:01:37 PM  

ferretman: [fc01.deviantart.net image 540x800]


She may dress provocatively...but nah, don't think Betsy's that loose (despite the fact she psychically seduced Scott).
 
2013-02-20 02:03:26 PM  

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
[arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x549]

... and Hawkeye and Iron Man and Hercules and...


Hah, god I loved that. XD
 
2013-02-20 02:03:40 PM  
There's a scene in The Office (US) where Jim is going through conflict resolution with Dwight, and all of his pranks are being recounted while Dwight insists that it's part of a pattern of abusive behavior in which he is a victim of Jim's bullying.  

Jim says something along the lines of "you know, hearing them all in a row like that it isn't really that funny"

This list had sort of the same effect on me for some reason.
 
2013-02-20 02:05:11 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-20 02:16:54 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

www.comicsbulletin.com
 
2013-02-20 02:18:47 PM  

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
[arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x549]

... and Hawkeye and Iron Man and Hercules and...


Technically, it was an alternate reality She-Hulk who came to 616 Earth and slept with Juggernaut.
 
2013-02-20 02:20:53 PM  
I never knew that Britney Spears was Emma Frost.

I am also at a loss as to how Marvel created such an original, enduring race as The Brood. Must have been divine muse. Those comic book writers and their fresh ideas!
 
2013-02-20 02:21:26 PM  

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
[arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x549]


That was Chuck Austen.  Therefore never happened. LALALALA!!! NOT LISTENING!
 
2013-02-20 02:23:25 PM  

Chagrin: Men cannot be sluts.


Oh you poor, sheltered little Farker.
 
2013-02-20 02:26:01 PM  

StrikitRich: Chagrin: Men cannot be sluts.

Oh you poor, sheltered little Farker.


Who is sheltered? He's not the one who fell for a troll...
 
2013-02-20 02:32:43 PM  
The whores of Sin City are slutty?

I never would have guessed that prostitutes sleep around! Thank you, Author Of TFA, for that deep insight!
 
2013-02-20 02:50:13 PM  
No mention of Star Fox? I mean, his super power is inducing sluttiness. Surely that would be better than throwing Bruce Wayne on there; Aunt Harriet would never stand for it.
 
2013-02-20 02:50:29 PM  

the opposite of charity is justice: [kamui.org image 664x1036]


Is this from Kevin Smith?
 
2013-02-20 03:02:40 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The whores of Sin City are slutty?

I never would have guessed that prostitutes sleep around! Thank you, Author Of TFA, for that deep insight!


The author must have put tens of minutes into that article.
 
2013-02-20 03:06:18 PM  

LiquidTester: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The whores of Sin City are slutty?

I never would have guessed that prostitutes sleep around! Thank you, Author Of TFA, for that deep insight!

The author must have put tens of minutes into that article.


Other comic book manwhores, Longshot, Gambit, Daredevil, Dirty Duck...
 
2013-02-20 03:19:34 PM  

KingsleyZisou: No Smurfette? Really?


"First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette, Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario... it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"
 
2013-02-20 03:24:14 PM  

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


Welp.  And I thought I was going to hell for laughing at the Animorphs- The Potato photoshop I found.  Thanks.
 
2013-02-20 03:27:17 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-20 03:38:05 PM  

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


NO!  BAD monk!
 
2013-02-20 03:45:25 PM  
No love for "Cherry Poptart" .....

/at work can not google totally NSFW images......
 
2013-02-20 03:53:26 PM  
No Bomb Queen?
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-20 04:05:15 PM  

Latinwolf: No Bomb Queen?


Wow, kind of on the nose with that outfit.

/please tell me more
 
2013-02-20 04:20:55 PM  
There was a guy who drew comics for Penthouse back in the nineties who actually did some quality work. He's fairly renowned, but his name eludes me.

A buddy told me about it, anyway.
 
2013-02-20 04:23:36 PM  
i253.photobucket.comWhat no Billy from Family Circus?THIS LIST IS BULLSHIATE!
 
2013-02-20 04:24:39 PM  

Latinwolf: No Bomb Queen?
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 201x251]


well that costume looks practical.
 
2013-02-20 04:26:44 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]


Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.
 
2013-02-20 04:32:59 PM  

Bendimus_Prime: KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]

Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.


That second panel made me lulzy.

/And yes, Dick should've been on that list
//Hell he learned it from Bruce...
 
2013-02-20 04:54:45 PM  
What, no Hal Jordan?
 
2013-02-20 05:03:45 PM  
BattleFrenchie28: Latinwolf: No Bomb Queen?
Wow, kind of on the nose with that outfit.
/please tell me more


Actually not a superhero but a villain who eliminated all heroes from her home city and controls it.  Located in the same universe as the Savage Dragon and Spawn,  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bomb_Queen
 
2013-02-20 05:08:36 PM  
Rwa2play: Bendimus_Prime: KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]
Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.
That second panel made me lulzy.
/And yes, Dick should've been on that list
//Hell he learned it from Bruce...


Am I wrong for thinking that they could have had a three way involving Starfire with Starfire as the meat?
 
2013-02-20 05:31:20 PM  

Latinwolf: Am I wrong for thinking that they could have had a three way involving Starfire with Starfire as the meat towel girl?

 
2013-02-20 05:55:24 PM  

MadMonk: [i406.photobucket.com image 182x129]


I'm going to pretend I don't know who she is.
 
2013-02-20 05:59:56 PM  
Fail list fails without Cherry Poptart, Druuna, and Martini Baton.
 
2013-02-20 06:09:31 PM  
No Rapunzel?
List fail.
 
2013-02-20 06:34:37 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2013-02-20 06:55:17 PM  
no psylocke?  didnt they make her super slutty for scott b/c shes asian?
 
2013-02-20 07:36:23 PM  
List is missing Scott Summers. How many kids has that dude had with different versions of Jean Grey?

Also, Alex Ross is farking phenomenal at doing Batman.

www.toplessrobot.com
 
2013-02-20 07:59:00 PM  

H31N0US: Tanukis_Parachute: i expected this to be a sponsored link and was surprised that we could actually comment on it.

I don't click on the sponsored links. What's the point?


Is there some (SPONSORED)tag that I'm not seeing on these headlines?
 
2013-02-20 08:08:25 PM  
th00.deviantart.net
 
2013-02-20 08:09:11 PM  

maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
[the-adventurers-club.typepad.com image 381x500]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-20 08:10:40 PM  

CSM101: List is missing Scott Summers. How many kids has that dude had with different versions of Jean Grey?


Rachel
Nathan
Stryfe but clone of Nathan
Nate but alternate reality version of Nathan made by Sinister

So technically only two
 
2013-02-20 08:36:03 PM  

Fano: maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
[the-adventurers-club.typepad.com image 381x500]

[i.imgur.com image 508x554]


...Does the sentence "Fill my hole, Superman," really appear in that comic?
 
2013-02-20 08:39:51 PM  

Fano: maverickzy: Subtle, like a sledgehammer.
[the-adventurers-club.typepad.com image 381x500]

[i.imgur.com image 508x554]


Oh that was SO wrong.

/Dare I say "I'd love to fill her holes"?
//Nah
///She'd probably rip me into a million pieces
 
2013-02-20 08:40:27 PM  

Latinwolf: Rwa2play: Bendimus_Prime: KellyKellyKelly: [media.tumblr.com image 500x398]
Thank you.  List fails without Dick Grayson.
That second panel made me lulzy.
/And yes, Dick should've been on that list
//Hell he learned it from Bruce...

Am I wrong for thinking that they could have had a three way involving Starfire with Starfire as the meat?


Ummm...no comment.
 
2013-02-20 08:41:15 PM  

CSM101: List is missing Scott Summers. How many kids has that dude had with different versions of Jean Grey?

Also, Alex Ross is farking phenomenal at doing Batman.

[www.toplessrobot.com image 500x333]


Alex Ross is just that damn good.
 
2013-02-20 09:11:36 PM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
Not Impressed
/hot(linked)
 
2013-02-20 09:16:14 PM  

IrieTom: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x550]
Not Impressed
/hot(linked)


Do they have Futurama comic books? Even if they did, I don't think Zapp would qualify. A slut actually has to, you know, have sex. Zapp isn't exactly a ladies man. The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.
 
2013-02-20 09:50:32 PM  

rickycal78: The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.


Leelas mom...
 
2013-02-20 09:51:52 PM  

mikefinch: rickycal78: The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.

Leelas mom...


Really? I vaguely remember he was going to marry her, but I don't remember him actually scoring with her. Wonder if that season is on Netflix yet...
 
2013-02-20 09:53:58 PM  
List only needs to be two items long.  2. Rob Liefeld.  1. Anybody who still pays Rob Liefeld.
 
2013-02-20 10:16:21 PM  
fanboy.com.br

I don't know who's sluttier.
 
2013-02-20 10:27:22 PM  

rickycal78: Really? I vaguely remember he was going to marry her, but I don't remember him actually scoring with her. Wonder if that season is on Netflix yet...


Its on Netflix. Zap absolutely has sex with her. Many times.
 
2013-02-20 10:41:02 PM  
No Tigra or Ms. Marvel? Hell, Tigra was banging Hank and Tony at the same time(not a threesome, perverts!)
And Ms. Marvel is the drunken bicycle of the Marvel Universe.
 
2013-02-20 11:09:30 PM  

espiaboricua: She-Hulk did too sleep with Juggernaut:
[arousinggrammardotcom.files.wordpress.com image 850x549]

... and Hawkeye and Iron Man and Hercules and...


Man, that image totally raped my childhood.  When I was a kid, if Juggernaut removed his magic helmet, he would cease to be a huge superhuman maniac and go back to being a scrawny little guy.
 
2013-02-20 11:29:05 PM  

Nezu Chiza: No Tigra or Ms. Marvel? Hell, Tigra was banging Hank and Tony at the same time(not a threesome, perverts!)
And Ms. Marvel is the drunken bicycle of the Marvel Universe.


I tried to find a Tigra seductive pic, and gave up and did this:

blog.newsarama.com

i29.photobucket.com


This may be the only pic of Druuna that's reasonably SFW, and where she isn't being violated in all holes by robots/tentacles/clones/whathaveyou
 
2013-02-20 11:41:26 PM  

Fano: a Tigra seductive pic,


geek-news.mtv.com

When she was banging the Skrull Hank Pym
 
2013-02-20 11:44:35 PM  

texdent: Fano: a Tigra seductive pic,

[geek-news.mtv.com image 600x426]

When she was banging the Skrull Hank Pym


That was the exact picture I was looking for, and just gave up. You know, this thread doesn't have enough pictures of slutty comic book characters.
 
2013-02-20 11:45:51 PM  
 
2013-02-21 12:18:16 AM  
That needed at least 1 R. Crumb character.
 
2013-02-21 12:32:05 AM  
Jesus, do I have to do everything around here?

media.comicvine.com
 
2013-02-21 01:03:47 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: There was a guy who drew comics for Penthouse back in the nineties who actually did some quality work. He's fairly renowned, but his name eludes me.

A buddy told me about it, anyway.


Adam Hughes. Did some great work for DC, too. Hell, they even collected his Catwoman covers into a trade because they were that good.
 
2013-02-21 01:26:41 AM  

mikefinch: rickycal78: The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.

Leelas mom...


And Amy in Beast With A Billion Backs.
 
2013-02-21 01:45:38 AM  
"Omaha The Cat Dancer?"

Pretty much *anything* at all involving Phil Foglio?
 
2013-02-21 07:51:06 AM  

Nezu Chiza: No Tigra or Ms. Marvel? Hell, Tigra was banging Hank and Tony at the same time(not a threesome, perverts!)


Well her I could understand...

And Ms. Marvel is the drunken bicycle of the Marvel Universe.

Uh...not really, esp. we she was raped.
 
2013-02-21 09:01:10 AM  

rickycal78: IrieTom: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x550]
Not Impressed
/hot(linked)

Do they have Futurama comic books? Even if they did, I don't think Zapp would qualify. A slut actually has to, you know, have sex. Zapp isn't exactly a ladies man. The Amazon women that forced themselves on him (kinda), and Leela are the only ones I remember Zapp scoring with.


Yes they do. I have a soft cover comic. And they are just as funny as the series.
 
2013-02-21 09:45:49 AM  
images.45cat.com
 
2013-02-21 11:04:06 AM  
I guess this comic doesn't count?

i515.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-21 01:35:57 PM  

swahnhennessy: I never knew that Britney Spears was Emma Frost.

I am also at a loss as to how Marvel created such an original, enduring race as The Brood. Must have been divine muse. Those comic book writers and their fresh ideas!


Dude, no such thing as General Originality.
 
2013-02-22 05:53:40 AM  

IrieTom: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x550]
Not Impressed
/hot(linked)


True story, I texted my roommate at 2 am from a party with
"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men." and that picture (which I had saved for just that purpose).


I spend too much time setting jokes like this up......
 
2013-02-22 10:06:16 AM  

Mechanicum: IrieTom: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x550]
Not Impressed
/hot(linked)

True story, I texted my roommate at 2 am from a party with
"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men." and that picture (which I had saved for just that purpose).


I spend too much time setting jokes like this up......


But the pay out is so worth it when it actually happens.
 
2013-02-23 06:31:06 AM  
This lady and I go way back....

www.angryapecomics.com

....Thank You, Joe!

//miss my Leers For Dawn, but life happens....
 
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