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(Voice of America)   Investigator says Pistorius' account of how he killed his girlfriend consistent with what police found at the crime scene. Wait, you mean there might be another side to the story? What are we supposed to do with these torches and pitchforks?   (voanews.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Oscar Pistorius, girlfriend consistent, premeditated murder, detectives, wrong number  
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2013-02-20 12:40:16 PM  
18 votes:
i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.
2013-02-20 01:06:08 PM  
6 votes:
All I know is that my list of people to be afraid of just got longer:

- Blacks
- Mexicans who aren't at least two stories away
- Young white males with constant expressions of surprise
- Anyone with a neck tattoo
- And now, cripples

It's getting so you can't go out in public anymore.  And thanks to the American's with Disabilities Act, these sons of biatches can get you anywhere.  I think we need stricter gun laws, longer prison sentences for juvenile offenders, and at least one stair leading to every entrance.  We need protection!
2013-02-20 12:43:17 PM  
4 votes:

someonelse: Even so, shouldn't it be some kind of criminal negligence to start firing blindly without actually checking the whereabouts of his girlfriend?


Why do you hate America?
2013-02-20 01:47:31 PM  
3 votes:

chubby muppet: Personally, I don't think Pistorius has a leg to stand on in this case.

/ I thank you


Really? Personally I'm not sure what to think. This one has me stumped.
2013-02-20 12:54:26 PM  
3 votes:

banandar123: Obviously, you hear gunshots, you're not gonna be thinking "well shiat, I'd better count them! 1---2---3---4! 4!).


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2013-02-20 12:45:35 PM  
3 votes:

RulerOfNone: Why is it that the most inspirational olympic athletes always end up getting into shiat like this?


Mary Lou Retton's 14 state necrophilic serial killing spree of the early 90s?
2013-02-20 05:06:03 PM  
2 votes:
His story, like his girlfriend, is full of holes.
2013-02-20 04:50:31 PM  
2 votes:
He just needed a slow white Bronco.
2013-02-20 04:21:48 PM  
2 votes:
I heard George Lucas has footage of the door shooting first.
2013-02-20 01:57:09 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, because men never shoot their girlfriends. Esp. in South Africa, which is a paradise of woman-friendly attitudes. So, case closed.
2013-02-20 01:17:56 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

1000words1000days.com

No doubt he will claim, Paralympic Immunity.
2013-02-20 12:47:36 PM  
2 votes:
Your honor it wasn't me it was the one armed man!
2013-02-20 12:40:11 PM  
2 votes:
I know that when I wake up and someone is in the bathroom, I start shooting first and look for my girlfriend after. Better safe than sorry.
2013-02-20 09:32:55 PM  
1 vote:
cdn.uproxx.com
2013-02-20 08:45:39 PM  
1 vote:
I was so disappointed when I saw "Blade Runner murder" in a headline and then found out no replicants were involved.
2013-02-20 03:14:00 PM  
1 vote:
Ah the old 'someone was in my bathroom so I emptied my pistol into the door' situation aye? Sure we've all been there right?
2013-02-20 02:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
He's gonna walk.
2013-02-20 02:46:43 PM  
1 vote:
Response and attitude towards this case beginning to sound like the same stupidity as we see in the George Zimmerman case

We have a Liberal Media, along with your Gun Control NutJobs, White Guilt Liberals, and Black Racists, ready to lynch someone based on hysteria and not facts

It is totally obvious after today's hearing that Pistorius has been telling the truth.....and the prosecution has not. This is a tragic case but Pistorius did not murder Reeva Steencamp....and this is a statement of fact.

South Africa high crime rate would freak anyone out. I would be armed, too

Coupled with South Africa being a Black Racist Idiotocracy that has super high Black on White crime rate.....and a SA so backward that much of fact its Black Racist populace believes that raping little girls cures AIDS. SA Blacks and White Guilt Liberals are just jonesing to lynch a rich successful White South African...."we gonna make up for Apartheid, Paul Simon's Graceland...."
2013-02-20 02:20:51 PM  
1 vote:

joaquin closet: Master Sphincter: He should be in Jail for ever if he meant to do it.  He should be in Jail for 25 years if he didnt mean to do it.

Idiot's beware

Did you do that on purpose?

'Cause it's funny.


Bad habit's die hard
2013-02-20 01:48:24 PM  
1 vote:

HAMMERTOE: Three more shell casings inside the bathroom?


Well he shot her through te door once, not knowing who it was.

Once he opened the door and realized it was her, he decided to finish the job...with extreme prejudice.
2013-02-20 01:45:25 PM  
1 vote:
Personally, I don't think Pistorius has a leg to stand on in this case.

/ I thank you
2013-02-20 01:45:24 PM  
1 vote:

RulerOfNone: Why is it that the most inspirational olympic athletes always end up getting into shiat like this?


Because you'll never hear about the normal slob who uses a gun to kill someone through a door in what they claim was a self defense situation. Partly because it's a nobody, partly because there's a "don't talk about gun mishaps" in American media.
2013-02-20 01:37:37 PM  
1 vote:

Master Sphincter: He should be in Jail for ever if he meant to do it.  He should be in Jail for 25 years if he didnt mean to do it.

Idiot's beware


Did you do that on purpose?

'Cause it's funny.
2013-02-20 01:32:28 PM  
1 vote:

PooperMcSlides: I know that when I wake up and someone is in the bathroom, I start shooting first and look for my girlfriend after. Better safe than sorry.


In your case it's a valid plan because turd burglars covet your poopmcslides.
2013-02-20 01:23:20 PM  
1 vote:
He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
2013-02-20 01:12:34 PM  
1 vote:
Hmmm... yes... it all makes perfect sense.

A buglar breaks into a famous rich person's mansion.  When they realize that they've been discovered, their first instinct is not to flee from an almost certainly armed (in South Africa) homeowner, but rather, to lock themselves in a bathroom.

Oh, and a homeowner who needs to put his legs on first before he chases you down.

Yes, 'seems legit'...
2013-02-20 12:59:46 PM  
1 vote:
That's where all intruders go.... into the bathroom.  That's where all the valuables are.... T.P. is getting expensive.
2013-02-20 12:52:21 PM  
1 vote:

Tanukis_Parachute: i think he should get bail...as long as they can put an ankle monitor on him.


Ding Ding Ding!!!

We have a Winnah!
2013-02-20 12:49:18 PM  
1 vote:

James F. Campbell: cretinbob: Anyway, this is why people should be charged with a crime when they shoot someone. An investigation and trial can prove innocence as well as guilt.

Er, no. The police aren't trying to do you a favor. Their job is to gather evidence to convict you. Period. Don't talk to the police, as this extremely informational video warns.


I think your link is broken. Pretty sure it should be this informational video  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PKtGnyGuKM (NSFWlanguage)
2013-02-20 12:39:29 PM  
1 vote:
His whole story sounds fishy to me. She locked herself in the bathroom, and he fired multiple shots at her. According to witnesses, (shaky) they heard a woman screaming, and more shots. Sounds like he was in a roid rage and offed her. But i don't know all the facts, and im guessing.
 
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