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(NPR)   How to turn your Girl Scout cookies from something great into something awesome   (npr.org ) divider line
    More: Cool, Girl Scout cookie, Doreen McCallister  
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15209 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2013 at 12:13 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-20 12:21:46 PM  
3 votes:
I woke up this morning and thought to myself, "This diabetes is taking too long." So I'm really happy to see this article.
2013-02-20 02:56:46 PM  
2 votes:
doctorlaughter.com
2013-02-20 12:41:31 PM  
2 votes:
when does a cub scout become a boy scout?


when he eats his first brownie

seemed relevent
2013-02-20 12:27:53 PM  
2 votes:

CygnusDarius: Arkanaut: Make them from real girl scouts?

No, no, you don't eat the girl scouts.


Maybe YOU don't.
2013-02-20 12:23:28 PM  
2 votes:

KatjaMouse: pulling a sleeve of Thin Mints out of the freezer.


Sounds like sex with the ex.
2013-02-20 12:16:31 PM  
2 votes:
Make them from real girl scouts?
2013-02-20 12:07:17 PM  
2 votes:
In before someone goes on about Thin Mints.

shiat, too late.
2013-02-20 07:03:22 PM  
1 vote:

omahatattoo: DROxINxTHExWIND: Dump them out and refill the box with soft batch chocolate chip cookies?

The only reason I've ever bought Girl Scout cookies is because a family member or coworkers kid was selling them.  Then they sit in the freezer or on top of the fridge for months.

They're totally overrated cookies.


Get the fark out.  Don't come back.  We have no place for blasphemy like this!

I felt a little dirty... wait, who am I kidding?  I felt dirtier when I realized that I was actively looking for girl scouts so I could buy cookies from them.

Where are these little crack dealers at?  I see the farking cookies at work, I'm reading about them on sale again in forums like this but can't find a dealer anywhere.
2013-02-20 02:50:59 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-20 01:24:41 PM  
1 vote:

CANNABIS

2013-02-20 12:42:25 PM  
1 vote:

starlost: 1 open door
2 glance at price sheet
3 tell the little girl the cookies are overpriced and goodbye
4 close door


Dude, you don't actually do that do you? The girl has it bad enough being forced into slave labor, you don't have to be a dick to her.
2013-02-20 12:37:23 PM  
1 vote:

CygnusDarius: Arkanaut: Make them from real girl scouts?

No, no, you don't eat the girl scouts.


That's right...you eat the Brownies!


/rimshot
2013-02-20 12:25:04 PM  
1 vote:

KatjaMouse: Mugato: In before someone goes on about Thin Mints.

shiat, too late.

Seriously. Sometimes simple joy is just pulling a sleeve of Thin Mints out of the freezer.


That is my recipe.

Step one buy thin mints
Step two freeze them
Step three eat entire box.

/self loathing optional
 
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