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(US Magazine)   I guess it's better than "Deuce"   ( usmagazine.com) divider line
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2013-02-20 11:57:09 AM  
She's naming him after the lead character in Megaforce?
 
2013-02-20 11:57:50 AM  
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2013-02-20 12:03:20 PM  
She's naming him after a hardware store?
 
2013-02-20 12:22:47 PM  
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2013-02-20 12:24:13 PM  
Let me ass her a question.

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2013-02-20 01:15:51 PM  
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2013-02-20 01:17:42 PM  
well, yeah. dont want her accidentally heeling the baby down the drain.
 
2013-02-20 01:21:23 PM  
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Pretty good movie.
Based on an original story by one Steven Spielberg.
 
2013-02-20 01:25:21 PM  
Acehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ace#" style="color: black; outline: 0px; text-decoration: initial;">569 up,  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ace#" style="color: black; outline: 0px; text-decoration: initial;">275 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ace #" id="thumbs_down_3572683" class="thumbs_down" style="color: rgb(101, 134, 167); display: block; height: 19px; width: 19px; float: right; margin-left: 4px; background-image: url(http://static1.urbandictionary.com/images/embed/thumbsdown.gif); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat;">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ace#" id="thumbs_up_3572683" class="thumbs_up" style="color: rgb(101, 134, 167); display: block; height: 19px; width: 19px; float: right; margin-left: 4px; background-image: url(http://static1.urbandictionary.com/images/embed/thumbsup.gif); background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat;">Asexual to any degree. Using "ace" for "asexual" gained popularity on AVEN (www.asexuality.org) and has inspired the use of the spade as a symbol of the asexual community.1."Are you gay?" 
"No, just ace." 

2. "I'm an active member of the ace community." /from the urban dictionary.
 
2013-02-20 01:26:09 PM  
 Well, look who isn't an "Ace" with HTML today.
 
2013-02-20 01:33:14 PM  
Also better than Aceden, Braceden, Kaceden, Jaceden or Stuart.
 
2013-02-20 01:33:17 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 408x582]


But Ace didn't write Deuce, Gene did.

Ace wrote Cold Gin.
 
2013-02-20 01:35:13 PM  
"Ace" - "Deuce"? How am I ever going to make scatological humour out of this fodder?
 
2013-02-20 01:38:22 PM  
Jesus, I wouldn't name my dog Ace. His name is Raymond Luxury Yacht.
 
2013-02-20 01:54:52 PM  
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2013-02-20 02:18:04 PM  
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"Get up...and get your Grandma outta here..."
 
2013-02-20 02:25:58 PM  
She's naming her kid after the fighter pilot from G.I. Joe?
 
2013-02-20 02:28:56 PM  
Black Jack would have the husband asking questions.
 
2013-02-20 02:30:23 PM  
Deuce, Ace, both work just fine. How about Deuce-Ace?

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2013-02-20 03:36:37 PM  
Oh, I'll be original, I said. Smoke me a Kipper, I thought. Open the Fark thread and POW, right there. ACE in slot number two.
 
2013-02-20 03:44:46 PM  
"Matt Reynolds isAcey Deucey"

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2013-02-20 03:56:33 PM  
Good thing she didn't name the baby Deuce, otherwise people would be arguing over whether or not the baby is revved up like a deuce or wrapped up like a douche.
 
2013-02-20 04:04:15 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Jesus, I wouldn't name my dog Ace. His name is Raymond Luxury Yacht.


Well, it's spelled "Raymond Luxury Yacht", but it's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".
 
2013-02-20 04:33:15 PM  
Your name is Ace? More like Ass to me. Ass Simpson always gets picked last for kickball.
 
2013-02-20 05:08:24 PM  
You got a problem with "Deuce"?
 
2013-02-20 05:12:17 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 408x582]

But Ace didn't write Deuce, Gene did.

Ace wrote Cold Gin.


I was thinking more along the lines of "A celebrity picks an off-kilter name for their child?  Well, Shock Me..."
 
2013-02-20 05:13:16 PM  
Why not make his middle name "Hole" and get that out of the way.
 
2013-02-20 05:36:43 PM  
I was thinking Ace from The Ambiguously Gay Duo
 
2013-02-20 05:39:56 PM  
I used up all my Ace comments in yesterday's double twin thread.
 
2013-02-20 06:01:07 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: FirstNationalBastard: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 408x582]

But Ace didn't write Deuce, Gene did.

Ace wrote Cold Gin.

I was thinking more along the lines of "A celebrity picks an off-kilter name for their child?  Well, Shock Me..."


Just chalk it up to their Strange Ways.
 
2013-02-20 06:32:34 PM  
You win some, lose some.  It's still the same to me.
 
2013-02-20 06:52:24 PM  
  Seven..
 
2013-02-20 07:25:58 PM  
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2013-02-20 07:34:15 PM  

"I guess you could say..."

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"She had an Ace in the hole..."
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 
2013-02-20 08:08:58 PM  

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Your nickname was never Ace. Maybe Acehole...


/done in two
 
2013-02-20 08:48:29 PM  
So Ace is a silly name.
Moon Unit and Dweezil is cool.

Got it.
 
2013-02-20 10:23:14 PM  
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Approves.

/"Bellboy!"
 
2013-02-20 10:30:11 PM  
the only deuce coming out of her I want to see is from below a glass coffee table.  amirite?
 
2013-02-20 10:51:26 PM  
picking a name is never easy but sooner or later you got to choose.
 
2013-02-20 11:14:52 PM  
"Motherhood is a dream," Simpson told Katie Couric back in September. "It really is absolutely amazing."

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2013-02-21 07:32:09 AM  
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2013-02-21 07:46:05 AM  

RoyHobbs22: the only deuce coming out of her I want to see is from below a glass coffee table.  amirite?


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