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(Denver Channel)   You can't ride your bicycle drunk with another guy on the handlebars and then strangle the female cop who stops you for running a red, even if it's your birthday   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 38
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2013-02-20 12:06:27 PM
Well fine...I'm just going to cancel my party and return the pinata.

/jerks
 
2013-02-20 12:06:49 PM
Then exactly WHAT day is this ok?!?!
 
2013-02-20 12:06:57 PM
Kinda scratches my plans for my next birthday.
 
2013-02-20 12:08:08 PM
Happy Birthday!
 
2013-02-20 12:08:12 PM
This almost sounds like one of those stupid Donny Baker skits from Bob and Tom.

"You can't arrest me on my birthday! State law, man."
 
2013-02-20 12:08:40 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-02-20 12:08:45 PM
where was sexy female cop picture i was hoping for?
 
2013-02-20 12:11:25 PM
I think that should be acceptable on your 21st birthday (or whichever is the legal drinking age wherever you are).
 
2013-02-20 12:11:53 PM

stuhayes2010: where was sexy female cop picture i was hoping for?


s4.hubimg.com
 
2013-02-20 12:13:58 PM
Oh yeah?! Hold my beer...
 
2013-02-20 12:14:17 PM
Found this gem in the comments:

Female cops are a waste of salary! Good thing people are willing to send half an officer at full pay! 
 
If that other officer doesn't show up, they might be writing her obituary. As it is, she may now do what so many of these female cops do and take disability retirement and be on the dole for the rest of her natural life, while she sits at home! 
 
A more qualified applicant was turned away in order to meet a quota for women and minorities.  
 
I have no problem of women and minorities being hired, as long as they demonstrate the same stringent physical and academic prowess. Of course, now most do because almost every Dept in the nation has LOWERED THE BAR SO LOW; technically, a goldfish could be hired.
 
2013-02-20 12:15:12 PM
You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something an engine?
 
2013-02-20 12:15:34 PM
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2013-02-20 12:15:48 PM

jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?

 
2013-02-20 12:18:26 PM

jfivealive: jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?


Friend of mine's dad got "pulled over" on his daughter's girl-bicycle during a drunk late-night beer run.

Try living THAT down.
 
2013-02-20 12:19:26 PM

jfivealive: jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?


Nope, it's a vehicle.

Too bad the cop didn't shoot that drunk prick.  Stupidity should be painful.
 
2013-02-20 12:20:01 PM

victrin: Found this gem in the comments:

Female cops are a waste of salary! Good thing people are willing to send half an officer at full pay!

If that other officer doesn't show up, they might be writing her obituary. As it is, she may now do what so many of these female cops do and take disability retirement and be on the dole for the rest of her natural life, while she sits at home!

A more qualified applicant was turned away in order to meet a quota for women and minorities.

I have no problem of women and minorities being hired, as long as they demonstrate the same stringent physical and academic prowess. Of course, now most do because almost every Dept in the nation has LOWERED THE BAR SO LOW; technically, a goldfish could be hired.


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2013-02-20 12:21:20 PM

ITGreen: jfivealive: jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?

Friend of mine's dad got "pulled over" on his daughter's girl-bicycle during a drunk late-night beer run.

Try living THAT down.


What about roller skates or roller blades?  Can you get a dui for that?  What if you have those shoes with the wheels in them?
 
2013-02-20 12:24:29 PM

jfivealive: ITGreen: jfivealive: jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?

Friend of mine's dad got "pulled over" on his daughter's girl-bicycle during a drunk late-night beer run.

Try living THAT down.

What about roller skates or roller blades?  Can you get a dui for that?  What if you have those shoes with the wheels in them?


You know, I don't know.  They'll probably flag you for being drunk in public and disorderly conduct if they're in a bind.
 
2013-02-20 12:25:50 PM

ITGreen: jfivealive: ITGreen: jfivealive: jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?

Friend of mine's dad got "pulled over" on his daughter's girl-bicycle during a drunk late-night beer run.

Try living THAT down.

What about roller skates or roller blades?  Can you get a dui for that?  What if you have those shoes with the wheels in them?

You know, I don't know.  They'll probably flag you for being drunk in public and disorderly conduct if they're in a bind.


I think it's time for an experiment
 
2013-02-20 12:26:04 PM
A 5'1 female cop?
Isn't there a height requirement to be a cop?
 
2013-02-20 12:30:04 PM
FTFA:  "An officer noted that Tello's speech was slurred, his breath smelled of alcohol and he had a flask containing what appeared to be alcohol in his pocket."

Make sure you know what's in the flask before you drink from it.
 
2013-02-20 12:35:11 PM
I thought only some women (never guys) got this way on their birthdays. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I'LL DO WHATEVER IN THE HELL I WANT!! *slaps nearest bouncer* *adjusts tiara*
 
2013-02-20 12:38:49 PM
LeroyBourne:

I thought only some women (never guys) got this way on their birthdays. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I'LL DO WHATEVER IN THE HELL I WANT!! *slaps nearest bouncer* *adjusts tiara*

You might consider getting out more. Straight male rednecks are famous for this.
 
2013-02-20 12:43:16 PM

LeroyBourne: I thought only some women (never guys) got this way on their birthdays. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! I'LL DO WHATEVER IN THE HELL I WANT!! *slaps nearest bouncer* *adjusts tiara*


I had a long time GF in Cali who was like that, all her friends too.  Very annoying.
 
2013-02-20 12:45:31 PM
She should have shot him
 
2013-02-20 12:49:26 PM

Tat'dGreaser: She should have shot him


This is Boulder.  We're making a memorial for a god damn elk.  This turd would have a street named in his honor.
 
2013-02-20 12:50:20 PM

ITGreen: stuhayes2010: where was sexy female cop picture i was hoping for?

[s4.hubimg.com image 277x413]


Yeah, I can choke that biatch.

/wait, what?
 
2013-02-20 01:02:24 PM
Worst remake evar!

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-20 01:10:43 PM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: A 5'1 female cop?
Isn't there a height requirement to be a cop?


sparks.infonetportal.com
 
2013-02-20 01:13:47 PM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: A 5'1 female cop?
Isn't there a height requirement to be a cop?


Yep...six feet for men. Typically, lower standards for women.

*walks away whistling*
 
2013-02-20 01:16:03 PM
BTW, you can get a DUI for riding your bicycle with a BAC of .08 or higher here in Cali, so don't do it.

/no, I didn't get one
//saw it on the state website while reading the cycling regs a while back
 
2013-02-20 03:04:45 PM

jfivealive: jfivealive: You can really get a DUI for riding your bike drunk?  I thought you had to be driving something with an engine?


No, you have to be driving(?) something on a public street.  It doesn't matter what, if you are on a public street, you are either a vehicle or a pedestrian.  The rules of which should be reasonably easy to work out.
 
2013-02-20 03:16:05 PM
I had expected his mugshot to look more like
assets.nydailynews.com
So I think the cops were actually pretty restrained.
 
2013-02-20 03:33:50 PM
Got arrested by cops in Okinawa for riding drunk on my bike, running a red light and hitting a cab.
This was back in the day when drunk driving was still ok as long as you didn't hurt anyone. I remember being at their station, was never handcuffed of givin sobriety check, they laughed at me a bit then let me go when a buddy showed up to get me.

Good times, good times.....
 
2013-02-20 06:17:49 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com sexy cop thread?
 
2013-02-20 06:57:44 PM
Ah - the difference between "Strangle" and Choke".

Who could remember such a complex thing?
 
2013-02-20 07:44:47 PM
Da mn, Sen. McConnell really went off his nut this year!
 
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