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2013-02-20 12:23:19 PM  
3 votes:

The sound of one hand clapping: Not sure if I should believe this is real or not.  I'd like to think that no guy would be stupid enough to expect to hook a woman with a 1 sentence message and then an equally short follow up message where he calls her 'cutey'.  But then I remind myself that some guys really are clueless.


My girlfriend was on OK Cupid a couple years ago, and she showed me some of the messages she received.  I will never again underestimate the cluelessness or crassness of some guys.
2013-02-20 01:13:20 PM  
2 votes:

Wook: Not defending these guys but they wouldn't be pursuing it if they didn't catch a fish everyonce and a while. Nothing too new here in this story.


Or they're just ridiculously desperate and completely clueless.
2013-02-20 12:21:54 PM  
2 votes:
It's like watching a dog hump a fire hydrant
2013-02-21 01:57:56 AM  
1 votes:
So, basically spam will eventually be crowded out by a bunch of Mark V. Shaney's, meat or silicon, talking to each other?

Can't be much worse than the scripts on the Politics tab.
2013-02-20 04:36:34 PM  
1 votes:

freeforever: Those pickup attempts are NOT the work of pick-up artists, unless you consider anyone who sends suggestive texts  or is a "Night at the Roxbury" type an "artist".  The messages shown in the article are desperate men with ZERO knowledge of game who "shotgun" prospective women because they can't do any better.  A shotgun message is short, to-the-point and impersonal.  It doesn't matter if some of the profiles are fake because they're blasting all of them.  The idea is if you send them out to 1000 women at least one of them will bite.  In the physical world this would be the guy at the club who grabs the hand of every girl on the dance floor hoping one of them will be desperate/drunk enough to oblige.  The PUA community doesn't resort to this, hence the term "artist", but critics are too busy hating on them because they can't understand why PUAs actually get girls unlike the idiots you see spamming OKCupid profiles.


Go back to fellating Neil Strauss and fix your farking eye-liner, it's atrocious.
2013-02-20 02:26:07 PM  
1 votes:

freeforever: Those pickup attempts are NOT the work of pick-up artists, unless you consider anyone who sends suggestive texts  or is a "Night at the Roxbury" type an "artist".  The messages shown in the article are desperate men with ZERO knowledge of game who "shotgun" prospective women because they can't do any better.  A shotgun message is short, to-the-point and impersonal.  It doesn't matter if some of the profiles are fake because they're blasting all of them.  The idea is if you send them out to 1000 women at least one of them will bite.  In the physical world this would be the guy at the club who grabs the hand of every girl on the dance floor hoping one of them will be desperate/drunk enough to oblige.  The PUA community doesn't resort to this, hence the term "artist", but critics are too busy hating on them because they can't understand why PUAs actually get girls unlike the idiots you see spamming OKCupid profiles.


Clearly, they're No True McPUAs.
2013-02-20 02:22:39 PM  
1 votes:
Those pickup attempts are NOT the work of pick-up artists, unless you consider anyone who sends suggestive texts  or is a "Night at the Roxbury" type an "artist".  The messages shown in the article are desperate men with ZERO knowledge of game who "shotgun" prospective women because they can't do any better.  A shotgun message is short, to-the-point and impersonal.  It doesn't matter if some of the profiles are fake because they're blasting all of them.  The idea is if you send them out to 1000 women at least one of them will bite.  In the physical world this would be the guy at the club who grabs the hand of every girl on the dance floor hoping one of them will be desperate/drunk enough to oblige.  The PUA community doesn't resort to this, hence the term "artist", but critics are too busy hating on them because they can't understand why PUAs actually get girls unlike the idiots you see spamming OKCupid profiles.
2013-02-20 12:36:27 PM  
1 votes:

ignatius_crumbcake: The sound of one hand clapping: Not sure if I should believe this is real or not.  I'd like to think that no guy would be stupid enough to expect to hook a woman with a 1 sentence message and then an equally short follow up message where he calls her 'cutey'.  But then I remind myself that some guys really are clueless.

My girlfriend was on OK Cupid a couple years ago, and she showed me some of the messages she received.  I will never again underestimate the cluelessness or crassness of some guys.


I think it's a result of guys who are under the impression that porn is anything close to reality. They keep seeing videos of women give it up to guys who just whip it out, they think that it actually does happen.

Well, it might, but not near as often as they believe it does. They're just pathetic on so many levels.
2013-02-20 12:34:56 PM  
1 votes:
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
2013-02-20 12:28:49 PM  
1 votes:
"when it comes to things like love and sex, @horse_ebooks seems more alive than her suitors."

my favorite part of the article
 
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