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(TC Palm)   Perk #99 of being a convenience store clerk: Getting hit in the neck by someone's balls   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 28
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2013-02-20 11:52:52 AM  
Poor guy wasn't even supposed to be there that day, too.
 
2013-02-20 11:53:02 AM  
Subby, is that a gay reference?
 
2013-02-20 11:53:51 AM  
I thought it was free beer from "damaged" product.
 
2013-02-20 11:55:27 AM  
When I worked at a Speedway station back in college, I never did anything about shoplifters.

Not my problem. It's not like I'd get paid more or the prices would go down if we had no shoplifters.
 
2013-02-20 11:56:02 AM  
Why don't we glorify Convenience Store workers like other "dangerous" professions?  They are putting their lives and bodies on the line just so that regular people like me and you can buy a gallon of milk at 1 in the morning.
 
2013-02-20 11:58:18 AM  
I await the testicular reference trifecta ...
 
2013-02-20 11:58:48 AM  
Are we to have a rare balls trifecta ?
 
2013-02-20 12:01:10 PM  
That must have sucked. All that gooey candy getting stuck to him/her. To bad the candy wasn't individually wrapped.
 
2013-02-20 12:01:24 PM  
A flap fap at the Freeze Food Mart in Fort Pierce erupted as mint balls and bubble gum cum went flying.
 
2013-02-20 12:01:40 PM  
Kinda like Yogi Berra or Marc Stevens, only it's chin, not neck.
 
2013-02-20 12:02:06 PM  
Umm, too
 
2013-02-20 12:04:50 PM  
"(Female dog)!"

Gypsy?  Bella?
 
2013-02-20 12:05:25 PM  
Also a perk for aging porn stars....
 
2013-02-20 12:07:24 PM  
My favourite part: "(Female dog)!"

Also, this is pretty skeezy: "The clerk's staff swept up the mint balls and bubble gum and returned them to their containers for sale."

I'm not a big fan of purchasing balls that have been on the floor.

// Mmm, floorspice.
 
2013-02-20 12:09:56 PM  
"(Female dog)! I've got food stamps! I paid $10.15!" the woman is quoted as saying.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the color of this 'woman'.
 
2013-02-20 12:11:15 PM  

Squigley: My favourite part: "(Female dog)!"

Also, this is pretty skeezy: "The clerk's staff swept up the mint balls and bubble gum and returned them to their containers for sale."

I'm not a big fan of purchasing balls that have been on the floor.

// Mmm, floorspice.


Bbbbut they were individually wrapped!!
 
2013-02-20 12:15:23 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: "(Female dog)! I've got food stamps! I paid $10.15!" the woman is quoted as saying.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the color of this 'woman'.


According to the police report I believe you are correct.
 
2013-02-20 12:23:19 PM  
He finds bumper stickers on pickup trucks hilarious. He writes "goofy" stories about ferris wheel sex and getting hit in the neck by candy gum.

When he's not looking for crazy stories in Stuart...he's at his computer, probably writing an elaborate suicide note that no one will read.

He is....the most interesting man in the world.
 
2013-02-20 12:29:40 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: "(Female dog)! I've got food stamps! I paid $10.15!" the woman is quoted as saying.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the color of this 'woman'.


That is an incredibly racist thing to say.  I suppose next you are going to say "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the convenience store clerk was an Arab"????
 
2013-02-20 12:35:24 PM  
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Will Greenlee is watching you beat off.
 
2013-02-20 12:51:05 PM  

MassExodus: Pair-o-Dice: "(Female dog)! I've got food stamps! I paid $10.15!" the woman is quoted as saying.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the color of this 'woman'.

That is an incredibly racist thing to say.  I suppose next you are going to say "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the convenience store clerk was an Arab"????


Yep
 
2013-02-20 01:20:28 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: MassExodus: Pair-o-Dice: "(Female dog)! I've got food stamps! I paid $10.15!" the woman is quoted as saying.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess the color of this 'woman'.

That is an incredibly racist thing to say.  I suppose next you are going to say "I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that the convenience store clerk was an Arab"????

Yep


He was.
She wasn't.
 
2013-02-20 01:30:17 PM  

vudukungfu: Poor guy wasn't even supposed to be there that day, too.


At least they weren't lit.
 
2013-02-20 02:26:37 PM  

ExtremeHobo: Why don't we glorify Convenience Store workers like other "dangerous" professions?  They are putting their lives and bodies on the line just so that regular people like me and you can buy a gallon of milk at 1 in the morning.


Because that James Woods movie never came out
 
2013-02-20 02:37:01 PM  
What, no superfluous description of what individually wrapped mint balls are?  You're slipping, Greenlee.
 
2013-02-20 06:09:26 PM  
In that part of town I don't doubt her "family" straightened him out. "Yup no problem here! I imagined the whole thing.
 
2013-02-20 07:08:11 PM  
Done in one.

/was she a Chewley's Gum representative?
 
2013-02-20 08:24:51 PM  

olapbill: I await the testicular reference trifecta ...


mudpants: Are we to have a rare balls trifecta ?


I'm satisfied with a pair.
 
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